Australia, home to sluts, crooks, and heathen

Hello kiddos, I make you smile merrily along, De Pope has gotten back to his bloggy-blog while here in Hell on Earth, Australia. What idiots this country has yes, yes, poo - poo, all about that crazy animal sodomizer Steven Irwin; Satan hair band Air Supply; and disgusting non-German beer, yuckity yuck yuck, yes, yes. PUKE!

It is Hot, yes, yes, just like Hell, and no one practices proper personal hygene, the incense is all over De Popemobile; this place is worse that Zimbabwe. My GOD in Heaven who looks favorable upon De Pope! Just look at it's history, look, LOOKSEE! England would send it's unwanted; blacks, retards, rapists, and witches, burn the witches! What piece of garbage country, heathens galore, even worse that America. I am Melting!


It is like a country of Malachs and Tequila Mockingbirds, methinks it is time to send the HIV virus over there, yes, yes kiddos, monkeys made it, wink wink. Debauchery, violence, faggotry, and blasphemy. Ugh.


But enough of that, let us pray my dearies.


Let us pray that the United States of America comes to it's senses.


All might Halo Wearer,
Please give the US guidance.
They are very close to having a porch monkey run that country,
and we all know you made us the superior race to them.
It is in the Bible yes, yes.
Strike down upon the nappy head of the Heathen they call OBAMA!
All Mighty Spiritman, we pray.


That is all for today, and be rest assured De Pope has become more inspired, and I have put into my date book to blog once a week at least, yes, yes, that makes you happy, no? Can you feel it your loins?


Você é minha vaquinha pequena, você não causa o problema em seus tecidos fritados porque você come a lama

God, it's me, De Pope

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Yes De Pope has heard your prayers about De Pope blogging again, boo hoo, you miss De Pope, and it's been too long, but De Pope is very busy; busy busy, like a bumblebee. Yes, you kiddos missed De Pope you did, you missed his wizened guidance, yes, yes. You missed his musky scent did you not, yes? So where has De Pope been? De Pope will tell you.

De Pope went to Blackie's land, Africa, that is where my red hat comes in handy you see. It is very sunny, hot and parched in Africa, God's revenge on the heathens that live there, yes, yes.

But De Pope was protected, yes, yes, De Pope's Hat protects from those Satanistic VU rays, yes. Those VU rays that that Earth Ha-Satan Bush created, yes, yes. Evil. NUCULEAR! That is the real WMD!

So De Pope went to African why? Ohohoho! De Pope need to remind those little Jungle Monkeys who is the boss. Dig those diamonds and send to DE POPE, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Send the hidden oil, yes. More ruin upon Dafur! Starve those tar babies! Heeeeeheee!

You see Africa in already doomed to Hell, yes, yes. De Pope makes sure he get all the resources from that accursed land before JesuGod Nuke the whole place to slag, WEEEOOOOOOOOOO THADOOOOOOMMMMM! Oh no poor Dumbo! Oh no poor Simba, HAHA!

De Pope also went there for all the Jiggaboo children yes, yes. The kiddos, will make good coon priests, yes, yes. We need them to help us reign in Satan's child, the Black Man, yes, yes. WHAT! No, De Pope is not a racist, he is just following the Holy Bible, yes, yes. It is JesuGod's will. SUPERDEEDUPER! Hey, hey, hey, De Pope has been in control for years . . . give them a little fried chicken and a 40, yes, yes.

Also, the Pope must thank the slutgirl whore wench Tequila Mockingbird, yes, yes. You might be slowly making your way into the Heavenly Host . . . AAAAAAAAA. You see she exposed the Pollack Anti-Pope for who is truly is, see for yourself, gotcha evil man. Heehee, that man was cursed by JesuGod, see him shaking all the time, who does he think is, that child Alex P. Keaton? De Pope is glad we finally killed him in his last days, yes, yes.

What! Of course we killed Karol, what kind of name is that for a Pope, Karol, ugh. So De Pope and the other Cardinal, we gave Karol a rake, and told him to go rake leaves, he climbed a tree and fell out, breaking his neck, yes, yes. Uh, we shot him too, all for love and peace. Now you ungrateful people are free from his Evil, and yes, DE POPE . . . . .AAAAAHHHH, SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!

Ciao