ThanksGiving Wishes

Yes, De Pope is coming to Amerikkka, today! , got dream I come to share, De Pope is coming to Amerikkka, yes, yes. But more on that in another blog, yes, yes.

You see, it is Thanksgiving, that psuedo holiday with strong Christian overtones, bleedup! De Pope will tell you what you should be thankful fore, and even what De Pope might be thankful for, yes, you like to watch.

We are thankful for the Magic Man, the Tree Hanger, the child of the all mighty God, The Sheep, the Rainbow Warrior, the Pipe Smoker; JESUS CHRIST. It is because of him that you people can ignore him, and worship crap like Mohammed, yes, yes. You see the wizard Jesus is here to save, just drink his body and eat his blood, yes, yes, and you are saved heathen!

You are thankful, secondly for De Pope himself, his wordz of wizdum, and the moral compass he give to your evil little lives. Because of De Pope, and his wordz of wizdum, you are lead down the right path, so follow it, dummies. DON'T BE GAY!

We are all thankful for the innocent and defenseless children. Baby Jesus was a child you know.

We are thankful for Uncle Adolf, with out him, there would be much more heathens in this world. Go get 'em mein fuhrer! Yeppup!

I am most thankful for De Popemobile, the fly whip that it is. Men of God get fly whips, you remember that sissies.

You may add you intentions here. Let us bow our heads and pray:

Rub a Dub Dub Thanks for the Grub Yeah God
Amen.

So have a nice Thankgiving, and remember the sacrifice of Baby Jesus when you eat that flesh of the plump dirty bird, just like eating the flesh of a feathered Christ, yes, yes. De Pope blesses all your food with pus filled boils, mmmmm good.

Uw zijn mijn zonneschijn, mijn enig zonneschijngoed door slechte adem