Dr. Murk . . Angry Piper

I LOVE YOU . . ..

I am Malach and can we talk it over in bed?

What hotter than Sarah Palin?

Tina Fey and Sarah Palin!

I am Malach and that was ON BALLS

Lando Calrissian - you are my own personal Jesus.

The website is down.

"You can't arrange them by penis."

Watch this short video at
thewebsiteisdown.com

Impressive.

This is what Amazing Office Battles COULD have been if I had kept going.

Cigarretes Transformers - Click here for this week’s top video clips

Lovin' you

I need to Express my love . . .
But I was having a very hard time to put into word, the love I have for Captain Flak Paperpants. But I will let this video talk for me.

I am Malach, in love with loving you, lalalala, lalalalala!

Count Von Count, porn star

There is more
We all recall the past secret video of Count Von Count and his penchant for singing about having sex with strange things, but more has been unsurfaced!




And Bert in Ernie got into the act too.

and some strange stuff

Happy Birthday Dr. Murk

And yes, some presents . .






I will have more for you on my blog tonight

I am Malach, and you got to love the internet's ability to embarass celebrities!

SCREW JOHN MCCAIN!

He is an Albino Midget!

I am Malach and yes you can

How Beautiful our Planet is

I am Malach, and fuggin's A

A little something for Dr. Murk

I am Malach, your Rocket Queen

Anyone up for some techno?

I thought of this at 4:00 AM last
night and I just had to make it.

What can I say?

It's been a slow week at the office.

The Color of Magic, a Book Review

The Color of Magic
Ok, maybe I am a little slow on the uptake here, but thanks to some prodding from Angryman, Malach has just finished the first book in Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series, The Color of Magic. I thoroughly enjoyed it. While is has a slight slow begininning, it quickly traps you into Discworld, and you don't want to leave. I am not a huge fan of Pratchett, but the stuff I have read by him, I have enjoyed. If you are at all a fan of high fantasy, Tolkein style, or fantasy based Role Playing Games, these books are for you. They is one way are intended as a spoof, a spoof of Tolkein, a spoof Dungeons and Dragons, Lovecraft, Leiber, Howard, C.S. Lewis, a spoof on everything high fantasy.

The first in series, The Color of Magic is about an inept and cynical wizard named Rincewind. So inept, he never completed wizard training, and can only cast one spell. One of the original spells of power, that he really can't remember how to cast. He comes into employment for as a guide for a out of country visitor named Twoflower and his sentient piece of luggage (Luggage). Rincewind leads him about the huge city of Ankh-Morpork, through a series of unfortunate events, leading to the city burning to the ground, and they then set off on the begininig of a grand adventure across the continent, and further.

Not only is the book funny, it is also throughly entertaining, and I couldn't put it down. It get 4 ass smacks from Malach the Merciless.

Eric Mangini
These are starting to sell well, so here they are, for the WoWees, the game is coming up soon.

BITCH SNITCH ERIC MAN-GINA
by

Malach

Get this custom shirt
at Zazzle

STOP SNITCHIN' MANGENIUS!
by

Malach

Get this custom shirt
at Zazzle

And as requested Sweatshirts will be up today.

And finally some exclusive video of the Angry Piper's ex

I am Malach and I want to rock with you

Terry Francona

The haters . . .
I may surprise a lot of you, but there is a vocal section of Red Sox Nation, who hate Terry Francona, think he is a bad manager, and the team wins in spite him. These are the same people who also think, they would make a better manager for the Sox with just watching the game. Malach asks these idiots, what the HELL are you watching!

Malach went to a Halloween Party this weekend, and out of the 15 guys there, there were three people who thought the above thoughts. Malach of course debated them and they could not come up with a adequate reason why they think Francona is a bad manager. They could not argue with him winning 2 World Series in 4 years, they could not argue with 8 - 0 in World Series Games, they could not argue with his post season record, or his 4 year record with the Sox. They could not give any manager in the past that they felt was better.

When question of who they would rather have as a manager, they said Joe Torre unanimously. HEY MORONS! Terry Francona is Joe Torre, only he does not burn out bullpens. I really cannot understand this thought. These are the same people who unquestioningly worship Bill Bellichick, when Francona ain't that far off from Bellichicks accomplishments . . .

These people are left over from pre-2004, Curse Era Red Sox. This in not your father, or your grandfathers Red Sox People. Wake the Hell up.

And lest we forget a great man

I am Malach, Cover me Piper . . .with your love

HEY MA, LOOK AT ME!

Everyone's Doing It
Since the world seems to be doing, Malach wants to show you what search phrase people use to find this site. Now, this blog generates most of those searches, but De Pope has started to bring some of this in too, as well as other stuff. Well here it goes:

gay porn podcast: I assume this has to do with The Murk and Malach Show's interview of C.Rag and Angryman
fidel castro pussy: Yeah, Hojo is Communism, you make the connection.
pope benedict eating babies nazi: that's all you Pope
boy gay sex: That's probably you too Pope
fire school of ministry: FIRE!
fat guys in dresses: Hey Piper, it's your fan club
lamerme english translation and tall wemans revenge comix: Yeah spelling and congnitive thought is not the typical WoWees strong suit
black mother fuckers: No clue
bugs biting guy cock: There are several versions of this one
my no-no place daddy: Yeah, you haven't yet found the secret Third Option child
porn pages?
girdle love: Hmmmm
wonder girls want to fuck with boss: Again, HMMMM
mans skirts stories: they love the Angry Piper
boneprone soft17: What?
latinos women get naked at drunk parties: Toyita, they are calling you!
bitch tits: this makes me laugh
how to shave vagaina: Again spelling . . .
brandi love spermshack: And who doesn't
died from a fart: Busted!
funbags jugs: Malach prefers sweater cows
prettyhotbabes hereistheporn: Another secret Third Option page?
women of chad: C. Rag, they are listening
does mitt romney fart: OH BOY DOES HE EVER!
gorgeous malach: Why of course
hump comics crumb: Hey Crumb they miss you
i want local pussy.com: try Craigslist
jen and hojo pregnant: Hojo, is there something you need to tell us?
john mark karr i love him: you have some problems
malach abortion: Where did they find that out?
piper is a ass: Wow, they know you buddy
sexually spooning my aunt: And the secret Third Option incest page
why won't god or jesus talk to me and help me to become what they want of me: Ask the Pope.
very old grandma sex: yet another secret page
ago long leaders china's were and e with starts word what what word starts with e and were china's leaders long ago china: wow . . .
definition of tulumptuous: someone want to tackle this in the comments.
what happens to spiders after sucking them up with a vacuum cleaner:HAHAHAHAHA
did you know that jesus was jewish: this is why you come here
i heart big balls: Hmm, Tshirt?
well endowed penis podcast: That is Malach all the way!
box waft: PU!
cats and the smell of old spice: That's gotta be Mike
fake brick cocaine recipe: Mike too
itchy flaky crust on testicles: Why do people come here for medical advice
snookums is cleaning his pipe in her tight water hole: interesting

Now, that is only a small sample from the past 6 months, and don't get me wrong we get plenty of normal search phrases.

GO SOX!

I am Malach, de gorgeous!

Dumb Blonde Jokes - Video Edition

I am Malach and like, I believe that South Africa, is like a suburb of Macon, GA.

So you think you can play softball part II

Let Malach teach you how

I am Malach the best thing to softball since sliced bread

Videos of the Piper's Vacation in Ireland

Another Malach exclusive.
Yeah, the Piper said he was going with his brother and old man, but you and I both know that was just a code phrase. It was really him and Hobbs, frolicing in the Irish countryside, and this video proves it.

I am Malach and I got a harem and I don't share'em

SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

Flash Gordon
Shame on the Sci Fi Network for making a new Flash Gordon Series. Don't you realize you will NEVER be able to compete with this:

I am Malach, and he will save everyone of us