The Holy Blog - The Secret Blog of Pope Benedict the XVI

Ho, ho, this allows me to talk to the kids . . . and send more of you to Ha-Satan, yes, yes.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

What does this Interweb think of De Pope?

TEE HEE, this makes De Pope laugh, ha ha! Clickey to EMBIGGUN, like Yeshua would do, yes, yes!



And this is for De Pope's favorite Cissy Strut, and old school German lass:

Meine Braut, wie jene alten bösen Geschlecht Filme, die du im alten Land, De Papst tatest, reitet deinen Esel in den Fluss des Goldes!Uns ja ja für die schmutzigen Kinder beten lassen!

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Australia, home to sluts, crooks, and heathen

Hello kiddos, I make you smile merrily along, De Pope has gotten back to his bloggy-blog while here in Hell on Earth, Australia. What idiots this country has yes, yes, poo - poo, all about that crazy animal sodomizer Steven Irwin; Satan hair band Air Supply; and disgusting non-German beer, yuckity yuck yuck, yes, yes. PUKE!

It is Hot, yes, yes, just like Hell, and no one practices proper personal hygene, the incense is all over De Popemobile; this place is worse that Zimbabwe. My GOD in Heaven who looks favorable upon De Pope! Just look at it's history, look, LOOKSEE! England would send it's unwanted; blacks, retards, rapists, and witches, burn the witches! What piece of garbage country, heathens galore, even worse that America. I am Melting!


It is like a country of Malachs and Tequila Mockingbirds, methinks it is time to send the HIV virus over there, yes, yes kiddos, monkeys made it, wink wink. Debauchery, violence, faggotry, and blasphemy. Ugh.


But enough of that, let us pray my dearies.


Let us pray that the United States of America comes to it's senses.


All might Halo Wearer,
Please give the US guidance.
They are very close to having a porch monkey run that country,
and we all know you made us the superior race to them.
It is in the Bible yes, yes.
Strike down upon the nappy head of the Heathen they call OBAMA!
All Mighty Spiritman, we pray.


That is all for today, and be rest assured De Pope has become more inspired, and I have put into my date book to blog once a week at least, yes, yes, that makes you happy, no? Can you feel it your loins?


Você é minha vaquinha pequena, você não causa o problema em seus tecidos fritados porque você come a lama

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