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Ho, ho, this allows me to talk to the kids . . . and send more of you to Ha-Satan, yes, yes.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

A, B, CHRIST!

So De Pope has been tagged by that crevice cleaner Malach to do, how you say a meme? De Pope is interested in this meme, he is, and feels it will be a good teaching lesson for the kiddos, wahwahwahwhan. A Parable if you will, not really.

The basic premise of this . . meme, is to recite the English Alphabet; English of course is just based on Mother Germanic; and apply something that relates to De Pope's life for each letter. WHOHOO FUN TIME! yes, yes.

  1. A: Absolution, De Pope is here to give the kiddos Absolution, yes, yes. Now bow your heads and repeat "Lord, you are my satin sheets" after every letter.
  2. B: Basilica, De Pope has a large wide inpressive Basilica, he does. Best in the world to stupid Muslims, yes, yes.
  3. C: Christ Childe. You must prostrate before the Christ Childe, NOW! OH MIGHT CHRIST CHILDE MASSAGE OUR BODIES WITH THE LIGHT!
  4. D: Father Damien of Molokai. Damien, Damien, you left your arm in my parlor! Yes, yes, true story! Rip, plop, teehee.
  5. E: Easter. JesuGod has risen, yes, yes. Here come Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail! Hippity Hoppity Jesus on his way, YEEEHAA!
  6. F: Fatwa! De Pope's Fatwa states that Here Today Gone Tomorrow will continue to serve Pennace in my blogroll, mwhahahaahahahahaha. Take that Anti-Nun!
  7. G: Grace. De Pope confers eternal grace to the first person who comments to this blog, maybe, yes, yes, no.
  8. H: Hell. Where many of you will end up, with Ha-Satan, yes, yes, BURN! REPENT crazy kiddos!
  9. I: Inquistion, I brought back the Tridentine Mass, is the Inquistion next . . . De Pope won't tell, no, no. Just becareful, the wheel is not a good time, no, no.
  10. J: Well obviously JesuGod dummies.
  11. K: Kateri Tekakwitha. Man was she, how you say, HOT! Yes, yes, Uh-huhuh
  12. L: Lando Calrissian, a light skinned porch monkey who betrayed his friends, and is going to Hell, yes, yes. SCOUNDREL! Chewy are you there, hohohoho!
  13. M: Mary the Virgin Mother. You all make here cry, yes, yes. Believe me, I have to hear it on a daily basis! WAH, their committing sins, Wah!
  14. N: Nematodes. De Pope has a schedules a plague of Nematodes for Westport, MA, REPENT, REPENT! You ever get one of those in your Urethra? It is not fun, I am talking to you!
  15. O: Obligation, especially to Sunday Services, I am talking to all of you again yes, yes, sodomites, squish.
  16. P: Why of course, De Pope.
  17. Q: Quisp, De Pope's favorite snack, yummynummy for De Pope's tummy.
  18. R: Red De Pope's favorite colour.
  19. S: Serpent, avoid this guy he's a bad dude, unless he is the Jesus Serpent . . how can you tell? The Halo, yes, yes.
  20. T: The Trinity, Holy JesuGod Spirit please save the kiddos who deserve it all loving and forgiving God!.
  21. U: Ungoliant, De Pope's Holy Cat.
  22. V: The Vatican, where De Pope is king, yes, yes.
  23. W: Water to wash aways your sins, usually. And to wash the stench from the Vatican Locker room, slam in the locker with the nerd! WHOHO!
  24. X: Saint Xanthippe, what is this bullshit? De Pope's butt is more a Saint than Witchblade Woman here, I AM DE POPE!.
  25. Y: Young, are we all not Young at heart in the eyes of the Lord? Let the children come to me, yes, yes!
  26. Z: ZZZZAAAAPPP, Holy Plasma Projectiles, your dead, ahahahahahah!

So, De Pope tags anyone who reads this to do the same.

Go in Peace reflecting on the Christ Childe

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22 Comments:

At October 23, 2007 10:36 PM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Holy Shit I am SAVED!

 
At October 24, 2007 12:55 AM , Blogger C.Rag said...

I'm dead & my priest never molested me. Was it b/c I'm a girl?

 
At October 24, 2007 1:15 AM , Blogger Cash said...

Sorry, I chewed on your hat.

Sorry! Like I would say sorry.

I chewed on your red head so it would be easier for me to put your head on a pole!

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTON!

 
At October 24, 2007 3:10 AM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

Anti-Nun - Oh your Holiness, she's gonna get you for that one!

 
At October 24, 2007 3:45 AM , Blogger Mike said...

It's going to take more than water to wash away my sins. Got anything stronger?

 
At October 24, 2007 6:35 PM , Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

As they said in the Exorcist...

"May the power of Christ compel you!"

 
At October 24, 2007 7:54 PM , Blogger Cash said...

You aren't as interesting as me.

I'm a dog taking over the world.

You are a Hu-Man child molester.

Boring!

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

 
At October 25, 2007 12:28 AM , Blogger here today, gone tomorrow said...

Sit on my face. And then take me off your blogroll.

 
At October 25, 2007 8:46 AM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

LMAO!!! HT/GT - I just adore you!

 
At October 25, 2007 2:36 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Malach: De Pope giveth and De Pope taketh awayeth, yes, yes

C.Rag: Those preist are gone, so says De Pope, is there something you would like to confess to De Pope?

HellHound: BACK WITH YOU BEAST TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!

Sara: De Pope reads, and just took it off her blog, yes, yes

Mike: Well, this is for special cases as yours . . the Holy Acid, yes,yes.

Preposterous: His powere always compels me!

Cash: Go humpee a leg, yes, yes.

Here Today: What is this sit on your face, would that not hurt, owie?

Sara: That is right, CONVERT HER!

 
At October 25, 2007 3:35 PM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

*humpee* LMAO!

 
At October 25, 2007 4:31 PM , Blogger Mike said...

I think you and HT/GT need to take this show on the road!

 
At October 25, 2007 5:27 PM , Blogger here today, gone tomorrow said...

I could make it hurt if that's what you're into.

(And you called me an Anti-nun first; don't lie. Isn't that a sin?)

 
At October 25, 2007 6:22 PM , Blogger The Real Mother Hen said...

Boy I learn more about God and saints and trinity and hell from you then going to the Church!
Well done de Pope!

 
At October 25, 2007 10:40 PM , Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

i love those red shoes. are they made with the skin of american indians?

 
At October 25, 2007 11:18 PM , Blogger Phoebe Fay said...

Absolution is good. Except you spelled it wrong. I think it's Absolut. I'd like mine with some communion cranberry juice please.

 
At October 25, 2007 11:53 PM , Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

I read in People Magazine that Chewy was shacking up with Mary, and nobody can get her to get out of bed and come to the door.

 
At October 26, 2007 2:09 AM , Blogger TED VELVET said...

where are all the martyrs on your list how could you leave off some of the big A's? like
Adrian Beanus, Adrian van Hilvarenbeek, Andrew Wouters Antony van Hoornaer, Antony van Weert, Antony van Willehad and
Cornelius van Wyk- all good catholics killed by dirty calvinists in holland. fucking reformation

 
At October 27, 2007 3:43 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Sara: heheh, De Pope is a funny guy, like a holy clown

Mike: Yes, yes, and Podcast perhaps?

Here Today: De Pope is infallible . .

Mother: That is why De Pope is here, yes, yes

Mockingbird: No, no, that was George Washington, yes, yes.

Phoebe: De Pope does not drink the Communist Juice, no, no.

Colonel: Chewbacca?

Ted: This is about De Pope, you blog about those guys.

 
At October 27, 2007 6:16 PM , Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

"Chewbaca?"


well, he's chewin' sumthin.

 
At October 30, 2007 8:07 PM , Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

i think its about time for you to post something new. ps, i think your opinion on my goddess handjobs post today could be warrented.

 
At November 2, 2007 3:24 PM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

Have you forsaken us, Holy One?

 

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