The Holy Blog - The Secret Blog of Pope Benedict the XVI

Ho, ho, this allows me to talk to the kids . . . and send more of you to Ha-Satan, yes, yes.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Pauperes Commilitones Christi Templique Solomonici

Hello again chickas and chicos, De Pope is here to school you, esse. Yes, De Pope wants to discuss with the kiddos about the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon, or as you dummies know it, the Knights Templar, yes, yes.

You see, the older Anti-Popes has supressed the good name of the Knights yes, yes. But after some fistacuffs with Cardinal Law, De Pope kicked his unholy ass and released the secret Vatican Documents, yes, yes. WHAP!

What? You maybe wondering why De Pope would do something like that, you may. Well shepoopy, you dummies should be smarter than that, De Pope was raised in Nazi Germany and realizes the value of a Secret Police, HAH, he does. So wham bam thank you ma'am, De Pope has forgiven them, and they immediately set out to enforce the Law of JesuGod! YEEHAA! Get in that cell negro!

And they almost immediately did a good deed, yes, yes. They immediately went out and caught the fag boy Monsignor Tommaso Stenico trying to get away with his evil gay sex plan of but raping, dirty sanchezs, and sausage mouth, yucky mucky, yes, yes! Now De Pope is recruiting, do you want to be a Pauperes Commilitones Christi Templique Solomonici? Yes you do, contact De Pope for an appilcation, young men are encouraged to apply, yes, yes!

Also De Pope needs to thank, yes he does, that Holy AngryforJeusGodman and that slutty vixen C. Harlot for exposing the real evil of Princess of Hell Dieanna is their, how you say, pudcast? That was straight falling hombies! They are like Jesus and the prostitutes, Look De Pope gave your a free parable.

And that anti-nun also wants me to remove her from De Pope's Blogroll, but no, De Pope will use her to teach a lesson about evil, yes, yes. See children this is not how you should live your life, and unwashed drug addled hippy.

As the kids say, Syonara Suckers.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Shut and Dance II

Come Dance with the little Monkey Belgian Waffle!

Hoho, kiddies, Dance for Jesus with VAN DAMME, yes, yes!

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Sunday, September 23, 2007

The Pope Says: Shut Up and Dance!


Look at this little green children dance, they make de Pope happy. Yes, yes, hee hee! Go little green children go an cut a rug for de Pope. Whohoo.

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