The Holy Blog - The Secret Blog of Pope Benedict the XVI

Ho, ho, this allows me to talk to the kids . . . and send more of you to Ha-Satan, yes, yes.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Some more about De Pope, yes,yes

Thank the kiddos for all the e-mails de Pope has been getting, yikesabooby, he answers everyone, yes, yes. Also, De Pope must thanks all the bloggers, evil and good who have linked to de Pope to help spread the message of Our Lord Savior Jesus Christ, yadango! De Pope will have to work on a blog roll . . . . . HMMMMMMhack . . .

Also de Pope must thank Christopher Morris for his assistance in helping de Pope load his theme music (DE POPE! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE, so true, true it is) properly, there is a special place in Heaven for little Christopher, yes, yes, cutie.

So, de Pope wants to tell you a little bit more about his life, yes, yes. The last post about it was popular, and reading some other bloggers gave de Pope a idea, YAY! Unfortunately de Pope got this idea from that evil Fag Malach, BLECHOBLECH. But de Pope will turn it into something good, and for the All Mighty, yes, yes.

Five Snacks you enjoy
  1. His Body
  2. His Blood
  3. Cheez Whiz
  4. Bon Bons
  5. Strudel

Five Songs you know all the Words too

  1. Friends are like Flowers
  2. Amazing Grace
  3. Peace is Flowing like a River
  4. Jesus Built my Hot Rod
  5. Personal Jesus

Five Things if Would do if you were a Millionaire

  1. De Pope is already a Millionaire

Five Bad Habits

  1. De Pope has no bad habits

Five Things you like doing

  1. Driving in my sweet ride
  2. Listening too the Punk Rock Music
  3. Dancing the German Dance
  4. Sending Heathens to Hell
  5. Exorcisms

Five Things You Would Never Wear Again

  1. A Burka
  2. A Turban
  3. A Straw Hat
  4. A fez
  5. A German Army Helmet

Five Favorite Toys

  1. The Shroud of Turin
  2. The Holy Lance
  3. The Holy Grail
  4. The Veil of Veronica
  5. The Holy Prepuce

See, now you no more about your hero de Pope, yes, yes.

Mekkalekkahilekkahineyho

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20 Comments:

At October 3, 2007 6:43 PM , Blogger Mike said...

You are not being totally honest here...no, no. I have it on great personal authority that you would, if given half a chance, put that German army helmet back on your head.

 
At October 3, 2007 6:47 PM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Even though the Shroud of Turin is a fake propigated by DaVinci?

 
At October 3, 2007 6:52 PM , Blogger The Real Mother Hen said...

I heard that The Holy Grail is a woman... and now that being your favorite toy just reaffirms the rumour.
Amen!

 
At October 3, 2007 7:57 PM , Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

"yikesabooby" OMFG, LOooove it more than i would a child if i had spawned one.

you left one very important question out... what kind of underpants do you wear? boxers (made from same material as shroud of turin, of course), briefs, boxer briefs, or nothing. my guess is you let your popey genitalia swing free underneath your pope dress. or maybe that is just how i imagine it when i rub one out.

 
At October 3, 2007 8:41 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Underwear? Why a chastity Belt of course, yes.

 
At October 3, 2007 8:49 PM , Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

Chasity belt....WHATEVER!!!!!

 
At October 3, 2007 10:41 PM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

Barry & Greg are surely going to Heaven, yes??

 
At October 4, 2007 1:01 AM , Blogger Hot4AngryMan said...

The Pope you are so Holy. You love AngryMan too. I love Jesus because you love AngryMan. I love AngryMan for long time. I love Jesus for long time.

 
At October 4, 2007 1:53 AM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Perhaps de Pope have threeway with you and Angryman for Jesus, yes, yes?

 
At October 4, 2007 4:14 AM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED

 
At October 4, 2007 6:04 AM , Blogger jedimacfan said...

A threeway with AngryMan? You must be possessed.

 
At October 4, 2007 5:13 PM , Blogger Hot4AngryMan said...

Yes I want a holy threeway.
Yessss
Yessssss
Ohhhhhhhhhh

 
At October 4, 2007 6:50 PM , Blogger Cash said...

I like Hu-Man blood too.

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!©

 
At October 4, 2007 7:00 PM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Nice blog roll dingus

 
At October 4, 2007 8:44 PM , Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

Do you know the words to the song "Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life"?

That's always been my favorite religious tune. Well, that one and the one where The Lord is slaughtering everyone.

 
At October 4, 2007 9:55 PM , Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

my fave song is "are you drinking with me jesus" by jello biafra. but i know how you dont like drag queens

 
At October 5, 2007 5:42 AM , Blogger Phoebe Fay said...

Hey Popey. Can you explain something religious to me. It's about the 23rd Psalm. That part where it says, "your rod and your staff, they comfort me."

I keep trying to think all holy about that, but it just keeps sounding kinky.

Is this something I'll understand when I become a Bride of Jesus?

 
At October 5, 2007 7:38 AM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

Phoebe, since I AM a bride of Christ, perhaps I can help ... there is nothing dirty about sex between MARRIED partners, as long as both are into the version of kink being practiced. Does that clear things up for you?

 
At October 5, 2007 12:43 PM , Blogger Hot4AngryMan said...

I'm not on your blogroll!
We were going to have HOLY THREE WAY.

 
At October 5, 2007 4:25 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

De pope supposes he could add you to his blogroll . .

 

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