Tsk, tsk, tsk. Yes De Pope has heard your prayers about De Pope blogging again, boo hoo, you miss De Pope, and it's been too long, but De Pope is very busy; busy busy, like a bumblebee. Yes, you kiddos missed De Pope you did, you missed his wizened guidance, yes, yes. You missed his musky scent did you not, yes? So where has De Pope been? De Pope will tell you.
De Pope went to Blackie's land, Africa, that is where my red hat comes in handy you see. It is very sunny, hot and parched in Africa, God's revenge on the heathens that live there, yes, yes.
But De Pope was protected, yes, yes, De Pope's Hat protects from those Satanistic VU rays, yes. Those VU rays that that Earth Ha-Satan Bush created, yes, yes. Evil. NUCULEAR! That is the real WMD!
So De Pope went to African why? Ohohoho! De Pope need to remind those little Jungle Monkeys who is the boss. Dig those diamonds and send to DE POPE, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Send the hidden oil, yes. More ruin upon Dafur! Starve those tar babies! Heeeeeheee!
You see Africa in already doomed to Hell, yes, yes. De Pope makes sure he get all the resources from that accursed land before JesuGod Nuke the whole place to slag, WEEEOOOOOOOOOO THADOOOOOOMMMMM! Oh no poor Dumbo! Oh no poor Simba, HAHA!
De Pope also went there for all the Jiggaboo children yes, yes.
The kiddos, will make good coon priests, yes, yes. We need them to help us reign in Satan's child, the Black Man, yes, yes. WHAT! No, De Pope is not a racist, he is just following the Holy Bible, yes, yes. It is JesuGod's will. SUPERDEEDUPER! Hey, hey, hey, De Pope has been in control for years . . . give them a little fried chicken and a 40, yes, yes.
Also, the Pope must thank the slutgirl whore wench
Tequila Mockingbird, yes, yes. You might be slowly making your way into the Heavenly Host . . . AAAAAAAAA. You see she exposed the Pollack Anti-Pope for who is truly is,
see for yourself, gotcha evil man. Heehee, that man was cursed by JesuGod, see him shaking all the time, who does he think is, that child Alex P. Keaton? De Pope is glad we finally killed him in his last days, yes, yes.
What! Of course we killed Karol, what kind of name is that for a Pope, Karol, ugh. So De Pope and the other Cardinal, we gave Karol a rake, and told him to go rake leaves, he climbed a tree and fell out, breaking his neck, yes, yes. Uh, we shot him too, all for love and peace. Now you ungrateful people are free from his Evil, and yes, DE POPE . . . . .AAAAAHHHH, SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!
Ciao