Important Conclusion

As you all know from my constant bitching about my bar review class, I am about to fracking snap. It’s really starting to weigh me down. The post-course program is the absolute worst thing I have ever done. 13 HOURS A DAY of studying the law. Is there anything more boring than that? Filler posts, maybe. But if there is anything worse than bar review classes, I don’t want to know.

I know that Mike’s daughter Jacki reads this blog, so I wonder if she’s come to the same conclusion that I have. What is that conclusion? Well, you know that post a did a few days ago about how important the law is to society? You know, the one where I said that it is the great equalizer and allows people of all backgrounds a chance to make it to the top?

That being said, had I spent any time in a bar review course before going to law school, I would still be selling sign installs in South Carolina right now. It’s just not worth it (I may change my mind when I cash my first paycheck).

OK, enough of my self-pity. Back to work.

Cold Water

From the amazing album Mule Variations.  Not sure who did this video, kind of an elaborate tribute to Waits, but we all have our quirks.

As I promised last week, the RANDOM ANGRY SONG widget will feature another song by Big Black.  Why?  Because once you go Big Black, you never go back.  This week’s installment is “Passing Complexion”.  One two, one two, FUCK YOU!

In Defense of Lawyers

I know, I know. I’m an idiot for even trying to defend lawyers, but I’m going to do so any way. After all, isn’t that what law school teaches you to do, defend people? What? It teaches you to make a shitload of money through frivolous cases? Damn, I wish I had paid attention.

Back to the point . . .

I was talking with my father recently about how lawyers are over-represented in government, specifically the House and Senate. He asked what I thought about this. I told him that it made sense and that Alexis de Tocqueville saw this coming and wrote about it in his book Democracy in America way back in the day. My belief is that the prominence of attorneys in government is the result of natural market forces. Attorneys are engaged in the business of law, statutory interpretation and statutory construction, which is what Senators and Congressmen do for a living. It only makes sense that those who work in the law will eventually start writing the law.

Dad complained that, despite their expertise (he takes issue with the idea that attorneys have expertise in the field that others don’t, and I’ll get to that later on), attorneys have not made a better government and that perhaps the number of attorneys in government should be limited in some fashion to rectify the problem of our broken government. He argued that attorneys, after being in government for too long, just lose touch with the concerns of regular people and that something needs to be done about this. I doubted that this would produce any better level of government and that this is probably something best dealt with through term limits or through limiting the role of lobbyists who press special issues ahead of more pressing concerns like high gas prices, alternative energy, the mortgage problem, etc.

I also countered that attorneys do not always lose touch with “regular people”. After all, the following people have been lawyers and taking them out of government wouldn’t be a good thing (well, Moooog would probably want to ditch most of these guys, but I think it would be a bad idea):

John Edwards

Barack Obama

Joe Biden

John Kerry (I don’t like him, but he did some good work while Lieutenant Governor and a prosecutor to help rape victims, so I’m chucking him in)

Bill Clinton (let me rethink this one . . .)

Hillary Clinton (done a lot of good for poor children who lacked health care)

Fritz Hollings (advocated a campaign to end hunger and did a lot for South Carolina)

Russ Feingold (great advocate for civil liberties)

Have there been bad attorneys in government?  Absolutely.  We need look no further than Richard Nixon and his entire administration. Then there are people like George Allen, Joseph McCarthy, Lindsay Graham, and Joe Lieberman. Hell, then there are all the segregationist Southern Democrats who were lawyers that were disgraces to their states and to the nation as a whole.

Which is the exception, and which is the rule? Probably neither. I would say that there is no rule, attorneys are either good people or bad people. Whether they do good work or bad work has little, if anything, to do with whether the person is an attorney.

Dad and I kept discussing the issue and he continued to persist with the idea that attorneys just lose touch with people and are over-represented in government and that this results in the exclusion of other people from government, specifically minority groups. I disagreed with this strongly. I argued that this sort of belief is based on erroneous ideas regarding the ethics of lawyers (contradiction in terms?) that are, for the most part, unfair. Sure, there are a lot of jerk attorneys who don’t care about the consequences of what they are doing. The Enron and dotcom lawyers are perfect examples. And that doesn’t even get us to Alberto Gonzales and the rest of the Bush lawyers.

But is that true of the legal profession only? How many unethical accounts, doctors, teachers, and other professionals are there? Is the problem the profession, or is it the people who compose the profession? Are there also not good attorneys? What about attorneys like David Bruck, Judy Clarke, Thurgood Marshall, and Anthony Amsterdam? What about the attorneys of the ACLU who defend our freedoms of speech, press, and assembly? What about the attorneys who brought the habeas challenge on behalf of the Gitmo detainees? What about the attorneys who litigated an end to separate but equal? What about those who battle in courtrooms every day against the death penalty? Should these people be excluded from government because they are lawyers? (again, if you’re Moooog the answer is probably “yes”)

And what is wrong with being a lawyer? Law is, without question, one of the great equalizers of society. It is a place where people of all backgrounds work.  It has helped bring members of minority groups and the downtrodden into the highest levels of government and works to undo underrepresentation in government.

John Marshall is the nation’s most prominent Chief Justice, the definer of a nation as one biographer called him. He came from a humble background in what was then a very rural Northern Virginia. What brought him to national prominence? What made him one of the most prominent political figures in the Federalist Party in the late 1790s? The law. The law gave him an opportunity to put his dominating intellect and charming personality to work.  The results to this country were manifestly great and are being felt to this day!

What gave Harry Reid, the son of a single mother, the tools he needed to become Senate Majority Leader? The law.  All three Hispanic senators currently in the Senate share what professional background?  The law.  All three have a law degree and were admitted to the bar in their respective states.  Carol Mosely Braun was the first, and only as of today, black woman to serve in the Senate.  What degree did she receive from the University of Chicago?  A law degree.

What put me, a young man from South Carolina who attended South Carolina public schools my entire life, in a class with people who went to Harvard, Yale, Cornell, and all manner of prestigious prep schools? The law. The law gave me a chance to prove that I belonged with those of a more privileged background. The law leveled the playing field for me and for all people throughout history.

I know that other professions do the same or similar things, but the law does this as well and it should be honored for it. We shouldn’t condemn the entire profession just because there are bad apples in the bunch. After all, we don’t exclude doctors from service in the Senate just because Bill Frist was a jackass. We don’t prevent teachers from being President just because LBJ mismanaged the war in Vietnam.

Finally, I’m not sure that requiring that all lawyers be out of government, or restricting it to correspond to the percentage of attorneys in the general population, would be a good idea. Lawyers do have some level of expertise in the law. This, at least in theory, would serve them well in a career in government. While it is true that lawyers have clearly passed a large number of unconstitutional laws, this more likely demonstrates the inherent difficulty in accurately predicting how the Supreme Court will rule (which becomes more difficult each time the Court gets a new member) than it demonstrates a lack of expertise in legal matters.  And I would demonstrate how difficult predicting Court decisions can be, but this post is already long enough.

But despite that length, there is a final point that I wish to address. Dad complained that the relative wealth of lawyers is the reason for their natural suitability to the government profession as opposed, I assume, to the nature of their work. Dad theorized that this gave them more free time to pursue political interests. I disagree with this proposition sharply.

First, a great deal of attorneys never struck it rich before going into politics. This would include Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Lindsay Graham, George Allen, and Bill Clinton. Second, a lot of the attorneys who win elections to government positions are prosecutors and are not anywhere near what we think of as wealthy when we think of an attorney. These are people who are not making six figures, they are working as prosecutors or some other government attorney and will be very lucky to reach the $100,000 mark. Heck, principals of school districts can do better than your average state prosecutor. I’m not saying that prosecutors are starving (they aren’t public defenders), but let’s not lump them in with the big firm lawyers. And third, as to free time, the law is a very demanding profession. It eats up a lot of your free time. This is not a profession that will naturally lend itself to having time to run campaigns early on, especially if you work for a firm and are treated as a Step-And-Fetch-It associate or a grunt public defender/prosecutor.

No conclusion, post is too long.  Sorry!

Updated The Blogroll

I added two folks to the blog roll.

1) Hateful Jazz Vampire — I’m not sure why I decided to add this blog, but I did.  It’s not like this guy is even really that funny.  He’s just a sad, pathetic excuse for a blogger.  Although, his rants are pretty entertaining (sort of).

2) Meleah Rebeccah — I found this blog through CC.  It’s an entertaining place, give it a try.  I’m sure it will be much more fulfilling than that crap that the Hateful Jazz Vampire spews out.

Also, I saw this on Late Edition yesterday and almost fell out my chair laughing.  Mark Sanford, governor of my home state of South Carolina, has gotten a lot of buzz as a potential VP candidate.  I’m not sure what his appeal would be as he’s a governor who has managed to alienate most everyone in the South Carolina Republican Party and get nothing done despite overwhelming Republican majorities in the legislature, but he gets talked about despite his massive flaws as a candidate.  Oh, he was born in Florida, so you can’t attribute his idiocy to being from South Carolina (which is unusual).

And without further delay, here’s Sanford stumbling all over himself trying to answer a relatively simple question about differences between John McCain and George Bush.  I don’t think that McCain will be on the shortlist for VP after this one.  Man, it’s bad.

While I agree that there are no shortage of similarities between McCain and Bush on economic policies, would it really be that hard to have some stock BS answer on hand for this type of question?  I mean, you’re a politician, that’s your job!  What a doofus.

I’m Building A Time Machine

I’m doing this so that I can go back in time and stop the band ABBA from ever making an album. Why would I want to do this, other than to stop the band from making their crappy music and poisoning the world with their shit?

I’m building a time machine because of Wifey. For some reason, Wifey, who generally has good taste (except for spouses), absolutely loves ABBA. She knows the words to every S I N G L E one of their A W F U L songs. Normally, this isn’t a big deal because we never see ABBA’s shit on television and we don’t get radio stations here, so we don’t hear any of their S H I T T Y music.

Unfortunately, Baby Jesus hates me and for some completely senseless reason, a movie is being made based on their R O T T E N music. The TV Guide channel had this preview of the movie on with a bunch of behind the scenes features and what did Wifey do? Not only did she watch the whole F R A C K I N G thing, but she also S A N G A L O N G with E V E R Y S O N G that was played.

SHOOT ME IN THE FRELLING HEAD!

I can’t tell her not to watch it, because she’s pregnant. This leaves me with the option of a) Studying more for the bar (I’m burnt out right now and I’m taking a day off, so that’s out), b) Leaving the house (too hot outside), and c) Building a time machine. Clearly (c) is the most logical option. Anyone have any chores they want me to take care of for them in the late-1970s?

Throw Out The Bum!

Before I get to the meat of the post, I just want to say that ROYTERS is rocking it hard.  We’re getting an average 80 or so visits per day and we’ve been topping out at around 130 per day this week.  Come on over and check it out, we’ve done some great work over there.

I’m intrigued by the primary challenge to John Kerry. In fact, I want Kerry to lose, I want him to lose badly. I want Ed O’Reilly to beat the shit out of John Kerry.

Why? Because Kerry should have been elected President in 2004. There is absolutely no excuse for losing to George Bush that year. Kerry ran a terrible campaign, a pathetic campaign. You couldn’t tell what he was about or what he wanted to do, he didn’t fire any one up, and people only supported him because they thought that a “war hero” would win. They thought that Kerry “looked presidential”, whatever that means, and that looking presidential would be enough. So, instead of running candidates with actual ideas like John Edwards or Howard Dean, the Democrats went with the establishment choice and what happened?

Bush won.

The Iraq War continued.

The Iraq War got worse.

The economy went into a full tailspin.

The Supreme Court went from moderately conservative to harshly conservative with the additions of Alito and Roberts.

These are all things that the country will suffer from for a long, long time, the war and the Supreme Court being the most prominent. There was a chance to remake the Court and remove the conservative Rehnquist element, and that opportunity was lost when Kerry blew the election. He did it by not campaigning in states that could have turned blue, by leaving a bunch of money in the bank, and by not letting Edwards campaign hard throughout the South to turn voters to Kerry. He also let Bush hammer him with the Swiftboat garbage. Kerry just sat there and let Bush abuse him non-stop on that. Pathetic.

Well, the country is going to have to pay for the mistakes of Kerry in 2004, and we’ll have to pay for a long, long time. And we shouldn’t be the only ones who have to pay for Kerry’s idiocy, he should have to pay, too. He should start by either leaving his seat in the Senate or by getting voted out by the people.

Unfortunately, I’m not from Taxachusetts, so I can’t help vote him out. I can, however, spread the word of the upstart O’Reilly campaign to those in Taxachusetts. The primary is on September 22, and I urge all of you who are in Taxachusetts who read this blog to vote for O’Reilly and get that bum Kerry out of office. Kerry had his chance to help the country in 2004, and he failed, miserably.

It’s time that someone else get a chance to do some good for the country.

I Hope That I Don’t Fall In Love With You

From the Tom Waits album Closing Time, which is his first album.  It’s a great album that I highly recommend to everyone who reads this blog.

The RANDOM ANGRY SONG this week is brought to us courtesy of our friend Steve Albini and his band Big Black.  Albini and Big Black were founders of the “industrial punk rock” sound, whatever the hell that means.  Why do we go out of our way to label everything to the point where the label is meaningless?  They were also called “post-hardcore noise rock”. I mean, what the frack?
I don’t know, but I’ve always liked Big Black, and the song “Bad Penny” is a classic.

My Library

Sara Sue tagged me with a meme that requires me to put up a picture of my library. As you all know, I hate memes. But, I like bitching about my crappy library, so I’ve decided to participate in this meme.

What a piece of crap, huh? Getting books out of there is tough, and you don’t want to know what we have to do when there is more than one person in the library . . .

OK, OK, here’s the real library (click for better view)

Also, wouldn’t it have been nice to have this John Kerry run for president in 2004 as opposed to the giant wuss who left a bunch of money in the bank and lost to W?

Terminator Marathon

Wifey and I decided to reload the fun we had on Christmas and do another movie marathon.  On Christmas, we watched Die Hard 1, 2, and Live Free or Die Hard.  Talk about an awesome way to spend the birth of Santa Christ!

It took us a while to think of a suitable movie, but we eventually settled on the Terminator franchise.  Why Terminator?  Well, Arnold reminds us of the immigration in this country, and in Terminator 3, John Connor is killed on July 4, 2032.  T2 was also released on July 3, and T3 was released on July 2.  See?  It’s practically un-American not to watch these movies on July 4, right?  Yeah, probably not.  The real reason is that the Terminator movies are full of explosions which is what July 4 is truly about.  We got through T1 and T2 on July 4, and finished off the marathon yesterday evening.

We had an overall good holiday.  Some friends came over at around 7 and we had a little cookout, hotdogs, lemonade with bourbon, beer, and portobello mushrooms for the ladies.  After that we went to a fireworks display which, unfortunately, was pretty lame.  There was too much time in between each firework going off, so it dragged on for way too long.

Our next chance for a movie marathon will be on Thanksgiving and, hopefully, the little baby will be there with us.  We’re having a tough time thinking of a Thanksgiving-themed marathon, any thoughts?

Sorry, But I’ve Been Busy

Been really busy with Bar Prep lately.  I had my practice exam over the last two days.  Brutal.  Absolutely brutal.

That said, no Tom Waits this week.  Sorry guys, just way too much going on.  I hope to get back on track very soon and to make sure that the blog is up and running at full speed again.  Also, I’ve been getting a lot of spam lately, so I’m taking the ultimate step to combat it . . .

Requiring that every person who comments have a prior approved comment.  I don’t think that will affect too many people, but any moderation problems should be brief.  Also, Big Blue and Ted, I don’t know why your comments have been getting held for approval lately, but this should fix that.

And remember, GOD BLESS AMERICA!

And, THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!