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Ho, ho, this allows me to talk to the kids . . . and send more of you to Ha-Satan, yes, yes.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Here I come to save the day!

De Pope is back kiddos, yes, yes, and I have gotten a number of e-mails applying for a position in Pauperes Commilitones Christi Templique Solomonici and I will explore these crazy e-mails for you at a latter date, applications are still open my freaks, so apply away . . perhaps De Pope will make a application for or something for you to down-on-the-load, yes, yes. BZZZARPT

So, more about De Pope's life? You know you like to look under, the how you say, the dress of De Pope, yes you do. You kiddos and your slang! LOWZ, SFTE! De Pope likes life, so De Pope likes children, and likes amusement parks, yes, yes, like the kiddos. It keeps De Pope young. Yes, I know it is hard to believe with these dashing good looks, I am in my 80's, I wear it well, yes, yes. This is De Pope on Lucifer's Loopy Luge over at Botswana Buffalo Chuck Steak Amusement Park, WEEEEEEEEEEEEESHOOOM!Look at the children smile at De Pope. What a ride yes, yes . . I sure should not have had that Zebra Burrito before going on, no, no, or that Meekrat Skewer, yumser! Fr. Jaczmeov snapped this silly little pic of De Pope a few minutes later.
Yes, that is De Pope with his 55 Gallon Dung Skweezzin's Soda, feeling the effects of the ride, but did I ride the porcelain Popemobile, no, no, De Pope just took some Holy Bismol and that was the ticket, yes, yes. URK, RALPH! Oh no, your shoes! Hohoho, just a joke!

But the trip was a swell time for us and the kiddos, you should have seen the smile on De Pope's face when we left. . . I want to back, yes, yes, but you dummies need someone to lead your flock, can't you give De Pope a month or two off like you give the President of the United States? C'MON! NEWCUELEAR!

Until next time, शौचालय कहाँ है?

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13 Comments:

At October 20, 2007 2:54 AM , Blogger TED VELVET said...

I believe it was Saint peter who invented the roller coaster and the log floom. Jesus turned water into cotten candy at the fair at cannan. Gloria in Excelsis Deo

 
At October 20, 2007 3:32 AM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Looks like you had fun pooper

 
At October 20, 2007 4:54 AM , Blogger Mike said...

The Pope on a Roller Coaster. Now I have seen everything!

 
At October 20, 2007 5:27 AM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

Holy Father, I have decided that I will no longer use swear words. I'll be replacing the majority with "holy pope on a roller coaster!". And in times that call for something a little stronger I'll be substituting "Fr. Jaczmeov".

 
At October 20, 2007 2:24 PM , Blogger here today, gone tomorrow said...

LMAO at Fr. Jaczmeov. But really. It's time to take me off your blogroll.

 
At October 20, 2007 7:29 PM , Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

After the coaster ride I bet you had brown stains on the back of your dress.

 
At October 21, 2007 12:54 AM , Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

If the Pope shits on the roller coaster, does anybody smell him?

 
At October 22, 2007 12:16 AM , Blogger C.Rag said...

I had sex on a roller coaster once or was that the ferris wheel?
It was at a fair or was it an amusement park?

Fuck me! I had sex on some type of ride at some type of place. There was an old guy watching...was that you De Pope?

 
At October 22, 2007 3:01 AM , Blogger The Real Mother Hen said...

Botswana Buffalo Chuck Steak Amusement Park? Is there where they train Mickey to give Holy Sermon?

Oh yes, and I heard that you were so scared during the roller coaster ride that you "leaked quite a lot of holy water" all over the pants.

 
At October 22, 2007 6:25 AM , Blogger Phoebe Fay said...

Yeah, yeah, right. Maybe you didn't use the porcelain popemobile, but I'll bet you made a quick visit to the Portable Vati-Can.

 
At October 22, 2007 10:35 PM , Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

if i looked up your pope dress, what would i see? fishnet stockings? shaved legs? garter belt? oooh the many options arouse my curiousity.

also, does the pope keep his eyes open while on roller coasters, so as to better see the face of god when close to death?

 
At October 23, 2007 4:05 AM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Tag your it

 
At October 23, 2007 3:27 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Teddy: You are right no now, Heaven awaits the believer

Malach: What no silly comment about pedophillia you faggot, and the Pope accepts you challenge, yes, yes.

Mike: next you must see the Christ Child!

Sara: That is why you are a Bride of Christ, yes you are.

Here Today: It is part of your Pennance

Preposterous: Preposterous!

Colonel: No it smells like Incense and Easter Lillies

C.Rag: I hope you were married; and it was used for Procreation, yes, yes.

Mother: Who is this Mickey?

Phoebe: Hoho, she made a joke, a woman!

Tequila: Looking you there you would see the face of the Christ Child, yes, yes

 

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