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Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Sermons on the Evils of Blogging

De Pope has explored some blogs, and he has decided to excommunicate a number of bloggers, they are evil and you should not go there, even if say there is the sharing of his blood and body, or a youth revival . . . so orders de Pope, yes, yes.

Malach the Unmerciful - He spews anti-Jesus garbage
C. Rag - Nothing but nudity and feminist opinions, she will go to Hell.
Dr. Murk - Proports to be a helpful Dr., he is not, just a drunk. And his podcast is awful. Ha-Satan has a seat for him right by his left side.
The Angry Piper - what more do you need, he is Irish and wear a dress, Damned
Phoebe Fay - She is a hard ass woman, hence a Lesbian, no room in the king of heaven for queers.
Joey Polanski - He's Polish, a step lower than being Irish.
Cash - Talking Dog, Spawn of Baphomet. So simple it's in the Gospels

On the other hand, I have found bloggers who get my blessing.

Sara Sue - Good Christian values in this one, she is a bride of Christ, If I wasn't da pope . . .
Angryman - Angry for Jesus Justice!

That is about all . . . I leave you with this, ho, ho! It explains a lot.

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13 Comments:

At September 20, 2007 6:44 PM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Hey thanks for the plugs doofus

 
At September 20, 2007 7:00 PM , Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

hot shit, those are great blogs. now how do i get plugged? id offer a BJ, but since you are the pope, and i am not a little boy, you probably wouldnt be interested...

 
At September 20, 2007 7:56 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

What is this BJ? Bump Jesus?

 
At September 20, 2007 8:33 PM , Blogger C.Rag said...

Hey Pope Dict choke on the body of christ.

 
At September 21, 2007 7:35 AM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

I honored Your Holiness, however, could I just shack up with JC? I'm really not the marrying type.

 
At September 21, 2007 1:36 PM , Blogger AngryMan said...

Sara Sue:
I heard that Christ is hung like you wouldn't believe.

 
At September 21, 2007 3:27 PM , Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

Wheeeeew I was safe from the wrath of the Pope.

Woohoo!!!! I must really rule! :o)

 
At September 21, 2007 6:45 PM , Blogger C.Rag said...

Popey,

Is this what your dreams are made of?

 
At September 21, 2007 7:54 PM , Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

I thank God for sending us a man such as yourself to show us The Way.

In fact, when you finally get to go and see God personally, please thank him for me.

Are you, uh, planning on going to see him soon? I've got a bet down in the office pool...

 
At September 22, 2007 3:59 AM , Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Got news fer yer holeyness ...

Anothr polack will be elecktd pope, once yer worm-food.

 
At September 23, 2007 5:52 AM , Blogger jedimacfan said...

Joey, you running for president AND pope?

 
At September 23, 2007 8:09 PM , Blogger Sara Sue said...

Jedi, you don't run FOR Pope, you run FROM Pope

 
At September 25, 2007 12:41 AM , Blogger Phoebe Fay said...

Thanks for the plug, Popey. And of course I'm going to hell. They wouldn't let me set up a nude mudwrestling franchise in heaven.

 

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