The return of the Search Phrase Gremlins

It's Back!
Now that Third Option Media has built up a number of blogs, articles, and such, we now have the return of the Search Phrases! Beyond the obvious and most popular which either have to do with slow pitch softball or cures for high blood pressure (there are hundreds of those), we got these funny ones too. Enjoy the ride of hilarity!

• how to defeat sin in the airship
• toyi naked in eden
• mr. fantastic mary jane watson hentai
• [jod] super smash kung fu panda radio helicopter
• zangief gay parade
• wife loves wand
• vigilante for hire new bedford massachusetts
• vampire bite cock
• tripping off skittles
• son and mother hump like mad
• people with high blood pressure does really get angry easily
• obama is a lieing sack of shit
• no-you-idiots it's-tony-blair!
• lara logan's feet pics
• john mcain eats babies
• dana bash and horse face
• cat cora's tits
• cannot focus very well high blood pressure
• is astroglide flammable
• i hate choas dragoon
• random junk i can get high on
• why can i only remember things that have happened a few hours ago
• vampires vs cock
• explain evil heart
• i always wonder if i should give the ass or the crotch
• naked families

And that is only from the past week

I am Malach, your New Bedford Vigilante