So De Pope has been tagged by that
crevice cleaner Malach to do, how you say a meme? De Pope is interested in this meme, he is, and feels it will be a good teaching lesson for the kiddos, wahwahwahwhan. A Parable if you will, not really.
The basic premise of this . . meme, is to recite the English Alphabet; English of course is just based on Mother Germanic; and apply something that relates to De Pope's life for each letter. WHOHOO FUN TIME! yes, yes.
- A: Absolution, De Pope is here to give the kiddos Absolution, yes, yes. Now bow your heads and repeat "Lord, you are my satin sheets" after every letter.
- B: Basilica, De Pope has a large wide inpressive Basilica, he does. Best in the world to stupid Muslims, yes, yes.
- C: Christ Childe. You must prostrate before the Christ Childe, NOW! OH MIGHT CHRIST CHILDE MASSAGE OUR BODIES WITH THE LIGHT!
- D: Father Damien of Molokai. Damien, Damien, you left your arm in my parlor! Yes, yes, true story! Rip, plop, teehee.
- E: Easter. JesuGod has risen, yes, yes. Here come Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail! Hippity Hoppity Jesus on his way, YEEEHAA!
- F: Fatwa! De Pope's Fatwa states that Here Today Gone Tomorrow will continue to serve Pennace in my blogroll, mwhahahaahahahahaha. Take that Anti-Nun!
- G: Grace. De Pope confers eternal grace to the first person who comments to this blog, maybe, yes, yes, no.
- H: Hell. Where many of you will end up, with Ha-Satan, yes, yes, BURN! REPENT crazy kiddos!
- I: Inquistion, I brought back the Tridentine Mass, is the Inquistion next . . . De Pope won't tell, no, no. Just becareful, the wheel is not a good time, no, no.
- J: Well obviously JesuGod dummies.
- K: Kateri Tekakwitha. Man was she, how you say, HOT! Yes, yes, Uh-huhuh
- L: Lando Calrissian, a light skinned porch monkey who betrayed his friends, and is going to Hell, yes, yes. SCOUNDREL! Chewy are you there, hohohoho!
- M: Mary the Virgin Mother. You all make here cry, yes, yes. Believe me, I have to hear it on a daily basis! WAH, their committing sins, Wah!
- N: Nematodes. De Pope has a schedules a plague of Nematodes for Westport, MA, REPENT, REPENT! You ever get one of those in your Urethra? It is not fun, I am talking to you!
- O: Obligation, especially to Sunday Services, I am talking to all of you again yes, yes, sodomites, squish.
- P: Why of course, De Pope.
- Q: Quisp, De Pope's favorite snack, yummynummy for De Pope's tummy.
- R: Red De Pope's favorite colour.
- S: Serpent, avoid this guy he's a bad dude, unless he is the Jesus Serpent . . how can you tell? The Halo, yes, yes.
- T: The Trinity, Holy JesuGod Spirit please save the kiddos who deserve it all loving and forgiving God!.
- U: Ungoliant, De Pope's Holy Cat.
- V: The Vatican, where De Pope is king, yes, yes.
- W: Water to wash aways your sins, usually. And to wash the stench from the Vatican Locker room, slam in the locker with the nerd! WHOHO!
- X: Saint Xanthippe, what is this bullshit? De Pope's butt is more a Saint than Witchblade Woman here, I AM DE POPE!.
- Y: Young, are we all not Young at heart in the eyes of the Lord? Let the children come to me, yes, yes!
- Z: ZZZZAAAAPPP, Holy Plasma Projectiles, your dead, ahahahahahah!
So, De Pope tags anyone who reads this to do the same.
Go in Peace reflecting on the Christ Childe
Labels: De Pope's Life, Parables