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Wand of Wonder 2.0

We revamped, added awesome new contributers, and cut the dead wood, The Wand of Wonder 2.0 (WoW 2.0) is a multi contributor freeform blog. Contributers range of different personalities, political leanings, ethinicities, and religious ideals. Like a Wand of Wonder, you never know what will come out. If you don't know what a wand of wonder is, well that's what Google is for.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Murk is Malach show is now up!

That's right, the Murk and Malach Show is back!
Murk and Malach present Show 20, The Murk and Malach MidSummer Nights Dream! In this show we discuss the 2008 Summer Olympics, Mixed Martial Arts, Spaniards, homosexuality, cheap wine. and once again NO ANGRY PIPER (well not really)! We get on a roll about movies, and read your letters. Listen to us wax poetically about politics, and a very special interview, someone who has been missing for a few years now. A fellow WoWee! IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN! COME GET RACIST WITH US!

For a direct link to the mp3, click me!

I am Malach in the waiting room

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Sarah Palin Doesn't believe in Dinosaurs

Don't mind me buckos, just whoring myself out right here!


Sarah Palin Doesn't Believe in Dinosaurs! shirt


I am Malach and the internet makes me feel like a whore!

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Friday, April 04, 2008

The Murk and Malach Show Spring Extravanganza!

Show 19 is now Loaded!
Spring is here, are so are Murk and Malach. In this podcast we discuss the upcoming presidential election, your candidates, your resurrgent Boston Celtics, Kid Intense, Meet The Heroes, and Murk and Malach announce their own candidacy for President. But there's more, Soviet Russia jokes, soft rock classics, and once again, NO ANGRY PIPER! Listen, we have deep thoughts and subliminal messages!

You can play the show directly from this link. Careful, there occasional profanity, and it is just over an hour long.

I am Malacn, your American Dream

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Monday, March 31, 2008

Horton Hears a Who - A Movie Review

But first, a plug
Check out the new collaboration from Christopher Morris and Malach the Merciless, Meet The Heroes the webcomic.

Horton Hears a Who
So, Malach took the kiddos to see Horton Hears a Who this weekend. We were very excited to see the film, done by Blue Sky Studios who had brought you the Ice Age Movies, and Robots; both films I found thoroughly enjoyable.

Horton Hears a Who is about am an imaginative and naive elephant named Horton (Jim Carey), who while wading in a pool, hears a yelp from a speck of dust that flies by. Thinking there is family microscopic life on the speck, he places it on a clover to keep it safe. Little did he know, an entire city of beings lives on the speck in a city called Whoville (never clear if this is the same Whoville in the Grinch).

Horton comes into contact with with the Mayor of Whoville (Steve Carrell) and they decide that they need to keep Whoville safe. Every little thing in Nool, seems to effect Whoville (where most of the comedy comes from). Horton would move the speck to a small sheltered cave on the Mountains of Nool. Horton, is the only creature on in Nool who can hear the mayor (big elephant ears) and he is ridiculed by the other creatures of Nool, most especially the Sour Kangaroo (Carol Burnett) as crazy. Kangaroo attempts to embarrass Horton, and his crazy antics by taking the clover from him and crushing it.

The movie was cute, but that is really about it. Surprisingly, with both Blue Sky doing it, and cast members like Jim Carey, Steve Carrell, and Carol Burnett, the film was missing much of the comedy that previous Blue Sky outings had. Don't get me wrong, there was some comedy in it, but overall, the film seemed to focus much more on the cutesy and morality, than entertaining. The film really focused on believing in things you can't experience with your senses, and that everyone matters (Bah!). Even my kids, who normally sit through a movie pretty enraptured, got up a few times to get a snack during the showing.

The movie of course is based on the Dr. Suess classic, and they actually do a pretty good job of character development based on that short children's story. It is CGI created, and the animation is excellent; the film is definitely Suessian, from the characters, to the setting, only on steroids.

Don't get me wrong, the movie isn't all bad, or boring, it is just not something that I would be excited to see again. I got several chuckles out of it, and there were some interesting more adult oriented jokes (Whoville's version of MySpace, WhoSpace, was fun), I guess I just expected something on the lines of Ice Age, or Robots which were both better than this movie.

So, wait for it to come out on DVD.

A bonus review short - Justice League: The New Frontier
Now this was good. My son and I purchased it last weekend, and watched it. First, this animation is rated PG13, it features cartoon violence, and blood, and some adult themes. The film is an adaptation of the of the comic DC: The New Frontier.

Excellent film. It is set in the 1950's. You have all the 1950's versions of your DC Justice League favorites. In this setting of Anti-Superhero McCarthyism, the Korean War, and the Nuclear Age we are dropped. Superheroes are either working for the government or wanted vigilantes.

In this setting a supernatural threat to the world develops and Supers and humans have to work together to repel it forming the first Justice League.

The animation is extremely good, and stylized like the comic. The acting is exceptional. It is worth a rental of the DVD, especially if you are a fan of DC, and Bruce Timm's animated DC universe.

I am Malach and I killed Roger Ebert

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

I just want to plug one thing

Malach personal experience with the Sub Prime Mortgage Crisis.
I was going to reprint the whole blog here, but it is VERY LONG, and would take up a huge chunk of page here, but you can read it here.

I am Malach and there is always hope

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Glassbooths in Jonestown

JONESTOWN update
Well, the nuts are out on this one. We still have two idiot posting daily comments threatening us, and insulting our intelligence, and our personal appearances, and now they are joined by a new one. This doofus calls himself Capnsenemny (yeah, that how it is spelled) and the only video he has put up is a response to Jonestown. Obviously this person is the Bizarro Captain Flak Paperpants.

I would also like to thank, my blogging buddy Curvesalot (Piper check out her belly dancing video, you will fall in love) and her husband Scott, who have both come to Chicken Moon's defense, Scott who had posted a video response to Amandalee.

So have fun with this one, it is going to go on for a while, and wait until you see the sequel: WACO!

Glass Booths
A co-worker pointed out this site to me, very interesting, especially if you are weighing multiple candidates, it matches you with who your most closely in line with. Malach got Mike Gravel (who the Hell is he?), Dennis Kucinich(I'd vote for his hot wife), and Hillary in that order. It kind of surprised me, but I guess it is my stance on Universal Health Care, Immigrant Issues, and Gay Marriage that swung me over there. Try it out and post below.

I am Malach and no, no, no, boring, boring BORING!

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Merry CHRISTmas from Murk and Malach

That's right.
The Murk and Malach CHRISTmas Podcast
is up, and this year, before Xmas. Check it out.

Show 18: CHRISTmas Without the Piper! It is the third annual Murk and Malach Show CHRISTmas Podcast, out in time for the Holidays (for once)! Unfortunately the Angry Piper could not join us this year but we carried on without him. We of course discuss the holidays, have some festive music, talk a bit of Boston Sports, answer fan mail, a special CHRISTmas Pageant, and in our annual tradition, give out presents and lots of them. There is a CONTEST TOO! So get your egg nog, and sit around the fire and listen to the annual yuletide tradtion. Your holidays won't be complete without it!

Man, I feel like I am tooting my own horn here, but this one is funny. I have listened to it three times already. Presents galore for all the WoWees! Click here to link directly to the mp3. It is about an hour and half long, and ok for work, but does contain some profanity. Enjoy it and Happy Holidays!

I am Malach and I am festive

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Friday, November 30, 2007

Peace in the Middle East

You been very patient
And today you can rejoice. JesusMan! 5.3 is now loaded! And to celebrate this auspicious occasion, I have created a new t-shirt for this episode, the very first JesusMan! t-shirt.


Do you not love it? On the back the shirt says: "Nothin' says Peace in the Middle East like a 100 foot naked hottie on roller skates" and then is labeled "JesusMan! 5:3" underneath. So enjoy buckos!

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Friday, October 12, 2007

Busy day at the WoW

So, I just got a plug
The Murk and Malach Show Podcast, show 16 is now up. So, most of you are expecting part 2 of the CRAM show (C.Rag and Angryman), well no, this is the lost podcast, our podcast from March of 2007, the one in which Dr. Murk was "killed". Malach found it snooping around the Third Option Media FTP. I analyzed it an made some comments over the podcast to see if we can solve this killing. The podcast itself is fun, we discuss perfomance enhancing drugs, take a call from the Cap'n, of course make fun of the Angry Piper, and have a exclusive pre running for president Mitt Romney interview. Something for all sides of the family. You can link the mp3 file directly here.

Enjoy this one!

I am Malach and I drove the stake.

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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

The Murk and Malach Show CRAM podcast part 1

Yes, WoWees, it is up.
Another classic podcast from Murk and Malach. Show 15 is up and we call it the CRAM podcast, why CRAM? C.Rag and Angryman of course, talk to us live via sattelite. And this one is funny. Very mature with sexual references, profanity, and racism abounds. Hear Dr. Murk go off on fellow WoWee Mike, hear C.Rag call out the Sub Saharan Continent, hear Angryman talking about killing all Vietnamese People, hear Malach, well just be Malach. Listen to this one, but not safe for work, children, or church. Also, enjoy CRAM theme song, specially picked by Malach from you Animefreaks! You can link directly to the mp3 here, and with the beauty of snapshots, you can play it from the popup.

What you say? CRAM podcast 1? Why yes, there is a part two . . . worse than this one coming soon.

I am Malach and I am just Malach

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Man-gina, the Pope, and other nonsense

What did Malach tell you.
As Camera-gate broke this weekend in the NFL, Malach told you a few things.
  1. The Patriots were not the only team doing this
  2. Mangini with his snitch gave this team the inspiration it always seeks.
  3. Their might be some reprisal on Mangini from other members of the coaching franternity for breaking a code of silence.

So, point 1, several highly regarded former and current coaches and players came out this week to corroborate the point. Howie Long, John Madden, Jimmy Johnson, Mike Martz, Bill Cowher, Sean Salibury, and several others.

Point 2 I think was proven by Sunday Night's Game and the Pats absolutely dismantling of the Chargers

Now point 3. Check out this article. Brian Billick, the head coach of the Ravens is asking the league to investigate the Jets, for simulating snap counts with theird defense, while their offense was on the field. Technically, it is illegal, against the rules, but ask anyone who's played the game, it happend quite a bit during the season. Is this a message to Mangini for breaking this coaches code?

Most coaches, have already stated that if they knew this was going on, they would just try to fool the camera, was Mangini just not smart enough to do this? Also, has Mangini cut his own throat? Suppose the Jets win on 5 games this year and Mangini is fired. He will have to go back to being a coordinator . . . who in their right mind would hire him after this fiasco.

Da Pope
Guess whose back! I also fixed our blog directory for ease of the fans we have. Some of you may remember the Pope's old blog, funny as Heaven.

It's back
Yeah, The Murk and Malach Show is back. The buckos are happy again, so much so we have had a few people contact us about being guest stars. Currently negotiating with Ben Byrd, who would like to clear his name.

And Some May Enjoy This


I am Malach and I am an internet person

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Dr. Mantodea is a Book-Thievin' Sonofabitch!

In other news, I'm back from Ireland.
Look for updates soon on my blog. I'll have lots to say.

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

New 'Meet the Heroes" post.

And don't forget, if you haven't read the beginning, KEEP UP!

Link

I plug because I care and you'll like it. You will. Seriously. Just try it!

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Terror





I've hacked back into The Hill.

Hill TV

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Monday, July 16, 2007

A Plug for one of my identities!

...Good evening, Kiddies. As with many of us here at the WOW, I have more than one identity. Of course, I believe we are all the same mind, God splitting himself into a billion lives to see out of our eyes and enjoy how we experience the world. But I digress. I am Hobbs von Wackamole, alchemist, immortal, philosopher and student. However, my immortality is not linked to a single body. I, as with reincarnation, am reborn time and time again! But I digress.



One of my corporeal forms deserves a plug here. I for one am very excited for him, and thought all our friends at the Wow would appreciate this. For my form is, or fancies himself to be, a musician. And he is in a band, called Burnt Fur.



And, if you click this link, or this picture, you can read the first piece of press that my form has ever received. Its from the eNewletter of Electronic Musician magazine.



And if you like what you read, and are interested in hearing the music, you can do so here.

And if you wish to purchase the cd single, you can do so here, or purchase it in mp3 form here.



Thank you

see you soon

HvW

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Because we all know how much AP likes noir



p.s. I caught Piper watching Octocentipus Porn once.

The sick fuck.

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Sunday, July 08, 2007

Screw Blogger

Malach has given up on Blogger.
Why? Twice this week, I have not been able to post to blogs hosted by my site, and Blogger has been NO HELP. I should have done this years ago. Malach has a new WordPress blog, located here. My old blog, transfers to this blog (So you don't have to change you links), and the archives still remain, when Blogger is fixed, I am going to load them all into an archive folder, and link them from the new blog. As for the new blog, I am adjusting it and learning a bit of .php which I am not an expert in. So expect some slight color and image changes. My feed address remain the same, another reason why Feedburner rocks.

And Blogger, overall it was a decent 3 year relationship, but when it came down to it, you did not help when I needed you most, and after some digging, this seems to be the case with A LOT of FTP published blogs after your conversion.

I am Malach and this is a new era.

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Saturday, June 30, 2007

The Flight of the Conchords

The Flight of the Conchords is a new show on HBO that stars the band of the same name, two musicians/comedians from New Zealand looking for fame in New York City. Wow I have never heard of them before watching this show, but I've been recently looking at their performances on YouTube and their MySpace page. And I found really like their stuff. It airs every Sunday at 10:30 PM and I suggest that you should really check their stuff out.

Their MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/conchords

The show's MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/hboflight

The shows actual site on HBO
http://www.hbo.com/conchords/

And just some little videos:



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Friday, June 29, 2007

New Narrative

More Stories:

JP

Come one people! Tell us about your crazy stories on your blogs and plug them here!!!!

That's why the WoW is here!

Christopher.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Goodbye

I now see what several others have said about this blog.

Have fun.

I'm not posting here anymore, except for drink recipes.

Yes, I'm taking my ball and going home. Yes, whah whah whah. Yes, I'm being immature. I forgive Malach, Chris and Piper for trying to kill me. I forgive all of you for the character assassination. And I thnak those of you that supported me no matter what.

My blog remains http://drmurksworld.blogspot.com. You want a little sip of Murk, come on along.

If not, do me the favor and don't bother to call or write.

Let's go out on an up note. Everyone raise your middle fingers and shout "FUCK YOU!"

Good enough.

Murk Out

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

There's a really good story over at my blog.

I hate to plug, but any of you who are spiritual people, no matter what religion or deity you follow, should read The Tale of Jerry.

This is not a plug to drive up traffic. I'm not about that. I just want all of you to read it, consider it, and maybe comment on it.

Why didn't I just post it here? It's very long for one and I know already that it would be burried and forgotten in two ours. That's the only criticism I have of the WoW. I wish it had a better articles list. It's great that everyone posts, but it's soooo tough to keep up with the changes! LOL!

Christopher

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Some Random Shizzknuckles

First and Foremost.
Happy Father's Day to all the WoWees with little rugrats, but especially the Angry Piper and his 75 illegitimates. Illegit, Illegit to quit!

I though some of you might find this entertaining.


And a Plug.
I finally got the new Wraith (4.6) finished and loaded, and promptly put it on hiatus. For mor information on that see my blog about it.

I am Malach and I will survive.

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Friday, June 15, 2007

An interesting little resource

Malach is good at finding these things.
And as we all know, Malach found Feedburner 3 years ago, and now Google gone an bought it. Well jump on this bandwagon while it's small. If you go over to Malach's MySpace, you hear some music. Now if you refresh the screen you hear a different tune . . .

Scroll down Malach's MySpace to just before the comments, and under the Zazzle Panel. You see a interactive player, that has music picked out by Malach, and yes all the buttons work. This is provider by Project Playlist. Basically they give you unlimited 100 song playlists for free, and then give you the code to post them where ever you would like.

Now here's the kicker, unlike other services that do this, they don't make you load up your own music, they search the web and find the music you are looking for, and as you can tell by my playlist they can find some obscure music. Here's a typical search. Now, you get a ton of listings, the more popular the artist, the more listings. Each listing allows you to play the song to see if it is still functioning, and then load it onto your playlist with a couple of clicks.

Thanks to Malach's wife for finding this and pointing it out. And while you on Malach's playlist check out the Danger Mouse version of Jay-Z's 99 Problems mashed up with The Beatles Helter Skelter.

And guess, what I just found out you can load the fugger on Blogger.

I am Malach and I got 99 problems and a bitch is one

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Monday, June 11, 2007

Blease!

Wait, I meant please. Sorry to double post, but there's a very important announcement. Please read as it concerns you all. Okay, it is on my blog but it is an exlusive (for now) until word spreads.

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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Go Green MuthaFuggers!

Compact Flurescent Lights.
Since April, Malach has been gradually replacing all the lights in his home, with compact flourescent lights, both the spiral kind and the globe kind. Yes, they are way more expensive that regular light bulbs, but Wal-Mart has a pretty good deal on them. Three packs for $8 - 9, plus they have a 5 year warranty, and claim to save you up to $40 a year a bulb in costs, in addition reducing your home pollution signature. At this point I have all but 6 lights replaced, the issue I am have with the ones not replaced in finding bulbs that fit inside the fixture.

So, now I can compare my electricy expenditures. Comparing April of '06 to April of '07 there is a difference of 72KWH and May of '06 to May of '07 a differnce of 44 KWH. So for the period of April-May from past 2 years I have saved 116KWH. That is a saving's of almost $14 for that 2 month period. That extrapolated out over the year is almost $84. Now, this is only a 2 month period and I do have some caveats to this. First I live in New England, and my heat expends more electricity than it does gas, so in early spring, I might be using more heat (Example my entire winter of gas expenses was only $720, but my electricity was close to $1300, and yes NStar is a bit over priced, but there is no other option) which is the main difference between April of last year and April of '07. I also have central air, which I rarely use so my electricty somtimes goes up in August. My house has also recently had the windows, roof, siding, and insulation done (2005). Finally, I have been slowly buying the bulbs, basically 1 package per week, so at this point in June, my light bulb project is 95% complete, where in April and May it was anywhere from 0 to 90% complete. I will keep you updated on how this goes, but so far, so good.

Some Plugs.
First, after a ton of requests, and broken links in various softball forums, I have reposted Malach's Slow Pitch Softball Primer here at Third Option Media (TOM). It is located here. I am in the process of redesigning TOM, so there will be a live link there sooner or later.

Also Malach has a new Zazzle Store. He will be putting together some Wand of Wonder products also. In addition you might not be able to see all of Malach products as some are rated PG13 and R and you must register and verify your age to see them.

I am Malach and the Angry Piper is sexy in a lace kilt.

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