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Ho, ho, this allows me to talk to the kids . . . and send more of you to Ha-Satan, yes, yes.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Damn you to Hell Malach the Merciless

So De Pope is sitting here is De Vatican, yes, yes, when homosexual sinner Malach the Merciless sends De Pope the electronic mail, zing ting! De Pope thinking this Fecal Sodomizer seek to confess he press the button, and WHHHIIIIIIIIIR he get thee mail. He reads:



"Hey Pope, I am almost finished the latest JesusMan!, as you know, you have a bit of a co-starring role is the past few episodes . . I just though I would give you a sneak peek of De Pope and his Hottie Rollerchicks in the next episode"



So there is how you kids say? This JEEPIG attachment, so De Pope clicks on it, yes, yes. De Pope is not afraid of any virus from that taint ticker Malach, De Pope is the best Virus Protection your computer can pray for yes, yes. So have you computer pray for protection! DO IT!

So De Pope clickey the attachment and what does he see? What you ask?

WHAT IS THIS? De Pope fratenizing with women? NO NO! That does not even look like De Pope, no, no, it is so ugly, yes, yes!

So De Pope seeking the breathed of Man Poker's sin, goes back to this JesusMan! thing to see what the Heaven Fudge Packer is talking about and he sees this. HOLY WHAT! Now De Pope can laugh at the funnies, ohh that Garfield and his Lasagna! But this was not even funny? Poo jokes? What does dingleberry dunker write for that stupid show Family Guy? I THINK SO, yes, yes.

De Pope is not amused, there is no hope for this Malach the Merciless, no hope for the Kingodom of God, no! I won't even pray for him. DE POPE CURSEs YOU INSTEAD, yes he does. Sing along Children!

Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti
Itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kattumtum
Alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum
Ashshu kashshaptu u kashshipanni
Eli nitum ubbiraanni
Ili-ia u Ishtari-ia ushis-su-u-eli-ia
Eli ameri-ia amru-usanaku
Imdikula salalu musha u urra
Qu-u imtana-allu-u pi-ia
Upu unti pi-ia iprusu
Me mashtiti-ia umattu-u
Eli li nubu-u xiduti si-ipdiIzizanimma ilani rabuti shima-a dababi
Dini dina alakti limda
Epu-ush salam kashshapi-ia u kashshapi-ia
Sha epishia u mushtepishti-ia
Is mass-ssarati sha mushi lipshuru ruxisha limnuti
Pisha lu-u ZAL.LU Lishanusha Lu-u Tabtu
Sha iqbu-u amat limutti-ia kima ZAL.LU litta-tuk
qi-ishrusha pu-uttu-ru ipshetusha xulluqu
Kal amatusha malla-a sseri
Ina qibit iqbu-u ilani mushitum

AMEN

HAHA, De Pope has cursed you, now no one likes you and you smell, yes, yes.

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Monday, September 8, 2008

God always wins, yes he does

Take that Tommy Boy Brady, God has struck you down through his servant the Chief! YES! YES! Tomahawk chop to the Knee! Owweee!

HA! That devil Brady now cannot fly in the face of the Lord, winning his trophies for Ha-Satan, no, no! Our God is AWESOME GOD! Take that! You are your out of wedlock babies, and whore Super Models!

No more bestiality for you, Man of Snakes! Good Riddance, yes, yes!


Now your pretty devil looks are offset by your ugly, nasty, scarry knee, yes, yes! Sweet Holy Revenge! That sweet pretty childlike face will no longer torment the faithful!

Now good Christians like Tony Dungy can win more! Yes, yes.

Now say a prayer with me:

Gratiae vos Deus
Gratiae vobis ruina of vir quisnam anguis
Vos es a territo quod vindicta
Deus Nos vereor vestri ira , vires Deus
Amen

Ahh De Pope went old school for that one, yes, yes. You should all go Old School.

قودبيي مت سهلدرن, ي لفي يأ الل

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