Australia, home to sluts, crooks, and heathen

Hello kiddos, I make you smile merrily along, De Pope has gotten back to his bloggy-blog while here in Hell on Earth, Australia. What idiots this country has yes, yes, poo - poo, all about that crazy animal sodomizer Steven Irwin; Satan hair band Air Supply; and disgusting non-German beer, yuckity yuck yuck, yes, yes. PUKE!

It is Hot, yes, yes, just like Hell, and no one practices proper personal hygene, the incense is all over De Popemobile; this place is worse that Zimbabwe. My GOD in Heaven who looks favorable upon De Pope! Just look at it's history, look, LOOKSEE! England would send it's unwanted; blacks, retards, rapists, and witches, burn the witches! What piece of garbage country, heathens galore, even worse that America. I am Melting!


It is like a country of Malachs and Tequila Mockingbirds, methinks it is time to send the HIV virus over there, yes, yes kiddos, monkeys made it, wink wink. Debauchery, violence, faggotry, and blasphemy. Ugh.


But enough of that, let us pray my dearies.


Let us pray that the United States of America comes to it's senses.


All might Halo Wearer,
Please give the US guidance.
They are very close to having a porch monkey run that country,
and we all know you made us the superior race to them.
It is in the Bible yes, yes.
Strike down upon the nappy head of the Heathen they call OBAMA!
All Mighty Spiritman, we pray.


That is all for today, and be rest assured De Pope has become more inspired, and I have put into my date book to blog once a week at least, yes, yes, that makes you happy, no? Can you feel it your loins?


Você é minha vaquinha pequena, você não causa o problema em seus tecidos fritados porque você come a lama

De Pope Wonders

What is up with this?

HUMMMNHGH? What. You little faggot gay boy porch monkey Internet homos can't do this to De Pope's face, no, no you can't. You ascared little heathens! De Pope is most highly and holy, and yes, you enjoy breaking the will of the Lord, little lice ridden retards!

De Pope will pray for you now . . .

Remove your shoes and bow you head for the De Pope, yes, yes

All Powerful God of Vengeance!
Smite those who might besmirch thine name!
Teach the gay techie boys a lesson!
May they lose their hands!
No more masturbating to Internet porn, yes, yes!

AMEN!

Guter Tag die kleine

OOO EEE OOO AHH AHH

Ho, ho, ho, De Pope is back to the bloggy blog! You missed us. Yes, yes, he is now in your stinksmelly Amerikkka! De Pope coming to Amerikkka! TODAY!

Where have De Pope been? BUSY, busy as a disrobed altar boy, tee hee, I kid! De Pope has a new apprentice yes he does, check it out:

That's right W. FEEL THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE in my magic stick, yes, yes. I can feel the juices coursing through your glutes! YES!

De Pope is sorry for his absence, yes, yes, he will be back with the vengeance of a Nun scorned! WEEHEEEEE!

De Pope loves you.

Bow your heads and pray.

Dear Lord of the Almighty Dark Side
W. is now your servant
He of the slick tongue and newculear might
We pray he tickles like a girly girl

Amen.

Cowboy Up! Are you happy now ass-pirate.

Yes, De Pope hears you pleading for him

De Pope is very busy and he has heard your cries, he has, boohoo. You miss De Pope, his presence, but De Pope is always there. Do you miss his scent, yes, De Pope uses a quality hair shampoo, yes, yes. De Pope has come back to you, WHOPEEE!

De Pope has been in that evil country Saudi Arabia, to meet with some towel heads, yes, yes. Refute their silly little Mohammed lovefest, and turn them on the the Baby Christ Childe, yes, yes. Look at this AP picture of De Pope and the ragheaded devil:Look at De Pope's rippling biceps as compared to this Christ Killer. And no, De Pope does not have to use hair color either. As you can see, Mr. Arab is enchanted and under my spell, yes he is. I do that to the heathen, make them comfortable and suround by the goo of Christ, yes. Just after this picture De Pope cold cocked him with the Left Cross of St. Pete, take that sand walker! And then De Pope just listened to his Pod I, yes he did, denied him the presence of De Pope. Have you ever seen a sucide bombing barbarian cry . . . he want De Pope back, he did.

So De Pope is back home, back home to the kiddos, back home to his favorite new TouYube video, back to his day long marathons of Pirahna Panic, yes, yes, and back to help with the inquisition of the evil ginger kid Conan O'Brien, go Rev. David! De Pope did a good job making Sean O'Malley a Cardinal he did!

And with the Christmas Season coming around, soon my kiddos, soon, De Pope leaves you with this prayer.

Oh Holy Santa Claus,
Spying on us in our desperation for toys.
Be good Santa Claus as we are
and perhaps
you get kiss under the missletoe.
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Amen, yes, yes

Kwa heri