What does this Interweb think of De Pope?

TEE HEE, this makes De Pope laugh, ha ha! Clickey to EMBIGGUN, like Yeshua would do, yes, yes!

And this is for De Pope's favorite Cissy Strut, and old school German lass:

Meine Braut, wie jene alten bösen Geschlecht Filme, die du im alten Land, De Papst tatest, reitet deinen Esel in den Fluss des Goldes!Uns ja ja für die schmutzigen Kinder beten lassen!

Australia, home to sluts, crooks, and heathen

Hello kiddos, I make you smile merrily along, De Pope has gotten back to his bloggy-blog while here in Hell on Earth, Australia. What idiots this country has yes, yes, poo - poo, all about that crazy animal sodomizer Steven Irwin; Satan hair band Air Supply; and disgusting non-German beer, yuckity yuck yuck, yes, yes. PUKE!

It is Hot, yes, yes, just like Hell, and no one practices proper personal hygene, the incense is all over De Popemobile; this place is worse that Zimbabwe. My GOD in Heaven who looks favorable upon De Pope! Just look at it's history, look, LOOKSEE! England would send it's unwanted; blacks, retards, rapists, and witches, burn the witches! What piece of garbage country, heathens galore, even worse that America. I am Melting!


It is like a country of Malachs and Tequila Mockingbirds, methinks it is time to send the HIV virus over there, yes, yes kiddos, monkeys made it, wink wink. Debauchery, violence, faggotry, and blasphemy. Ugh.


But enough of that, let us pray my dearies.


Let us pray that the United States of America comes to it's senses.


All might Halo Wearer,
Please give the US guidance.
They are very close to having a porch monkey run that country,
and we all know you made us the superior race to them.
It is in the Bible yes, yes.
Strike down upon the nappy head of the Heathen they call OBAMA!
All Mighty Spiritman, we pray.


That is all for today, and be rest assured De Pope has become more inspired, and I have put into my date book to blog once a week at least, yes, yes, that makes you happy, no? Can you feel it your loins?


Você é minha vaquinha pequena, você não causa o problema em seus tecidos fritados porque você come a lama

De Pope Wonders

What is up with this?

HUMMMNHGH? What. You little faggot gay boy porch monkey Internet homos can't do this to De Pope's face, no, no you can't. You ascared little heathens! De Pope is most highly and holy, and yes, you enjoy breaking the will of the Lord, little lice ridden retards!

De Pope will pray for you now . . .

Remove your shoes and bow you head for the De Pope, yes, yes

All Powerful God of Vengeance!
Smite those who might besmirch thine name!
Teach the gay techie boys a lesson!
May they lose their hands!
No more masturbating to Internet porn, yes, yes!

AMEN!

Guter Tag die kleine

OOO EEE OOO AHH AHH

Ho, ho, ho, De Pope is back to the bloggy blog! You missed us. Yes, yes, he is now in your stinksmelly Amerikkka! De Pope coming to Amerikkka! TODAY!

Where have De Pope been? BUSY, busy as a disrobed altar boy, tee hee, I kid! De Pope has a new apprentice yes he does, check it out:

That's right W. FEEL THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE in my magic stick, yes, yes. I can feel the juices coursing through your glutes! YES!

De Pope is sorry for his absence, yes, yes, he will be back with the vengeance of a Nun scorned! WEEHEEEEE!

De Pope loves you.

Bow your heads and pray.

Dear Lord of the Almighty Dark Side
W. is now your servant
He of the slick tongue and newculear might
We pray he tickles like a girly girl

Amen.

Cowboy Up! Are you happy now ass-pirate.

Where is de Pope?

Many of you have wondered where De Pope has gone. We shush my child, shhhhh, shhh. De Pope will reveal all soon, but just know, he has been, who you say? Hibernating . . . off with his favorite JesusBride, yes, yes, he has. She is asleep beside me right now, but will awaken to my glorious Jesus Sword soon, so De Pope must go, yes, yes. Soon, very soon

When it comes De Pope wants to wail - MAIL!

Hello again kiddos, De Pope has been busy preparing his trip to Amerikkka, he has. He knows you need he Spiritual guidance you do. But, De Pope also realizes you need to wallow in self pity an guilt for awhile, you do.

De Pope read a blog by that hershey highway ramrod Malach. It was very interesting, it was surprisingly, it was about writing a letter back in time to your 13 year old self, yes, yes. You can read his post here. Unfortunatley Malach did not inform himself not to kills all those people at the local mall, he did not. De Pope thought this might be a good teaching moment for my Jesusphiles, yes, yes, so De Pope has decided to write one himself and commands his readers to reflect on their sinful lives and do one themself, yes a booty.

So here it goes:

Hello little Josef,

This is De Pope, from the year 2007, contacting you I am. And guess what, you were right, like usual, cause De Pope is you, yes, yes. So, in your time it is 1940, you have already decided to be Pope, and that was a good decision, yes it was, but we need to make it faster. So, some warnings. I know you are in the early parts of what will be known as World War II. Hitler, is in full power, and doing wonderful things on one had, but bad things on the other, yes, yes. If you like his moustache, where it now! You will end up joining Hitler Youth, don't worry though, the War will be over in a few more years. You will join the seminary early, like a good boy, but will get drafted in 1943, yes, I know you will be only 16, but Mother Germany as it is now, won't be long for this world, and you can fake sick a lot, and sit arond with the guys, yes, yes. Just whatever you do, make sure the people you associate in these years are not Jewish, Gypsies, or Negros, zap. By 1945, you make a decision to desert your post and head home, unfortunately you head right into the Amerikkans taking over you village and become a POW, luckily the Americakkkans are not yet fornicate pig, so it is ok. The Amerikkkans are nice, and the war ends in a month or two, and you are released, SUMMER VACTION! Good job, you are a good little boy.

You go right back to the seminary almost right away, missing your male compadre's, yes, yes, good boy. Now, push to be ordained; in my timeline you are not ordained until 1951, 6 years after the War, those cheeky bastards. Screw them all and force them to ordain you, with forceful presence if need be. And screw 25 years of university teaching, how boring! Instead start your teaching career with the young kids, yes, yes.

Also, be prepared this time for Second Vatican Counsel. Those heathen bastards want to change everything, make it more liberal, ACHTUNG, no, stop them. Use your sniper skills if you have too, yes, yes. And yes, you become liberal at this point, don't fall for the Marxist teachings, they ruin the Church over the next half decade, ugh. Keep to your guns!

They will finally recognize you genius in 1977 and make you a Cardinal, speed this up too. There is plenty of blackmail out there at this time, all those homo preists, and child rapers, threaten to expose the whole thing, and they will make you Pope sooner than 2005. Also, make sure you see and end to Karol Wojtyla, his Holy Shakiness will almost destroy the Church, and they can just skip him over and make you De Pope.

Once you are Pope, you know what to do Jesus boy. I need not tell you more, yes, yes, wink, wink. As for the rest of the world, it matters not, because if you open the 7th seal earlier, it will all be different! From here I cannot tell you more, as you will change history for the better, WHOPPEEDEEDOOPER!

Love and Kisses
Pope Benedict XVI (yes, yes, thats you).

So, there you have it.

Happy Saint Nicholas Day, yes, yes.

ThanksGiving Wishes

Yes, De Pope is coming to Amerikkka, today! , got dream I come to share, De Pope is coming to Amerikkka, yes, yes. But more on that in another blog, yes, yes.

You see, it is Thanksgiving, that psuedo holiday with strong Christian overtones, bleedup! De Pope will tell you what you should be thankful fore, and even what De Pope might be thankful for, yes, you like to watch.

We are thankful for the Magic Man, the Tree Hanger, the child of the all mighty God, The Sheep, the Rainbow Warrior, the Pipe Smoker; JESUS CHRIST. It is because of him that you people can ignore him, and worship crap like Mohammed, yes, yes. You see the wizard Jesus is here to save, just drink his body and eat his blood, yes, yes, and you are saved heathen!

You are thankful, secondly for De Pope himself, his wordz of wizdum, and the moral compass he give to your evil little lives. Because of De Pope, and his wordz of wizdum, you are lead down the right path, so follow it, dummies. DON'T BE GAY!

We are all thankful for the innocent and defenseless children. Baby Jesus was a child you know.

We are thankful for Uncle Adolf, with out him, there would be much more heathens in this world. Go get 'em mein fuhrer! Yeppup!

I am most thankful for De Popemobile, the fly whip that it is. Men of God get fly whips, you remember that sissies.

You may add you intentions here. Let us bow our heads and pray:

Rub a Dub Dub Thanks for the Grub Yeah God
Amen.

So have a nice Thankgiving, and remember the sacrifice of Baby Jesus when you eat that flesh of the plump dirty bird, just like eating the flesh of a feathered Christ, yes, yes. De Pope blesses all your food with pus filled boils, mmmmm good.

Uw zijn mijn zonneschijn, mijn enig zonneschijngoed door slechte adem