The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part XVI

Feeling bored and stuck in some suburban hell? Don't worry, baby! All you need is some new Dick!

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

That's right. He makes your worst neighbors look like Mr. fucking Rogers. This man will blow the front and back doors off of everything you once knew to be civil and polite. But, you know, if you'd feel better just eating a frozen dinner while watching "Desperate Housewives," please close your browser now and be my guest.

As for the rest of you who are looking to spice things up a bit, let's dig in... shall we?

Episode 87, Episode 88, Episode 89, Episode 90, BONUS EPISODE

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part XV

Looking for some Dick that will blow you clear off of the face of the Earth? No problem. We've got it.

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

That's right. He's louder than a Saturn V rocket heading off to the moon and more egotistical than a smart ass astronaut telling war stories in a whore laden bar room. So, if you can't start your countdown, get off my launch pad.

As for the rest of you who are ready to liftoff... you are "GO" for main engine startup:

Episode 82, Episode 83, Episode 84, Episode 85, BONUS EPISODE

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part XIV

When was the last time you got crazy with some really hot dick? Maybe now it's time you did!

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

Yeah, his shit spewing mouth is more dangerous than a volcano on the big island of Hawaii.

So, if you don't want to take a front seat to witness the great and terrible things that explode out of Mount Biggman, you should go do something safe like mow your lawn or fuck a watermelon.

As for the rest of you who are ready to blow your top... let's light it up:

Episode 77, Episode 78, Episode 79, Episode 80, BONUS EPISODE

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part XIII

Go ahead and light those bottle rockets and M-80's! It's time to herald the arrival of some exciting new Dick!

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

Yeah, you know it. That long lasting always offensive fat man from the comic office in my imaginationland is back for more.

So, if you don't want to kick back and see what goes on inside and outside the mind of the world's most obnoxious businessman, then you should go read something safe and sound like CNN.

Are you in? Well, then once again here we go:

Episode 72, Episode 73, Episode 74, Episode 75, BONUS EPISODE

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part XII

We know, we know. It's been a long time since any of you enjoyed some fresh, new Dick.

Well, ask and ye shall receive.

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

Yeah, that's right. That time tested always appealing asshead from fucktown is back and ready to rock.

So, if you can't handle the heat you should just get out of my Dick kitchen because it's on and he's going to BRING IT.

Ok? You ready? Well, here we go:

Episode 67, Episode 68, Episode 69, Episode 70, BONUS EPISODE

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part XI

Are you easily offended? Do sexual, nasty comments and other things generally considered to be distasteful really turn you off?

Then piss off... you won't like my Dick.

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

Yeah, that's right. My Dick likes to spread his rude, insulting, impolite, provocative and other wise abusive thoughts as if he was pissing into the wind.

So, if you can't avoid the stream, you should just run away like a screaming idiot and leave the rest of us to our favorite world traveling fat obnoxious businessman.

The rest of you can get some fresh Dick right now:

Episode 62, Episode 63, Episode 64, Episode 65, BONUS EPISODE

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part X

Don't worry... we won't tell anyone that you like a nice big dick from time to time.

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

Go ahead and treat yourself to a few obscenity ridden minutes with the worlds biggest Dick.

Now, look, if you end up being terribly offended by what you see here, don't say we didn't warn you! After all, that's the idea, asshole!

So, shut your fucking mouth and stare at my Dick:


Episode 56, Episode 57, Episode 58, Episode 59, Episode 60, BONUS EPISODE

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part IX

You know as well as we do that everyone needs some good, hardcore dick from time to time.

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

We know you look forward to reading more of his politically incorrect (to say the very least) ramblings about everything that your favorite Dick sees fit.

Just keep in mind that when it comes to the shallow, shit minded world of Mr. Biggman, nothing is safe and anything is fair game.

You got that? You fuckin' better.

Now, check this out:

Episode 49, Episode 50, Episode 51, Episode 52, Episode 53, Episode 54, BONUS EPISODE!

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part VIII

Hey you! Yeah, you.

Quit yer bitchen. We know you've been itching for some hot new Dick.

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

Yeah, well, message received. The biggest Dick is back in the house in all his sexist, fuck minded glory.

Are you happy now? Jesus H. Pigfucking Christ, you better be.

So kick back, shut the fuck up and check this out:


Episode 42, Episode 43, Episode 44, Episode 45, Episode 46, Episode 47, BONUS EPISODE!

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part VII

Our Dick has a mind of his own and he just doesn't know when to quit. But, that's OK, because we know you love our Dick.

DICK BIGGMAN.

He's the guy that makes you shudder when he walks into a room.

Maybe it's because you want shoot him in the balls. Or maybe it's because you want him to shoot you with his balls.

Either way, check this out:


Episode 35, Episode 36, Episode 37, Episode 38, Episode 39, Episode 40, BONUS EPISODE!

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part VI

We know you can't wait until next week to get some more hardcore dick. So, here you go.

IT'S DICK BIGGMAN.

He's the guy that you either want to punch in the face or buy him a drink. Or you might want to tap him in the ass, but that's your business. Not ours.

Enjoy!

Episode 29, Episode 30, Episode 31, Episode 32, Episode 33, Episode 34

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part V

Sure, it's almost the new year, but that doesn't mean you can't get a little more Dick in you before the resolutions start.

So, go ahead, enjoy some Dick. Dick Biggman.

He's your favorite middle aged, fat faced, beer gut ridden fuck sack of cock gestures. So, keep your eyes peeled and your kids safe because when the Dick comes out, you never know what is going to happen.

Episode 22, Episode 23, Episode 24, Episode 25

BONUS EPISODE ONE, BONUS EPISODE TWO!

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part IV

Just when you thought it was safe to come back online after the holidays, you get hit in the face with some hardcore Dick.

Dick Biggman, that is!

You love to hate him and you hate to love him. Why? Because he's a shit minded fuck sack full of chauvinistic, egotistical, sexist comments and he doesn't give a rat's anus what you think.

And so, here you go:

Episode 16, Episode 17, Episode 18, Episode 19, Episode 20

BONUS EPISODE!

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part III

Well, the holidays are here and what does everyone want this year?

MORE DICK.

That's right, it's time for Dick Biggman: your favorite insulting, pig headed sexual predator.

You might think you know what a shit laden asshole looks like until you meet Dick.

He wrote the book on the modern day asshole.

Episode 10, Episode 11, Episode 12, Episode 13, Episode 14, Episode 15

Bonus: Christmas Episode!

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - PART II

He's DICK BIGGMAN and he's back with more of his endless degrading insensitive bullshit.

Here are the next four episodes (and one bonus episode.)

So, enjoy it you sleazy fucktards.

Episode 5, Episode 6, Episode 7, Episode 8

Bonus Episode!

Now, piss off.

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - PART I

I am pleased to present my very first webcomic.

Meet Dick Biggman. He's a pig. He's an asshole. He's an egotistical fuckhead and he is completely and totally offensive.

But, most of all, he's hilarious.

...and don't you forget it.

Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4