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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Who's dere?

Da Pope.

Da Pope who?

Da Pope is just testing to see if blogger is still acting like a Mary Magdelene conspiracy theorist!

At September 25, 2007 9:49 PM , Malach the Merciless said...: Oh, fuggin' whoopee, your back.
At September 25, 2007 10:06 PM , Tequila Mockingbird said...: jesus on a hot tin roof, you have returned.... in the interim i have sinned quite a bit.
At September 25, 2007 10:35 PM , Colonel Colonel said...: Mary Magdalene shot JFK.

and JR.
At September 26, 2007 1:51 AM , C.Rag said...: Pope,

I need to confess. I've been shitting out shits that look like the body of Christ.

Is it from too much anal sex?
At September 26, 2007 2:01 AM , Cash said...: Pope,
Take off that lady's hat, you old hag!

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
At September 26, 2007 2:39 AM , Mike said...: Mary Magdalene is carrying my child. Yes. Yes.
At September 26, 2007 3:01 AM , Colonel Colonel said...: I hear that Mary's been around.
At September 26, 2007 3:03 AM , Pope Benedict XVI said...: Everyone above this post must say 25 Rosaries or else, yes, yes. De Pope commands it , whoopeee!
At September 26, 2007 3:57 AM , Sara Sue said...: Wait ... there's a conspiracy about MM??
At September 26, 2007 5:34 AM , Preposterous Ponderings said...: Miracles do happen!
At September 26, 2007 3:13 PM , Pope Benedict XVI said...: Yes, de Pope is a man of miracles. Bamf!
At September 26, 2007 4:42 PM , Mike said...: What I really meant to say is that I am carrying MM's child. It's so easy to get confused when you get to be my age.