Terry Francona

The haters . . .
I may surprise a lot of you, but there is a vocal section of Red Sox Nation, who hate Terry Francona, think he is a bad manager, and the team wins in spite him. These are the same people who also think, they would make a better manager for the Sox with just watching the game. Malach asks these idiots, what the HELL are you watching!

Malach went to a Halloween Party this weekend, and out of the 15 guys there, there were three people who thought the above thoughts. Malach of course debated them and they could not come up with a adequate reason why they think Francona is a bad manager. They could not argue with him winning 2 World Series in 4 years, they could not argue with 8 - 0 in World Series Games, they could not argue with his post season record, or his 4 year record with the Sox. They could not give any manager in the past that they felt was better.

When question of who they would rather have as a manager, they said Joe Torre unanimously. HEY MORONS! Terry Francona is Joe Torre, only he does not burn out bullpens. I really cannot understand this thought. These are the same people who unquestioningly worship Bill Bellichick, when Francona ain't that far off from Bellichicks accomplishments . . .

These people are left over from pre-2004, Curse Era Red Sox. This in not your father, or your grandfathers Red Sox People. Wake the Hell up.

And lest we forget a great man

I am Malach, Cover me Piper . . .with your love

HEY MA, LOOK AT ME!

Everyone's Doing It
Since the world seems to be doing, Malach wants to show you what search phrase people use to find this site. Now, this blog generates most of those searches, but De Pope has started to bring some of this in too, as well as other stuff. Well here it goes:

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Now, that is only a small sample from the past 6 months, and don't get me wrong we get plenty of normal search phrases.

GO SOX!

I am Malach, de gorgeous!

What the Hell has happened to Red Sox Nation?

But first.
The first rule of Waffle House Fight Club is talk about Waffle House Fight Club with everyone you know, the more media the better.

And something to intensify Palmer's Phobias.

The Pink Hats
This is not the Red Sox Team I grew up with. This is not my father's Red Sox Team. This is not my Grandfather's Red Sox Team (who never experienced a championship in his 70+ year life). This is not the same Red Sox Nation, the fatalistic, Curse of the Bambino, their killin' my summah whiners. Where have they gone? They have been replaced by pink hatted blonde bomb shell (who fit better in those old Fenway Seats anyway).

Gone are the suicides after a errror to lose a game on a stupid or 10th inning homer. Gone is the live every game like it's the last game of the World Series attitude. Gone are the riots after a big win that kills someone in the streets of Boston. Look at J. D. Drew. He comes here we are expecting big things, he has the worst season of his life, yet, he still lives. This would not have happened prior to 2004. What's this, good pitching? Gone are the days of big sluggers on mediocre relief or "closer by committee".

What happened to the Curse? Well evidently the Yankees now have it, and by some of the things that happened in yesterday's game, so is Cleveland (CLEVELAND ROCKS, CLEVELAND ROCKS). Have you ever seen Drew Carey cry.

We no longer fear the Yankees, we no longer feel we are going to give it away with 1 out and 1 strike away from a Championship.

I kind of like it.

And to make things even more surreal, the Patriots have become almost obscene, I actually felt bad for their competition for the first time ever. Is it possible that the Sox win the Series, Pats win the Superbowl, Celtics win the Title, the lowly Bruins win the Cup, and BOSTON COLLEGE WINS A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP all within a year of each other.

The Pats won their first the year my son was born, The Pats and Sox won in 2004, the year my daughter was born, well, got no kids on the way this year, that I know of . . .

I am Malach and I am cured.

Why Red Sox Nation Rocks

More on Malach visit to Fenway
Many of you know, Malach and his Special Olympics team celebrated Disability Awareness Day with the team on the field at Fenway about a month ago, the full story is here and some pics are here. Well a video of the kid singing the national anthem has surfaced on YouTube, and in the first few seconds of the video you can see Malach on the mound with Josh Beckett.

I forgot the kids name who sang, but he is autistic, and it shows just how awesome the Fenway Faithful were. The kid got really nervous and started stuttering and giggling. This was live on NESN, and you don't really get to hear how loud the crowd was on NESN, but you can hear it here, and they helped the kid, as he sang along with them. It still brings chills to my spine.



I am Malach and I miss my kitty.

What the Hell is Red Sox Nation

As promised.
It is hard to explain Red Sox fanaticism to someone out of the area. Yes, their are fanatical fans out there, some of them come to mind: The Fans of the Raiders, the Fans of the Red Skins, any fan of a Philedelphia team . . . but being a member of Red Sox Nation is something different.

I am trying to get is classified as a mental illness. Red Sox fans are so fanatical, that is all they ever talk about . . . Football season, basketball, hockey, it is all about the Red Sox. You live and die with every games, every inning, every pitch. Game one has as much importance as game 7 of the World Series. If they lose your depressed, if they win, your higher than a kite. Red Sox fans have this fatalistic attitude (even with the 2004 win), and take each win and lose to an extreme. You want to hear it? Go to WEEI.com and listen live to the callers and show hosts, they are all insane.

How did this happen? Why just this team? Boston is a Baseball town. The Red Sox are the oldest team in New England, they won the world series 5 times since their 1901 inception and 4 times between 1912 and 1918, including back to back in '15 and '16. Red Sox Nation was on top of the world . . and then the whole Babe Ruth incident happened. The rest they say is history. Not only did they not win a title until the 2004 season, they lost it is improbable ways. Johnny Pesky's throw in 1946, in 1967 you had perhaps one of the best baseball teams in history, only to lose, the Bucky f'n Dent, Billy f'n Buckner, one strike away in 1986, and Aaron f'n Boone. When not getting a shot at the series, they continually finished second to the Yankees.

We have developed this complex . . it is Bi-Polar and psychotic in nature. It can be scary, sad, and funny.

How do you know you are a member of Red Sox Nation? If you answer yes to anyone of these questions below, seek some professional help.

1. Do you wonder what Terry Francona will do with with his long reliever during the middle of a Patriots Super Bowl?
2. Have you ever contemplated taking your own life after a heartbreaking loss in the first two months of the season?
3. Do you find yourself yelling at the TV, more specifically Red Sox managers?
4. Do you expect the Red Sox to lose every game once they go down by one run?
5. Do you skip appointments and miss family reunions to watch the game?
6. Do you juggle your schedule around the game?
7. Is Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond you favorite song?
8. Do you chant "Yankees Suck" when they actually don't suck? At other sporting events including little league? At concerts? Out your car window?
9. Is Fever Pitch your favorite movie? Or does the movie describe you life?
10. Do you take out a mortgage to renew your season tickets?

We are a little better now since the comeback against the Yankees and the big win in 2004. But that is starting to fade . . . please help us.

Ding Dong Drunkies Dead.
Boris Yeltsin . . . he kept Smirnoff in business during those lean years. RIP my Russian Pookie Bear.

I am Malach and I miss Yuri Andropov.