The Holy Blog - The Secret Blog of Pope Benedict the XVI: The sermon on the Evils of Vladimir Putin

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The sermon on the Evils of Vladimir Putin

Ho ho ho, what do we have here? Vladimir Putin, raping a innocent, and not in the name of Jesus! I de Pope, declare Vladimir Putin, anti-christ. Did you see that, that's right, de Pope has the power.

And who do you think you are your Russian genocidal bastard? Da Pope? Why you show us your boobies? Why you show your hot body. Why you try to be like little Carmen? Hohohohoho . .

The Nazi should of taken care of your people during the big one, yes, yes.

I am de Pope. Ask any of the young men around the Vatican who is more hot. They will say de Pope!

Hohoho, look at me, I have drawers on my head, I am de Pope.

Labels: Vladmir Putin

11 Comments:

At September 18, 2007 4:46 PM , Malach the Merciless said...: Now this is the Pope I missed
At September 18, 2007 6:44 PM , Pope Benedict XVI said...: We will convert you eventually
At September 18, 2007 6:47 PM , C.Rag said...: Hail Pope, full of Baby Jesus.
The Baby Jesuses are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst Nambla,
and blessed is the fruit of thy vajayjay.
Holy Pope, Mother of Swore Bums,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our molestation.
Amen.
At September 18, 2007 7:26 PM , AngryMan said...: Dirty drawers on your head? Control problem, huh? You are old, it is understandable.
At September 18, 2007 8:45 PM , Mike said...: Thou shall not take Carmen's name in vein. Or is it vain? What the fuck is it?

Hey. You look like an A-rab with that towel on your head.

Why are your hands red in that picture? Been spanking altar boys? Or is that alter. What the fuck is it?

Gotta go now pope. I got sinning to do. Without me, you'd be nothing.
At September 18, 2007 8:59 PM , Pope Benedict XVI said...: THE POWER OF CHRIST WILL COMPELL YOU!
At September 18, 2007 10:04 PM , Kerstin said...: Compel or repel?
At September 18, 2007 10:57 PM , Satan said...: Check this out. I got my own place now. It's all Jesused up so unsuspecting crackheads...er, I mean Christians will stop by.

HAHAHA. You will lose.
At September 18, 2007 11:11 PM , Pope Benedict XVI said...: Is that your Vladimir Putin?
At September 20, 2007 1:03 AM , Colonel Colonel said...: What the heck is Vlad doing to that kid- sucking his blood?
At September 20, 2007 1:38 AM , Pope Benedict XVI said...: Possibly, he is a blood sucking demon, yes, yes.