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Ho, ho, this allows me to talk to the kids . . . and send more of you to Ha-Satan, yes, yes.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Sermons on the Evils of Blogging

De Pope has explored some blogs, and he has decided to excommunicate a number of bloggers, they are evil and you should not go there, even if say there is the sharing of his blood and body, or a youth revival . . . so orders de Pope, yes, yes.

Malach the Unmerciful - He spews anti-Jesus garbage
C. Rag - Nothing but nudity and feminist opinions, she will go to Hell.
Dr. Murk - Proports to be a helpful Dr., he is not, just a drunk. And his podcast is awful. Ha-Satan has a seat for him right by his left side.
The Angry Piper - what more do you need, he is Irish and wear a dress, Damned
Phoebe Fay - She is a hard ass woman, hence a Lesbian, no room in the king of heaven for queers.
Joey Polanski - He's Polish, a step lower than being Irish.
Cash - Talking Dog, Spawn of Baphomet. So simple it's in the Gospels

On the other hand, I have found bloggers who get my blessing.

Sara Sue - Good Christian values in this one, she is a bride of Christ, If I wasn't da pope . . .
Angryman - Angry for Jesus Justice!

That is about all . . . I leave you with this, ho, ho! It explains a lot.

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