Ever since De Pope sent that nice nun-like woman
Sara Sue a picture of his Jesussword, he has gotten
emails from the Catholic ladies, yes, yes. Whohoo, they want to battle Ha-Satan with De Pope leading the way, BAM, rattatang tang, slice, sploosh! Take that Satan, right in the Teeth! Whap!
But De Pope is now worried, it seems that heretical asspirate Malach the Fagboy is
making pictures of De Pope for his own depraved mastabatory fantasies, yes, yes he is evil my children.
WHAT?! Well, DE POPE don't swing that way Malach the Rust Dirt Star Poker, no, no. De Pope is only have sexual intercourse with Jesus and his mother Mary, yes, yes. De Pope also does not appreciate this
blasphemous cartoon, NO, NO! You embarass De Pope . .
What is your problem, are you gay for De Pope? Do you get all hard like a little boy? You got De Pope, up late tonight at De Vatican . . . It is almost 1AM, you see I worry for you perverted soul, I do, yes, yes.
This time your are double excommunicated, I can do that, I am De Pope.
And for those of you who think De Pope is really
this goofy guy, De Pope must deny. You dare insinuate De Pope be Polish? You might as well be calling De Pope and Hook Nosed Jew, no, no!
Labels: Clarifications, Excommunications