ThanksGiving Wishes

Yes, De Pope is coming to Amerikkka, today! , got dream I come to share, De Pope is coming to Amerikkka, yes, yes. But more on that in another blog, yes, yes.

You see, it is Thanksgiving, that psuedo holiday with strong Christian overtones, bleedup! De Pope will tell you what you should be thankful fore, and even what De Pope might be thankful for, yes, you like to watch.

We are thankful for the Magic Man, the Tree Hanger, the child of the all mighty God, The Sheep, the Rainbow Warrior, the Pipe Smoker; JESUS CHRIST. It is because of him that you people can ignore him, and worship crap like Mohammed, yes, yes. You see the wizard Jesus is here to save, just drink his body and eat his blood, yes, yes, and you are saved heathen!

You are thankful, secondly for De Pope himself, his wordz of wizdum, and the moral compass he give to your evil little lives. Because of De Pope, and his wordz of wizdum, you are lead down the right path, so follow it, dummies. DON'T BE GAY!

We are all thankful for the innocent and defenseless children. Baby Jesus was a child you know.

We are thankful for Uncle Adolf, with out him, there would be much more heathens in this world. Go get 'em mein fuhrer! Yeppup!

I am most thankful for De Popemobile, the fly whip that it is. Men of God get fly whips, you remember that sissies.

You may add you intentions here. Let us bow our heads and pray:

Rub a Dub Dub Thanks for the Grub Yeah God
Amen.

So have a nice Thankgiving, and remember the sacrifice of Baby Jesus when you eat that flesh of the plump dirty bird, just like eating the flesh of a feathered Christ, yes, yes. De Pope blesses all your food with pus filled boils, mmmmm good.

Uw zijn mijn zonneschijn, mijn enig zonneschijngoed door slechte adem

Yes, De Pope hears you pleading for him

De Pope is very busy and he has heard your cries, he has, boohoo. You miss De Pope, his presence, but De Pope is always there. Do you miss his scent, yes, De Pope uses a quality hair shampoo, yes, yes. De Pope has come back to you, WHOPEEE!

De Pope has been in that evil country Saudi Arabia, to meet with some towel heads, yes, yes. Refute their silly little Mohammed lovefest, and turn them on the the Baby Christ Childe, yes, yes. Look at this AP picture of De Pope and the ragheaded devil:Look at De Pope's rippling biceps as compared to this Christ Killer. And no, De Pope does not have to use hair color either. As you can see, Mr. Arab is enchanted and under my spell, yes he is. I do that to the heathen, make them comfortable and suround by the goo of Christ, yes. Just after this picture De Pope cold cocked him with the Left Cross of St. Pete, take that sand walker! And then De Pope just listened to his Pod I, yes he did, denied him the presence of De Pope. Have you ever seen a sucide bombing barbarian cry . . . he want De Pope back, he did.

So De Pope is back home, back home to the kiddos, back home to his favorite new TouYube video, back to his day long marathons of Pirahna Panic, yes, yes, and back to help with the inquisition of the evil ginger kid Conan O'Brien, go Rev. David! De Pope did a good job making Sean O'Malley a Cardinal he did!

And with the Christmas Season coming around, soon my kiddos, soon, De Pope leaves you with this prayer.

Oh Holy Santa Claus,
Spying on us in our desperation for toys.
Be good Santa Claus as we are
and perhaps
you get kiss under the missletoe.
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Amen, yes, yes

Kwa heri

Did you miss De Pope

Hello kiddos, it is me De Pope, I have heard you prayers and emails, and have returned to thine loving arms, hoho, yes yes! De Pope was a on a missionary traveling postion, yes he was, to save the heathen souls of baby seals, but that is another story, yes, yes.

Did you go to Mass yesterday? It was a Holy Day of Obligation, yes it was. Did you get your fat little asses over there? Ho ho, De Pope kids, but seriously did you go? Did you go and celebrate the life of St. Kiriaki, that bondage slave? I know she would be the patron Saint of some of you women, yes, yes. Did you celebrate the life of that false healer St. Marcouf? Or did you celebrate in the name of that false multi winged beast St. Tekle Haymanot, he is evil yes, yes.

I hope you did, De Pope does not want to see you in Hell with Fred Rogers, no he does not.

Here's a Parable for you:

WHAT? De Pope is very confused . . . How about this Parable, with that cutie Kirk Cameron, yes, yes.

Good Day Sir!