I have invented a new machine

That's right . .
Malach has invented a Machine that can tap into your mind while sleeping and broadcast your dreams on a television. While playing around with it last night, I decided to peep into the Angry Piper's dreams.




All I got was a still picture, which is worth a thousand words.

Interesting no? Palmer, Choas Dragoon, please shut the door this time when you masturbate to this picture, Mom doesn't want to see that again.

I am Malach, the reincarnation of Edison

Dragoon's Betting Odds: UFC 84

First off, this my first post here in along while, so I have to settle business.
1. Sorry Malach, but I won't being doing the Dick Biggma review I promised due to lack of interest of the that shitty webcomic and the tool that writes up the gold that is one interchangeable sex induendo after another.
2. Dick Biggman is horrible.

Now to the actual article of mine:

UFC 84:

Lightweight Championship bout: B.J. Penn vs. Sean Sherk
Very good sounding fight, but probably won't last long enough to keep my interest longer than 'That guy got knocked the fuck out!'.
Betting Odds: Sherk defeats Penn by TKO at 2:10 of the 1st round.
It will be back and forth for a bit, then Sherk rocks Penn to the floor, mounts, then rains down blows to the face for the Belt.



Light Heavyweight bout: Tito Ortiz vs. Lyoto Machida
Will easily be fight of the night. Lyoto will dominated first 2 rounds with stand-up mostly with the first round and ground game during the second. Tito will still look great during the whole fight and will make a strong come back in the 3rd. With an early rocking of Lyota to the floor, Tito plays with the ground, trying for the mount with trying to pass guard and good hit from top. Eventually takes back, but the crafty Lyoto will get out of the position and will get stood up with very little on the clock. Lyoto safely waits till the end of the round with Tito looking back in his prime.
Betting Odds: Machida defeats Ortiz by Unanimous decision (29-28 from all 3 judges).



Light Heavyweight bout: Wanderlei Silva vs. Keith Jardine
After this fight, you will fell like Wanderlei Silva should retire before he gets murdered in the ring again. Keith Jardine won't get the TKO. He will get the knockout that puts Silva on the mat with no ground'n'pound needed. Silva will defend against the punches till the beginning of the 2nd, but his knockout will be brutal and will easily top the Sherk's TKO.
Betting Odds: Jardine defeats Silva by KO at :55 of the 2nd round

2 for 1 Special: Round out the rest of the Main card
Light Heavyweight bout: Thiago Silva vs. Antonio Mendes
Light Heavyweight bout: Wilson Gouveia vs. Goran Reljic

The only fighter out of this bunch I have even seen is Silva, so this assessment will be all guesswork to see if I can 5-for-5.
Betting Odds: Silva defeats Mendes & Reljic defeats Gouveia


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