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Wand of Wonder 2.0

We revamped, added awesome new contributers, and cut the dead wood, The Wand of Wonder 2.0 (WoW 2.0) is a multi contributor freeform blog. Contributers range of different personalities, political leanings, ethinicities, and religious ideals. Like a Wand of Wonder, you never know what will come out. If you don't know what a wand of wonder is, well that's what Google is for.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Xmas WoWees

The WoW wishes you all Happy Holidays
To the contributers who make this popular, the readers, and anyone else. Happy Holidays. Now don't get jealous, I got a special gift for the Angry Piper . . . For you next thread on Who You Want to Do the Sex With . . . I present your love, Toyi, expecially dressed for you:I am Malach and I get the job done

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Have a Heart, Support This Charity

It’s the time of year that everywhere we go we are confronted by charities, telling us their worthy cause and how we should step up and help. Sometimes it’s hard to know for sure if these people will be using our money for what they say they would or if they even really need it. Well, I felt I could no longer ignore one girl’s Christmas wish.

For many moons now, there has been an ongoing flirtation between myself and C.Rag. Both of us are nubile, supple breasted, young women who have an interest in experimenting with each other (I could link to a myriad of comments the both of us have posted, but there are so many; I will just suggest that you look at either of our sites). To deny us this pleasure because of the price of a plane ticket is cruel, and not at all in the holiday giving spirit.
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With your generous gift, you can make two redhead’s Christmas wish come true. So, don't be a Scrooge, give the gift that keeps giving all year round, not just in our memories, but in your imaginations!

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Some Random Shizzknuckles

First and Foremost.
Happy Father's Day to all the WoWees with little rugrats, but especially the Angry Piper and his 75 illegitimates. Illegit, Illegit to quit!

I though some of you might find this entertaining.


And a Plug.
I finally got the new Wraith (4.6) finished and loaded, and promptly put it on hiatus. For mor information on that see my blog about it.

I am Malach and I will survive.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Happy Mother's Day From the WoW

When you grow up
Livin' like a good boy oughta
And your mama
Takes a shine to her best son
Something different
All the girls they seem to like you
Cause you're handsome
Like to talk and a whole lot of fun

But now your girl's gone a missin'
And your house has got an empty bed
The folks'll wonder 'bout the wedding
They won't listen to a word you said

Gonna take your mama out all night
Yeah we'll show her what it's all about
We'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne
We'll let the good times all roll out

And if the music ain't good, well it's just too bad
We're gonna sing along no matter what
Because the dancers don't mind at the New Orleans
If you tip 'em and they make a cut

Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing oh the best we can
We're gonna do it
Take your mama out all night
You can stay up late'cause baby you're a full grown man

It's a struggle
Livin' like a good boy oughta
In the summer
Watchin' all the girls pass by
When your mama
Heard the way that you'd been talking
I tried to tell you
That all she'd wanna do is cry

Now we end up takin' the long way home
Lookin' overdressed wearin' buckets of stale cologne
It's so hard to see streets on a country road
When your glasses in the garbage
And your Continental's just been towed

I am Malach, and take your damn mother out tonight.

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