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We revamped, added awesome new contributers, and cut the dead wood, The Wand of Wonder 2.0 (WoW 2.0) is a multi contributor freeform blog. Contributers range of different personalities, political leanings, ethinicities, and religious ideals. Like a Wand of Wonder, you never know what will come out. If you don't know what a wand of wonder is, well that's what Google is for.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Uravelling of M

Let's get one thing straight again... you all suck. Well, now that the pecking order is established:

1. Murk
2. Angry Piper
3. Everyone else

let's get down to business. Brass tacks as they say. I want y'all to bear one thing in mind. The whole blog circle we had going was awesome. Truly spectacular until one fine fated day... it fell apart. That parting coincided with the demise of one Dr. Robert J. Murk. Look it up, fagzilla. It was growing when I had an active hand in it. Now, it is dead. Why did I leave?

You. You people. Self important, arrogant lime suckers. I did everything for you. Then, you claimed I wasn't needed. Oh, oh, Murk you're too negative and bombastic and hairy-sexy-o! You make us want to leave! So shut up and make us stars! And I did. But you all fucked up. You pretended it was YOU who made traffic bump up here.

Na na. Na na na. Twas me, fuckers! Eat that.

And I will bring it all back. Watch me.

4 Comments:

Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Youre gonna resurreckt THIS dead giant, Doc?

Heck! Try startin wif a more MODEST mirackle!

Try resurrecktin Hobbs von Wackamole.

6:50 PM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Where is Malach in this list?

10:39 PM  
Blogger Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

Edit:

1. Malach
2. Everyone else

7:58 AM  
Blogger Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

Joey,

I'll resurect Jesus and feed him ham.

1:47 PM  

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