I have invented a new machine

That's right . .
Malach has invented a Machine that can tap into your mind while sleeping and broadcast your dreams on a television. While playing around with it last night, I decided to peep into the Angry Piper's dreams.




All I got was a still picture, which is worth a thousand words.

Interesting no? Palmer, Choas Dragoon, please shut the door this time when you masturbate to this picture, Mom doesn't want to see that again.

I am Malach, the reincarnation of Edison

Meet your Figureheads - The Angry Veteran

I have know him for 20 odd years
The Angry Veteran, we went to the same high school. We are friends. We were both in Drama. I know things. Exclusively for the WoW, a video the Angry Veteran did in 1989 to show off his "Rap Skills".

I am Malach, I am so proud of him

How talented is the Angry Piper

Well Check this out
Here is the Piper with his "life partner" Hobbs von Wackamole playing the flute.

Amazing now, outdoes there first video with them and the guitar!

I am Malach and I bring the truth!

An exclusive for Patriots Fans

Get 'em while they are hot!
The Eli Manning Ex-Girlfriend Mask! Wear it to the Big Game and throw off Peyton retarded brother! And it all free thanks to your friends at RubberSuit Studios and Third Option Media!

I am Malach, and some sent me a nasty email about the Jonestown video, more at my blog later.

Thanks to Preposterous Ponderings!

Who is that?
Well it seem PrePon was quick and caught our old Angry Piper at his weird Star Wars Convention for Anme Fairymen. Check this pic she sent me!

So, now we know where he goes on the weekend.

I am Malach exposing all the WoWees!

Revealed!

The Real Hojo!!

More Secret Films of WoWees

More of the Angry Piper and Hobbs von Wackamole
Many of you know, after the Piper and Hobbs ended there 15 year homoerotic relationship, they became sworn enemies. Well the other night, they met in secret to see who was the most powerful. Malach snuck in and took this film of their titanic meeting.

I am Malach and that looked painful

This is a Sad Day in Angry Piper history . . .

Why?
Yesterday, one of the Angry Piper's biggest heroes, Charles Nelson Reilly died. His effeminate attitude and flamboyant dress, inspired Piper to be the person he is today. CNR taught the Piper that it was OK to be different, and OK to where women's clothing, back during his formative years watching The Match Game. This is to help Piper grieve.

I am Malach and The Angry Piper is a BLANK.

Some Advice for the rest of the Wand of Wonder

I am Malach and that is all.

The Further Adventures of Otis Serungis and Mr. Sticky.

Malach does Top 10 Lists too.
The Top Ten Terms for Defecation

10. Exploding the Rusty Dirt Star
9. Extruding a chocolate log
8. Propelling a Steamer across Lake Titicaca
7. Riding the brown pogo stick
6. Baking Brownies
5. Thowing a life preserver
4. The brown snake moan
3. Taking a Dump
2. Dropping a loaf
1. Tanking the Cosby Kids for a swim

I am Malach and your gotta love the film Homeland Security can dig up on people.

Who is the real Otis Serungis.

Otis Serungis.
Occasional article contributer, and poster, what do you really know about him? He likes to write articles about waste management, and he might be a Portagee.

Malach has obtained this exclusive video, of a recent date Mr. Serungis had. He is the one in the blue bathrobe, the bathrobe he affectionately calls Mr. Sticky.

So now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

I am Malach and I bring you the dirt.

Syphilis

Dr. Murk's got it.

Have you?

Wear your seatbelt, dumbass

From the AP:

CAMDEN, N.J. (AP) -- Gov. John C. Corzine was apparently not wearing his seat belt as required by law when his official SUV crashed into a guard rail, leaving the governor hospitalized in critical condition, a spokesman said Friday.

The crash broke the governor's leg, six ribs, his sternum and a vertebrae. Authorities were searching for the pickup truck driver blamed for causing it.

Comment:

What do you mean, "apparently" wasn't wearing his seatbelt. He was either wearing it or not. Why is there a law requiring you to wear your seatbelt? So when some idiot swerves into you and wrecks your SUV you get minor contusions and soft tissue injury and not a broken leg, sternum, vertebrae, and rib cage.

I know it's only been the law for over twenty years and you are just the chief executive responsible for enforcing the law in New Jersey, but hey, dumbass, put your seatbelt on.

Quick, someone blame Al Sharpton or rap music - a white guy got hurt.