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We revamped, added awesome new contributers, and cut the dead wood, The Wand of Wonder 2.0 (WoW 2.0) is a multi contributor freeform blog. Contributers range of different personalities, political leanings, ethinicities, and religious ideals. Like a Wand of Wonder, you never know what will come out. If you don't know what a wand of wonder is, well that's what Google is for.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Sleazy Adventures of Dick Biggman - Part XI

Are you easily offended? Do sexual, nasty comments and other things generally considered to be distasteful really turn you off?

Then piss off... you won't like my Dick.

DICK BIGGMAN that is.

Yeah, that's right. My Dick likes to spread his rude, insulting, impolite, provocative and other wise abusive thoughts as if he was pissing into the wind.

So, if you can't avoid the stream, you should just run away like a screaming idiot and leave the rest of us to our favorite world traveling fat obnoxious businessman.

The rest of you can get some fresh Dick right now:

Episode 62, Episode 63, Episode 64, Episode 65, BONUS EPISODE

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10 Comments:

Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

"crusty cock crunching" sounds like a great name for cereal...

12:19 PM  
Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

my god, dick is just the best thing ever

1:26 PM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

I always knew you felt that way.

1:26 PM  
Blogger Baron Von Bunkfingers said...

Now, that is some good god damn dick.

2:35 PM  
Blogger The Angry Piper said...

Dare I voice it?
I can't get enough Dick!!

(I sound sooooo much like Malach.)

6:18 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Oh, hey, Choas, still talking shit about my Dick on Cartoon Orbit?

I thought you were going to make your own spoof version of Dick Biggman?

Well, don't bother. We wouldn't want to distract you from all those cocks you have to suck for spare change you fucking douchebag.

MY DICK IS BIGGER AND BETTER THAN YOURS.

(And, yes, Malach, I saw this: "Biggman has his moments, complain to Captain Flak about it though, even better write a WoW review, I'll take your side, it will be fun." Very clever!)

11:04 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Yeah, Choas has no balls

4:34 PM  
Blogger Christopher said...

Okay, how does this blog suck when Dick Bigman's on the scene?

8:42 PM  
Anonymous dick biggman said...

Yeah. No shit.

Hey, anyone wanna take some spicy white sausage in their rosy pink starfruit?

8:55 AM  
Blogger Baron Von Bunkfingers said...

I might. Do I get dinner with that?

3:38 PM  

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