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*NEW* Show 19: The Murk and Malach Spring Extravaganza! *NEW*
Spring is here, are so are Murk and Malach. In this podcast we discuss the upcoming presidential election, your candidates, your resurrgent Boston Celtics, Kid Intense, Meet The Heroes, and Murk and Malach announce their own candidacy for President. But there's more, Soviet Russia jokes, soft rock classics, and once again, NO ANGRy PIPER! Listen, we have deep thoughts and subliminal messages!
Show 18: CHRISTmas Without the Piper
It is the third annual Murk and Malach Show CHRISTmas Podcast, out in time for the Holidays (for once)! Unfortunately the Angry Piper could not join us this year but we carried on without him. We of course discuss the holidays, have some festive music, talk a bit of Boston Sports, answer fan mail, a special CHRISTmas Pageant, and in our annual tradition, give out presents and lots of them. There is a CONTEST TOO! So get your egg nog, and sit around the fire and listen to the annual yuletide tradtion. Your holidays won't be complete without it!
Show 17: C.R.AM Part Duex
C.Rag and Angryman return again. we discuss politics, some of 
our fellow bloggers, and they rag on Joey Polanski and Murk and Malach's French Canadian Heritage. Dr. Murk reveals he has multiple personality disorder and mayhem ensues. Like the last one with C.R.AM, this one is mature, chock full of sexual references, profanity, and unkind remarks for all.
Show 16: The Death of Dr. Murk
What, you expected part two of the CRAM show? No, this is the infamous Podcast from March of 2007, the one where Dr. Murk dies. Malach acquired the tape and provides in-depth analysis of this little mystery. Topics during the show: we discuss performance enhancing drugs, we of course make fun of the Angry Piper, take a call from Captain Flakpaperpants, and we interview Uncle Mitt Romney, this one is a roller coaster ride, so enjoy!
Show 15: The Blogspiracy!
OMFG, The New Murk and Malach Show and this one is a doozy. Two famous bloggers 
join us, who could it be? None other than C.Rag and Angryman; they join us to dispel the rumors of their marriage, whether or not they are who they say they are, and if they are in fact Ben Byrd. And they sue us. This one is very mature, with plenty of profanity, incessant sexual references, some outright racism, but funny as all Hell. Join the Madness.
Show 14 The Return
The boys are back, and Dr. Murk forgets to take his mood stabilizers and basically goes off on everything. This is a different one, unedited, raw, and only about a half hour. But we are back for good.
Show 13: A Very Dry Christmas
Join us for the happiest holiday special of all time. The Angry Piper makes his annual appearance.We interview a special guest for the position as the NEW Santa Claus (seeing as how we killed the old one last year) and we drink non-alcoholic egg nog until we're sick. And there's presents children, presents!
Show 12: Kill Whitey
It's the show you've all been waiting for. It's The Murk and
Malach Kill Whitey Podcast! Special guest the Angry Piper has returned to help
Murk and Malach kill the White Man. The interview for this show is the Reverend
Jesse Jackson. Enjoy, but not too much.
Show 11: September 11th
Murk and Malach attempt to make sense of the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Also, a call in from the Angry Piper, the mailbag, a drunken angry Murk (for the last time) and an interview from beyond the grave.
Show 10: Mr. Fingers
Topics include the upcoming NFL season, funny Portuguese songs, ethnic jokes and the mailbag. Plenty of fun commercials, guest starring Mr. Fingers, whoever the Hell that is, and an interview with Joe Lieberman.
Show 9: Malach's Day Off
This podcast comes complete
with racially insensitive remarks, Mel Gibson vs. Officer Lee and the
premiere
of Butt Sex Man. Murk and Malach enjoy it all due to their special secret
weapon: COFFEE!
Show 8 1/2: The Interview Show
Murk and Malach delve into the archives and pull together all of your favorite interviews in one podcast. The even go one step further and interview God. Listen for the special Angry Piper Remixat minute 35:20. It's so hot! This is one of the larger files, so if you're pressed for time, wait until you got some.
Show 8: The Da Vinci Code
Murk and Malach ruminate on various topics, answer some mail and interview a the star of a new "controversial" film. This one has everything... except any relevant topics or decency. Yeah, a complete lack of decency even by Murk and Malach standards.
Show 7: Saint Patrick's Day Special!
Murk and Malach invited The Angry Piper over to celebrate the wearing o' the green! This month's interview is none other than William Wallace. Oh, and a special musical tribute by Piper himself. Enjoy!
Show 6: 2005 Retrospective
Murk and Malach provide their unique perspective on the year 2005. This baby is LOADED! It's an ultra huge audio file. This month's guest... lest just say he's a STAR at WARS. By GEORGE, he's even better than LUCAS Bisby. He created a LUKE warm reaction to his SKY high WALKER CHEWBACCA!!!! It's Gizzle Lucizzle my little pretty ones. Enjoy!
Show 5: Murk and Malach present The Murk and Malach NFL Playoff Preview Spectacular, January 2006
Even those of you who have no interest in sports should check this out. There's a Buckos Brigade Giveaway, some ribaldry, insults galore and a sneaky peaky at The Third Option Radio Show. Plus, commercials commercials commercials. Even the Generalissimo shows up!
Show 4: The Christmas Special, December 2005
This is the greatest Podcast ever. If you only listen to one Podcast in your entire life, this is the one you should choose! You'll be Happy this Holiday Season, even if you don't believe in Jesus!!! Just open your present and at least pretend to like it. It's Christmas for Christ sake!
Show 3: The Angry Piper and Tom Cruise
A discussion of celebrities, movies, music, and Scotland. The Angry Piper is our special guest. Oh, and we interview Tom Cruise. Enjoy.
Show 2: Mr. Tooserious
A discussion of politics, media, right wing nutbags,liberal baby killers, necrophilia and the Mormons. Mr. Tooserious is our special guest. Oh, and we interview Dick Cheney (the current President (vice) of the United States). Enjoy.
Show 1: Da Pope!
A discussion of religion, media, right wing nutbags, the Mormons and other things. Oh, and we interview Pope Benedict XVI (the current Pope of the Church of Rome). Enjoy.
Dr. Robert J. Murk is a PhD (as in Paid His Dues), is a internet star and has online advice column/blog. He runs the very popular website Hill-TV.
Malach the Merciless is the owner of RubberSuit Studios and Stool Sample Webhosting. He is an artist, philosopher, and and internet celebrity.
The opinions expressed on The Murk and Malach Show are those of the podcasters themselves, and not necessarily the opinion of Third Option Media.
