and askes De Pope, what De Pope is like in real life, WHAT? What De Pope's human side is like, yes, yes. The kiddos only ever see De Pope's Divine Essence, and not the man, no, no.
So De Pope put together a picto-blog for the kiddos, blango, a sort of kind of, what do the kiddos do, MySpace like biography (Don't worry, De Pope will never do the MySpace, just joining sends one to Hell, it does). I will slowly put these out so you can all get a little closer to De Pope, WHOPPPEEE. So here we go with our first one, excited in you nether regions? You should be, yes, yes.
Many of you did not realize De Pope likes the Punk Rock music? Yes, yes, I hide that from the Cardinals, but here is a picture of De Pope rockin' out to
The Super Suckers. And no, De Pope is not, how you say, Emo, no, no. Emo's are fags, they go to Hell, yes, yes.
The picture is from a Vatican sponsored birthday party, boy were those old men, and young boys surprised. Not only were the Suckers there, but also
The Make Up; how I love to hear that Ian Svenonius squeal like a little child, yes, yes, YEEEHOOOO. Also
Teenage Atari Riot made a rad guest appearance they did. They made my ears bleed, and throw up divine bile into De Pope's mouth, yes, yes, would you like to buy some? But I was dissapointed, they were not teenagers, sad.
Angryman thinks he is some kind of punk, yes he does. But he does not have a punk party like De Pope. And no, De Pope did not invite the blasphemous Jello Biafra, and his evil band, no, no. They are all going to Hell, and then they can play for the real dead Kennedys.
One, more, I hear your thousands of voices screaming out all at once, I am De Pope. This is De
Pope, making fireworks for the kiddos, on the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ, yes, yes. What you say, the Catholic Church hasn't celebrated that Feast since Second Vatican Council? Well remember De Pope is tossing out that bullshit, Masses in Latin are back, baby, FREAKYDEAKYDOO! What, you are surprised De Pope can create fireworks from his fingers? Silly humans, De Pope is Divine, yes, yes. What you see is really an electric plasmatic discharge, not unsimilar to what the Angel Gabriel destroyed the Hosts of Sennacheric with, yes, yes. As the C&C Music Factory says, I GOT THE POWER! BRRRZAPP!
Take that Imam #12!
Did you enjoy De Popes, life? Yes, I know, it is amazing, yes, yes. De Pope will give you more on a later date, you are waiting with breathless anticipation, no?
Shalom.