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Ho, ho, this allows me to talk to the kids . . . and send more of you to Ha-Satan, yes, yes.

Monday, September 8, 2008

God always wins, yes he does

Take that Tommy Boy Brady, God has struck you down through his servant the Chief! YES! YES! Tomahawk chop to the Knee! Owweee!

HA! That devil Brady now cannot fly in the face of the Lord, winning his trophies for Ha-Satan, no, no! Our God is AWESOME GOD! Take that! You are your out of wedlock babies, and whore Super Models!

No more bestiality for you, Man of Snakes! Good Riddance, yes, yes!


Now your pretty devil looks are offset by your ugly, nasty, scarry knee, yes, yes! Sweet Holy Revenge! That sweet pretty childlike face will no longer torment the faithful!

Now good Christians like Tony Dungy can win more! Yes, yes.

Now say a prayer with me:

Gratiae vos Deus
Gratiae vobis ruina of vir quisnam anguis
Vos es a territo quod vindicta
Deus Nos vereor vestri ira , vires Deus
Amen

Ahh De Pope went old school for that one, yes, yes. You should all go Old School.

قودبيي مت سهلدرن, ي لفي يأ الل

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5 Comments:

At September 8, 2008 7:17 PM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

And you wonder why I left Catholicism assmunch.

 
At September 9, 2008 1:35 AM , Blogger AngryMan said...

I wish I could say that I'm sorry for your loss.

 
At September 9, 2008 3:22 PM , Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

We shall overcome!

 
At September 10, 2008 1:07 AM , Blogger The Real Mother Hen said...

Hey you, welcome back!

I heard that you went to Heaven and had tea with Buddha?

 
At September 10, 2008 1:07 AM , Blogger The Real Mother Hen said...

Hey you, welcome back!

I heard that you went to Heaven and had tea with Buddha?

 

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