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Thursday, April 17, 2008

OOO EEE OOO AHH AHH

Ho, ho, ho, De Pope is back to the bloggy blog! You missed us. Yes, yes, he is now in your stinksmelly Amerikkka! De Pope coming to Amerikkka! TODAY!

Where have De Pope been? BUSY, busy as a disrobed altar boy, tee hee, I kid! De Pope has a new apprentice yes he does, check it out:

That's right W. FEEL THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE in my magic stick, yes, yes. I can feel the juices coursing through your glutes! YES!

De Pope is sorry for his absence, yes, yes, he will be back with the vengeance of a Nun scorned! WEEHEEEEE!

De Pope loves you.

Bow your heads and pray.

Dear Lord of the Almighty Dark Side
W. is now your servant
He of the slick tongue and newculear might
We pray he tickles like a girly girl

Amen.

Cowboy Up! Are you happy now ass-pirate.

Labels: De Pope's Life, Prayers

12 Comments:

At April 17, 2008 4:10 PM , Bridget said...: I'm totally tickle, glad to meet you on your return
At April 17, 2008 4:24 PM , C.Rag said...: Are you going to curse the Nats & the Yankees?
At April 17, 2008 4:51 PM , Tequila Mockingbird said...: it's about goddamn time you came back. i had delinked you cause i thought you were too busy giving rim jobs to choir boys to blog...

now that youre back, i'll put you back on the blogroll.

i'm pissed we didnt hear about your easter plans. you should rectify this...
At April 17, 2008 5:15 PM , AngryGinger said...: I've been told to stay away from you.
At April 17, 2008 5:26 PM , Kitty said...: Good to see you back Your Holiness.
At April 17, 2008 5:58 PM , Malach the Merciless said...: Ahh, Pooper, I missed you, and glad to see you back, so you should start a question and answer blog, to bring you closer to the people . ..
At April 17, 2008 6:23 PM , here today, gone tomorrow said...: That photo...you've ALREADY sucked the juice out of Dubya. Yeesh. And stop saying mass in baseball stadiums. Can't you do your nasty business in football stadiums?
At April 17, 2008 6:34 PM , AngryMan said...: Are you going to take time to personally visit rubbersuitstudios? They do host your blog, after all.
At April 17, 2008 7:55 PM , Pope Benedict XVI said...: Hehehe, De Pope is back, and you are all happy yes yes. De Pope has been around, he is always around, he is everywhere, he is.

Bridget, De Pope will add you to his how you say, Link Roll? But I have read your blog, not only are you evil, you also black! That is the color of evil, yes it is!

Sister Rag, curse sure, the Yankees represent New York City, yes, yes, all evil there, and the Nat's are DC, wow, two most evil citys in the world, next to Fairhaven MA, yes, yes

Harlot Mockingbird, De Pope will reveal all upcoming, he realizes the masses need to hear from his perfect holipitrude more often yes, yes.

Little Ginger, hopefull no red hair for you, that is a sign of Satan, De Pope blesses you he does, one, two, three, four, amen. I will go to house, I am close, and reach in with holy water and ashes to make sure.

Anglican Sinner Kitty, we will change your divorcing ways we will, yes, yes

Malach the man lover, that is a good idea . . .surprising from one of your mentality, yes, yes.

My HTGT Jesus Bride, I have missed you so.

Heathenman, Third Option hosts me goofus.
At April 18, 2008 1:12 AM , Artism By Nick said...: Amen.
Please send this tormented soul your almighty dark blessings.

Did W have a smooth ass? Or is it really hairy?
At April 18, 2008 9:33 AM , jeff said...: Bless me father for I have sinned. I mated with a male goat. Yes, I have partaken in such evil, please release of such demons that want to do it again.
At April 20, 2008 11:11 PM , Sara Sue said...: Holy Father, please come back to the holy room of anus rape and bring Dubya with you!