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TEE HEE, this makes De Pope laugh, ha ha! Clickey to EMBIGGUN, like Yeshua would do, yes, yes!

And this is for De Pope's favorite Cissy Strut, and old school German lass:

Meine Braut, wie jene alten bösen Geschlecht Filme, die du im alten Land, De Papst tatest, reitet deinen Esel in den Fluss des Goldes!Uns ja ja für die schmutzigen Kinder beten lassen!

Did you miss De Pope

Hello kiddos, it is me De Pope, I have heard you prayers and emails, and have returned to thine loving arms, hoho, yes yes! De Pope was a on a missionary traveling postion, yes he was, to save the heathen souls of baby seals, but that is another story, yes, yes.

Did you go to Mass yesterday? It was a Holy Day of Obligation, yes it was. Did you get your fat little asses over there? Ho ho, De Pope kids, but seriously did you go? Did you go and celebrate the life of St. Kiriaki, that bondage slave? I know she would be the patron Saint of some of you women, yes, yes. Did you celebrate the life of that false healer St. Marcouf? Or did you celebrate in the name of that false multi winged beast St. Tekle Haymanot, he is evil yes, yes.

I hope you did, De Pope does not want to see you in Hell with Fred Rogers, no he does not.

Here's a Parable for you:

WHAT? De Pope is very confused . . . How about this Parable, with that cutie Kirk Cameron, yes, yes.

Good Day Sir!

A, B, CHRIST!

So De Pope has been tagged by that crevice cleaner Malach to do, how you say a meme? De Pope is interested in this meme, he is, and feels it will be a good teaching lesson for the kiddos, wahwahwahwhan. A Parable if you will, not really.

The basic premise of this . . meme, is to recite the English Alphabet; English of course is just based on Mother Germanic; and apply something that relates to De Pope's life for each letter. WHOHOO FUN TIME! yes, yes.

1. A: Absolution, De Pope is here to give the kiddos Absolution, yes, yes. Now bow your heads and repeat "Lord, you are my satin sheets" after every letter.
2. B: Basilica, De Pope has a large wide inpressive Basilica, he does. Best in the world to stupid Muslims, yes, yes.
3. C: Christ Childe. You must prostrate before the Christ Childe, NOW! OH MIGHT CHRIST CHILDE MASSAGE OUR BODIES WITH THE LIGHT!
4. D: Father Damien of Molokai. Damien, Damien, you left your arm in my parlor! Yes, yes, true story! Rip, plop, teehee.
5. E: Easter. JesuGod has risen, yes, yes. Here come Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail! Hippity Hoppity Jesus on his way, YEEEHAA!
6. F: Fatwa! De Pope's Fatwa states that Here Today Gone Tomorrow will continue to serve Pennace in my blogroll, mwhahahaahahahahaha. Take that Anti-Nun!
7. G: Grace. De Pope confers eternal grace to the first person who comments to this blog, maybe, yes, yes, no.
8. H: Hell. Where many of you will end up, with Ha-Satan, yes, yes, BURN! REPENT crazy kiddos!
9. I: Inquistion, I brought back the Tridentine Mass, is the Inquistion next . . . De Pope won't tell, no, no. Just becareful, the wheel is not a good time, no, no.
10. J: Well obviously JesuGod dummies.
11. K: Kateri Tekakwitha. Man was she, how you say, HOT! Yes, yes, Uh-huhuh
12. L: Lando Calrissian, a light skinned porch monkey who betrayed his friends, and is going to Hell, yes, yes. SCOUNDREL! Chewy are you there, hohohoho!
13. M: Mary the Virgin Mother. You all make here cry, yes, yes. Believe me, I have to hear it on a daily basis! WAH, their committing sins, Wah!
14. N: Nematodes. De Pope has a schedules a plague of Nematodes for Westport, MA, REPENT, REPENT! You ever get one of those in your Urethra? It is not fun, I am talking to you!
15. O: Obligation, especially to Sunday Services, I am talking to all of you again yes, yes, sodomites, squish.
16. P: Why of course, De Pope.
17. Q: Quisp, De Pope's favorite snack, yummynummy for De Pope's tummy.
18. R: Red De Pope's favorite colour.
19. S: Serpent, avoid this guy he's a bad dude, unless he is the Jesus Serpent . . how can you tell? The Halo, yes, yes.
20. T: The Trinity, Holy JesuGod Spirit please save the kiddos who deserve it all loving and forgiving God!.
21. U: Ungoliant, De Pope's Holy Cat.
22. V: The Vatican, where De Pope is king, yes, yes.
23. W: Water to wash aways your sins, usually. And to wash the stench from the Vatican Locker room, slam in the locker with the nerd! WHOHO!
24. X: Saint Xanthippe, what is this bullshit? De Pope's butt is more a Saint than Witchblade Woman here, I AM DE POPE!.
25. Y: Young, are we all not Young at heart in the eyes of the Lord? Let the children come to me, yes, yes!
26. Z: ZZZZAAAAPPP, Holy Plasma Projectiles, your dead, ahahahahahah!

So, De Pope tags anyone who reads this to do the same.

Go in Peace reflecting on the Christ Childe