Yes, De Pope hears you pleading for him

De Pope is very busy and he has heard your cries, he has, boohoo. You miss De Pope, his presence, but De Pope is always there. Do you miss his scent, yes, De Pope uses a quality hair shampoo, yes, yes. De Pope has come back to you, WHOPEEE!

De Pope has been in that evil country Saudi Arabia, to meet with some towel heads, yes, yes. Refute their silly little Mohammed lovefest, and turn them on the the Baby Christ Childe, yes, yes. Look at this AP picture of De Pope and the ragheaded devil:Look at De Pope's rippling biceps as compared to this Christ Killer. And no, De Pope does not have to use hair color either. As you can see, Mr. Arab is enchanted and under my spell, yes he is. I do that to the heathen, make them comfortable and suround by the goo of Christ, yes. Just after this picture De Pope cold cocked him with the Left Cross of St. Pete, take that sand walker! And then De Pope just listened to his Pod I, yes he did, denied him the presence of De Pope. Have you ever seen a sucide bombing barbarian cry . . . he want De Pope back, he did.

So De Pope is back home, back home to the kiddos, back home to his favorite new TouYube video, back to his day long marathons of Pirahna Panic, yes, yes, and back to help with the inquisition of the evil ginger kid Conan O'Brien, go Rev. David! De Pope did a good job making Sean O'Malley a Cardinal he did!

And with the Christmas Season coming around, soon my kiddos, soon, De Pope leaves you with this prayer.

Oh Holy Santa Claus,
Spying on us in our desperation for toys.
Be good Santa Claus as we are
and perhaps
you get kiss under the missletoe.
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Amen, yes, yes

Kwa heri