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Monday, April 28, 2008

De Pope Wonders

What is up with this?

HUMMMNHGH? What. You little faggot gay boy porch monkey Internet homos can't do this to De Pope's face, no, no you can't. You ascared little heathens! De Pope is most highly and holy, and yes, you enjoy breaking the will of the Lord, little lice ridden retards!

De Pope will pray for you now . . .

Remove your shoes and bow you head for the De Pope, yes, yes

All Powerful God of Vengeance!
Smite those who might besmirch thine name!
Teach the gay techie boys a lesson!
May they lose their hands!
No more masturbating to Internet porn, yes, yes!

AMEN!

Guter Tag die kleine

Labels: Prayers, Vengeance

11 Comments:

At April 28, 2008 10:21 PM , C.Rag said...: I'm an albino porch monkey thank you very much.
At April 28, 2008 10:22 PM , Tequila Mockingbird said...: "lice ridden retards" sounds a lot like the staff at the local dennys.

but, i'll say it now, i will FOREVER masterbate to internet porn. my fave: naughty french nuns.
At April 28, 2008 11:01 PM , The Real Mother Hen said...: Ah good to see ya Pope :)

Well, remove your shoes first - so I can steal them and sell on ebay!
Your freaking shoes are from Prada so I read. Only homes wear Prada btw!
At April 28, 2008 11:39 PM , Sara Sue said...: Your Holiness, will you please send one of your stormtroopers to the basement of the Vatican to untie me??? (whimper)
At April 29, 2008 12:07 AM , Malach the Merciless said...: Hey Ratzy, my cat had a tick! Help her!
At April 29, 2008 1:27 PM , AngryMan said...: All powerful god of vengeance? When did you become a Muslim?
At April 29, 2008 3:13 PM , Colonel Colonel said...: When are you going to start selling indulgences on Ebay?

I just bought a piece of the True Cross and one of the Madonna's fingernails there. Oh, wait- that's Madonna's fingernail.

ewww.
At April 30, 2008 10:17 AM , Bridget said...: The relationship between porn and masturbation is as old as God running around smiting people when he was a young un.

He didn't stop those who started then, he can't STOP US NOW!
At May 9, 2008 5:53 AM , Preposterous Ponderings said...: Nothing wrong with pleasuring ones self at all. At least it is done with someone they love.
At June 20, 2008 6:50 PM , Tequila Mockingbird said...: failpope is fail for not posting moar!
At July 14, 2008 7:39 PM , Pope Benedict XVI said...: De Pope loves you all, he does!