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Monday, February 11, 2008

Where is de Pope?

Many of you have wondered where De Pope has gone. We shush my child, shhhhh, shhh. De Pope will reveal all soon, but just know, he has been, who you say? Hibernating . . . off with his favorite JesusBride, yes, yes, he has. She is asleep beside me right now, but will awaken to my glorious Jesus Sword soon, so De Pope must go, yes, yes. Soon, very soon

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At February 11, 2008 7:38 PM , Blogger Buzzardbilly said...

Did you have to put your most fetching Joey Ratz pic up as an avitar? Sara Sue does not need the stress of the groupies and geegawkers who will be after you now.

 
At February 11, 2008 7:46 PM , Blogger Mohammed said...

Ah, the Infidel-in-Chief returns! You have been contributing to the Decline and Fall of Western Civilization, yes?

 
At February 11, 2008 10:31 PM , Blogger Mike said...

pOpey--This cannot be correct. I know the true whereabouts of the Sara Sue. She is in my windowless van bound by my duct tape of love. She may be back. She may not. It is all in how she puts the lotion on.

 
At February 11, 2008 11:15 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

St. Mike how do you not know that I am there with her, yes, yes? The Pope is everywhere! BZZAP!

 
At February 12, 2008 5:16 AM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

You do realize Sara Sue is not a 10 year old boy?

 
At February 12, 2008 8:33 AM , Blogger Kitty said...

Hi Your Holiness - Thanks for dropping by my place. OK, I sniggered at Malach's comment, but I'll try hard not to in future. :-p

 
At February 12, 2008 1:40 PM , Blogger AngryMan said...

You rely on Viagra or any other ED drug? I mean, as old as you are, I'd just assume that you'd have problems getting it all straightened out.

 
At February 12, 2008 4:49 PM , Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

You must give us more details........

 
At February 12, 2008 6:04 PM , Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

glori-ass jesus sword?

 
At February 18, 2008 3:03 AM , Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Be my Valentine, ya big holy fagski!

 
At February 18, 2008 4:23 PM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

BWHSHSYYII (HELP! I'm being held captive by The Pope and Mike!)

 
At April 16, 2008 6:16 PM , Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

Happy Birthday, Popey!

 

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