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Sunday, September 23, 2007

The Pope Says: Shut Up and Dance!


Look at this little green children dance, they make de Pope happy. Yes, yes, hee hee! Go little green children go an cut a rug for de Pope. Whohoo.

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19 Comments:

At September 23, 2007 7:31 PM , Blogger Preposterous Ponderings said...

Boogie Down Ninja Turtles!

 
At September 23, 2007 9:57 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Who are these Ninja Turtles to speak of? Sound like works of Ha-Satan!

 
At September 23, 2007 10:14 PM , Blogger AngryMan said...

T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!

 
At September 24, 2007 1:49 AM , Blogger jedimacfan said...

What's with the 666 on the windows?

 
At September 24, 2007 2:20 AM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

666 was wondering the same

 
At September 24, 2007 2:45 AM , Blogger C.Rag said...

Are they dancing to Ava Maria?

 
At September 24, 2007 3:42 AM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

666 and the dancing.

These little green children are dancing for joy as they have just destroyed Satan in his lair, which is much more than I can say for any of you, yes, yes.

 
At September 24, 2007 3:50 AM , Blogger Mike said...

The pope, ninjas, 666, the devil in his lair. It's more than I can take. What's this world coming to your Popeness?

 
At September 24, 2007 4:53 AM , Blogger jedimacfan said...

Say, your holiness, is that the same hate you wore when you told Carol Ann to walk towards the light?

 
At September 24, 2007 4:54 AM , Blogger jedimacfan said...

Also, you only like this post because the "children" aren't wearing pants.

 
At September 24, 2007 5:17 AM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

And they have wonderfully colorful kneepads?

 
At September 24, 2007 2:31 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

You are all so funny, hahahahahawhop! The green children are still God's Children and Jesus says, let the Children come to me, yes, yes, so does de Pope.

 
At September 24, 2007 2:46 PM , Blogger jedimacfan said...

There is a difference between coming to you and cumming to you. Just so you know.

 
At September 24, 2007 4:03 PM , Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

It's always a bit disturbing to watch the home movies Der Popenfuhrer takes in the Vatican.

This one's movies are even more disturbing than the movies the last one would keep taking featuring him showing folks his kielbasa.

 
At September 24, 2007 4:54 PM , Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

heroes on the halfshell... you know, this is just another use of the helping hand of the lord; he sent this video to you to help lure in more little boys. praise the lord!

 
At September 24, 2007 5:22 PM , Blogger The Real Mother Hen said...

Hate that green creatures!
Hate it!
Hate it!
Amen!

 
At September 24, 2007 9:17 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

You are all wrong, de Pope has nothing but Jesus's love to give the kiddos, yes, yes

 
At September 24, 2007 10:13 PM , Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

De Pope must thank Malach, perhaps there is hope for you still. .

I will put in a good word for you with Jesus.

 
At September 25, 2007 9:41 PM , Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Hey pope a dope, the WoW is back working, better check yours bucko!

 

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