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Monday, July 14, 2008

Australia, home to sluts, crooks, and heathen

Hello kiddos, I make you smile merrily along, De Pope has gotten back to his bloggy-blog while here in Hell on Earth, Australia. What idiots this country has yes, yes, poo - poo, all about that crazy animal sodomizer Steven Irwin; Satan hair band Air Supply; and disgusting non-German beer, yuckity yuck yuck, yes, yes. PUKE!

It is Hot, yes, yes, just like Hell, and no one practices proper personal hygene, the incense is all over De Popemobile; this place is worse that Zimbabwe. My GOD in Heaven who looks favorable upon De Pope! Just look at it's history, look, LOOKSEE! England would send it's unwanted; blacks, retards, rapists, and witches, burn the witches! What piece of garbage country, heathens galore, even worse that America. I am Melting!


It is like a country of Malachs and Tequila Mockingbirds, methinks it is time to send the HIV virus over there, yes, yes kiddos, monkeys made it, wink wink. Debauchery, violence, faggotry, and blasphemy. Ugh.


But enough of that, let us pray my dearies.


Let us pray that the United States of America comes to it's senses.


All might Halo Wearer,
Please give the US guidance.
They are very close to having a porch monkey run that country,
and we all know you made us the superior race to them.
It is in the Bible yes, yes.
Strike down upon the nappy head of the Heathen they call OBAMA!
All Mighty Spiritman, we pray.


That is all for today, and be rest assured De Pope has become more inspired, and I have put into my date book to blog once a week at least, yes, yes, that makes you happy, no? Can you feel it your loins?


Você é minha vaquinha pequena, você não causa o problema em seus tecidos fritados porque você come a lama

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5 Comments:

At July 14, 2008 7:30 PM , Blogger C.Rag said...

You insulted everyone except the Jews.
What kind of German are you?

 
At July 14, 2008 9:22 PM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Hey Poop, one of my friends moved to Australia a couple of years ago, she's a Lesbian, maybe you will meet her.

 
At July 14, 2008 9:57 PM , Blogger AngryMan said...

And people think that you are racist. Where would they get that idea?

P.S. You need to update your links on your blogroll. C.Rag and I moved to new locations over at 3rd Option.

 
At July 14, 2008 11:36 PM , Blogger Cissy Strutt said...

Vater, wie ich für Ihre Ankunft longed habe. Ich bin ein gutes Mädchen gewesen. Der übliche Fleck, der es ist, mit keiner Unterhose.

(oh, and malach - I think I know your friend)

 
At July 15, 2008 2:42 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

The Jews already know they are doomed

De Pope will doom Malach's Friend, yes, yes.

I wil update these Bloglinks you speak of, soon.

Mein Kind, erinnere mich ich an dich von jenen verrückter deutscher Hautfilm der Siebzigerjahre ja ja

 

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