So De Pope is sitting here is De Vatican, yes, yes, when homosexual sinner Malach the Merciless sends De Pope the electronic mail, zing ting! De Pope thinking this Fecal Sodomizer seek to confess he press the button, and WHHHIIIIIIIIIR he get thee mail. He reads:
"Hey Pope, I am almost finished the latest JesusMan!, as you know, you have a bit of a co-starring role is the past few episodes . . I just though I would give you a sneak peek of De Pope and his Hottie Rollerchicks in the next episode"So there is how you kids say? This JEEPIG attachment, so De Pope clicks on it, yes, yes. De Pope is not afraid of any virus from that taint ticker Malach, De Pope is the best Virus Protection your computer can pray for yes, yes. So have you computer pray for protection! DO IT!
So De Pope clickey the attachment and what does he see? What you ask?
WHAT IS THIS? De Pope fratenizing with women? NO NO! That does not even look like De Pope, no, no, it is so ugly, yes, yes!
So De Pope seeking the breathed of Man Poker's sin, goes back to this JesusMan! thing to see what the Heaven Fudge Packer is talking about and he sees this. HOLY WHAT! Now De Pope can laugh at the funnies, ohh that Garfield and his Lasagna! But this was not even funny? Poo jokes? What does dingleberry dunker write for that stupid show Family Guy? I THINK SO, yes, yes.
De Pope is not amused, there is no hope for this Malach the Merciless, no hope for the Kingodom of God, no! I won't even pray for him. DE POPE CURSEs YOU INSTEAD, yes he does. Sing along Children!
Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti
Itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kattumtum
Alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum
Ashshu kashshaptu u kashshipanni
Eli nitum ubbiraanni
Ili-ia u Ishtari-ia ushis-su-u-eli-ia
Eli ameri-ia amru-usanaku
Imdikula salalu musha u urra
Qu-u imtana-allu-u pi-ia
Upu unti pi-ia iprusu
Me mashtiti-ia umattu-u
Eli li nubu-u xiduti si-ipdiIzizanimma ilani rabuti shima-a dababi
Dini dina alakti limda
Epu-ush salam kashshapi-ia u kashshapi-ia
Sha epishia u mushtepishti-ia
Is mass-ssarati sha mushi lipshuru ruxisha limnuti
Pisha lu-u ZAL.LU Lishanusha Lu-u Tabtu
Sha iqbu-u amat limutti-ia kima ZAL.LU litta-tuk
qi-ishrusha pu-uttu-ru ipshetusha xulluqu
Kal amatusha malla-a sseri
Ina qibit iqbu-u ilani mushitum
AMEN
HAHA, De Pope has cursed you, now no one likes you and you smell, yes, yes.
Labels: God's Revenge, Sinners, The Papal Curse