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Friday, September 28, 2007

De Pope does not swing that way

Ever since De Pope sent that nice nun-like woman Sara Sue a picture of his Jesussword, he has gotten emails from the Catholic ladies, yes, yes. Whohoo, they want to battle Ha-Satan with De Pope leading the way, BAM, rattatang tang, slice, sploosh! Take that Satan, right in the Teeth! Whap!

But De Pope is now worried, it seems that heretical asspirate Malach the Fagboy is making pictures of De Pope for his own depraved mastabatory fantasies, yes, yes he is evil my children.

WHAT?! Well, DE POPE don't swing that way Malach the Rust Dirt Star Poker, no, no. De Pope is only have sexual intercourse with Jesus and his mother Mary, yes, yes. De Pope also does not appreciate this blasphemous cartoon, NO, NO! You embarass De Pope . .

What is your problem, are you gay for De Pope? Do you get all hard like a little boy? You got De Pope, up late tonight at De Vatican . . . It is almost 1AM, you see I worry for you perverted soul, I do, yes, yes.

This time your are double excommunicated, I can do that, I am De Pope.

And for those of you who think De Pope is really this goofy guy, De Pope must deny. You dare insinuate De Pope be Polish? You might as well be calling De Pope and Hook Nosed Jew, no, no!

Labels: Clarifications, Excommunications

11 Comments:

At September 28, 2007 1:33 AM , Mike said...: What is double excommunicated? Also, you forgot to mention the little children with Jesus and his mother Mary.
At September 28, 2007 2:07 AM , Malach the Merciless said...: Uhh, who's fascinated with who? I seem to be the only blog in your blogroll, and you always linking to me.

Methinks your the one who like to ride the hershey highway.
At September 28, 2007 8:03 AM , Sara Sue said...: "Nun-like woman"!! Oh this just gets better and better! "Rust dirt star poker" BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Whoever you are, don't you ever stop!
At September 28, 2007 2:02 PM , C.Rag said...: Malach & Pope sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Malach is playing hard to get, & we all know why you love the Pope.
It's his sexy accent, his love of youth, & his magic fingers.
At September 28, 2007 2:11 PM , Colonel Colonel said...: Excommunication seems awfully harsh.

Why not put him on Super Secret Double Probation first?
At September 28, 2007 2:43 PM , AngryMan said...: Is being double excommunicated anything like being on double secret probation?
At September 28, 2007 4:15 PM , Tequila Mockingbird said...: "de pope is only have sexual intercourse with Jesus and his Mother mary" hmmm me thinks that sounds much like some Georgia inbred three way action! HOT! the pope has some hardcore kink going on...
At September 28, 2007 6:35 PM , Pope Benedict XVI said...: Silly childe is only a saying, joke we have at De Vatican.
At September 28, 2007 6:37 PM , The Real Mother Hen said...: Could the excommunicated part be Malach reading the whole Bible (in silence) to the Pope behind some closed door...?
If so, Papa, there are plenty of sweet girls waiting in line!
At September 28, 2007 10:01 PM , Tequila Mockingbird said...: can i pre-confess for naughty sins i'll be doing this weekend?
At September 29, 2007 1:37 AM , Preposterous Ponderings said...: With all of this yes,yes and no,no talk I feel like I am trapped in a friggin Land Before Time movie.