Did you miss De Pope

Hello kiddos, it is me De Pope, I have heard you prayers and emails, and have returned to thine loving arms, hoho, yes yes! De Pope was a on a missionary traveling postion, yes he was, to save the heathen souls of baby seals, but that is another story, yes, yes.

Did you go to Mass yesterday? It was a Holy Day of Obligation, yes it was. Did you get your fat little asses over there? Ho ho, De Pope kids, but seriously did you go? Did you go and celebrate the life of St. Kiriaki, that bondage slave? I know she would be the patron Saint of some of you women, yes, yes. Did you celebrate the life of that false healer St. Marcouf? Or did you celebrate in the name of that false multi winged beast St. Tekle Haymanot, he is evil yes, yes.

I hope you did, De Pope does not want to see you in Hell with Fred Rogers, no he does not.

Here's a Parable for you:

WHAT? De Pope is very confused . . . How about this Parable, with that cutie Kirk Cameron, yes, yes.

Good Day Sir!