Damn you to Hell Malach the Merciless

So De Pope is sitting here is De Vatican, yes, yes, when homosexual sinner Malach the Merciless sends De Pope the electronic mail, zing ting! De Pope thinking this Fecal Sodomizer seek to confess he press the button, and WHHHIIIIIIIIIR he get thee mail. He reads:



"Hey Pope, I am almost finished the latest JesusMan!, as you know, you have a bit of a co-starring role is the past few episodes . . I just though I would give you a sneak peek of De Pope and his Hottie Rollerchicks in the next episode"



So there is how you kids say? This JEEPIG attachment, so De Pope clicks on it, yes, yes. De Pope is not afraid of any virus from that taint ticker Malach, De Pope is the best Virus Protection your computer can pray for yes, yes. So have you computer pray for protection! DO IT!

So De Pope clickey the attachment and what does he see? What you ask?

WHAT IS THIS? De Pope fratenizing with women? NO NO! That does not even look like De Pope, no, no, it is so ugly, yes, yes!

So De Pope seeking the breathed of Man Poker's sin, goes back to this JesusMan! thing to see what the Heaven Fudge Packer is talking about and he sees this. HOLY WHAT! Now De Pope can laugh at the funnies, ohh that Garfield and his Lasagna! But this was not even funny? Poo jokes? What does dingleberry dunker write for that stupid show Family Guy? I THINK SO, yes, yes.

De Pope is not amused, there is no hope for this Malach the Merciless, no hope for the Kingodom of God, no! I won't even pray for him. DE POPE CURSEs YOU INSTEAD, yes he does. Sing along Children!

Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti
Itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kattumtum
Alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum
Ashshu kashshaptu u kashshipanni
Eli nitum ubbiraanni
Ili-ia u Ishtari-ia ushis-su-u-eli-ia
Eli ameri-ia amru-usanaku
Imdikula salalu musha u urra
Qu-u imtana-allu-u pi-ia
Upu unti pi-ia iprusu
Me mashtiti-ia umattu-u
Eli li nubu-u xiduti si-ipdiIzizanimma ilani rabuti shima-a dababi
Dini dina alakti limda
Epu-ush salam kashshapi-ia u kashshapi-ia
Sha epishia u mushtepishti-ia
Is mass-ssarati sha mushi lipshuru ruxisha limnuti
Pisha lu-u ZAL.LU Lishanusha Lu-u Tabtu
Sha iqbu-u amat limutti-ia kima ZAL.LU litta-tuk
qi-ishrusha pu-uttu-ru ipshetusha xulluqu
Kal amatusha malla-a sseri
Ina qibit iqbu-u ilani mushitum

AMEN

HAHA, De Pope has cursed you, now no one likes you and you smell, yes, yes.

God always wins, yes he does

Take that Tommy Boy Brady, God has struck you down through his servant the Chief! YES! YES! Tomahawk chop to the Knee! Owweee!

HA! That devil Brady now cannot fly in the face of the Lord, winning his trophies for Ha-Satan, no, no! Our God is AWESOME GOD! Take that! You are your out of wedlock babies, and whore Super Models!

No more bestiality for you, Man of Snakes! Good Riddance, yes, yes!

Now your pretty devil looks are offset by your ugly, nasty, scarry knee, yes, yes! Sweet Holy Revenge! That sweet pretty childlike face will no longer torment the faithful!

Now good Christians like Tony Dungy can win more! Yes, yes.

Now say a prayer with me:

Gratiae vos Deus
Gratiae vobis ruina of vir quisnam anguis
Vos es a territo quod vindicta
Deus Nos vereor vestri ira , vires Deus
Amen

Ahh De Pope went old school for that one, yes, yes. You should all go Old School.

قودبيي مت سهلدرن, ي لفي يأ الل

What does this Interweb think of De Pope?

TEE HEE, this makes De Pope laugh, ha ha! Clickey to EMBIGGUN, like Yeshua would do, yes, yes!

And this is for De Pope's favorite Cissy Strut, and old school German lass:

Meine Braut, wie jene alten bösen Geschlecht Filme, die du im alten Land, De Papst tatest, reitet deinen Esel in den Fluss des Goldes!Uns ja ja für die schmutzigen Kinder beten lassen!

Australia, home to sluts, crooks, and heathen

Hello kiddos, I make you smile merrily along, De Pope has gotten back to his bloggy-blog while here in Hell on Earth, Australia. What idiots this country has yes, yes, poo - poo, all about that crazy animal sodomizer Steven Irwin; Satan hair band Air Supply; and disgusting non-German beer, yuckity yuck yuck, yes, yes. PUKE!

It is Hot, yes, yes, just like Hell, and no one practices proper personal hygene, the incense is all over De Popemobile; this place is worse that Zimbabwe. My GOD in Heaven who looks favorable upon De Pope! Just look at it's history, look, LOOKSEE! England would send it's unwanted; blacks, retards, rapists, and witches, burn the witches! What piece of garbage country, heathens galore, even worse that America. I am Melting!


It is like a country of Malachs and Tequila Mockingbirds, methinks it is time to send the HIV virus over there, yes, yes kiddos, monkeys made it, wink wink. Debauchery, violence, faggotry, and blasphemy. Ugh.


But enough of that, let us pray my dearies.


Let us pray that the United States of America comes to it's senses.


All might Halo Wearer,
Please give the US guidance.
They are very close to having a porch monkey run that country,
and we all know you made us the superior race to them.
It is in the Bible yes, yes.
Strike down upon the nappy head of the Heathen they call OBAMA!
All Mighty Spiritman, we pray.


That is all for today, and be rest assured De Pope has become more inspired, and I have put into my date book to blog once a week at least, yes, yes, that makes you happy, no? Can you feel it your loins?


Você é minha vaquinha pequena, você não causa o problema em seus tecidos fritados porque você come a lama

De Pope Wonders

What is up with this?

HUMMMNHGH? What. You little faggot gay boy porch monkey Internet homos can't do this to De Pope's face, no, no you can't. You ascared little heathens! De Pope is most highly and holy, and yes, you enjoy breaking the will of the Lord, little lice ridden retards!

De Pope will pray for you now . . .

Remove your shoes and bow you head for the De Pope, yes, yes

All Powerful God of Vengeance!
Smite those who might besmirch thine name!
Teach the gay techie boys a lesson!
May they lose their hands!
No more masturbating to Internet porn, yes, yes!

AMEN!

Guter Tag die kleine

OOO EEE OOO AHH AHH

Ho, ho, ho, De Pope is back to the bloggy blog! You missed us. Yes, yes, he is now in your stinksmelly Amerikkka! De Pope coming to Amerikkka! TODAY!

Where have De Pope been? BUSY, busy as a disrobed altar boy, tee hee, I kid! De Pope has a new apprentice yes he does, check it out:

That's right W. FEEL THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE in my magic stick, yes, yes. I can feel the juices coursing through your glutes! YES!

De Pope is sorry for his absence, yes, yes, he will be back with the vengeance of a Nun scorned! WEEHEEEEE!

De Pope loves you.

Bow your heads and pray.

Dear Lord of the Almighty Dark Side
W. is now your servant
He of the slick tongue and newculear might
We pray he tickles like a girly girl

Amen.

Cowboy Up! Are you happy now ass-pirate.

Where is de Pope?

Many of you have wondered where De Pope has gone. We shush my child, shhhhh, shhh. De Pope will reveal all soon, but just know, he has been, who you say? Hibernating . . . off with his favorite JesusBride, yes, yes, he has. She is asleep beside me right now, but will awaken to my glorious Jesus Sword soon, so De Pope must go, yes, yes. Soon, very soon