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We revamped, added awesome new contributers, and cut the dead wood, The Wand of Wonder 2.0 (WoW 2.0) is a multi contributor freeform blog. Contributers range of different personalities, political leanings, ethinicities, and religious ideals. Like a Wand of Wonder, you never know what will come out. If you don't know what a wand of wonder is, well that's what Google is for.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Hey WoWees!

Look.

We're ramping up.

Our mighty leaders Malach and Captain Flak Paperpants are REALLY busting some tail to take this thing global. I'm just a loud fart that announces stuff with a disgusting fragrance so that all will have to admit there's a stink in town.

Malach is now a Hub. What does that mean? His blog is a daily read for many people and more and more Buckos are reading by the day. He loves putting his blog up every night and I check his blog every morning BEFORE I go to CNN. He puts a lot of time and energy and soul into it. You all know he does a lot for our community. Let's give back. I want Malach to win a real internet blog award. Could someone find out how we can do this?

Now, The Captain. Oh, he's just an entertainer, right? No. Capn Flak is our money man and our marketing guru. He's got a plan. Trust me and hang on. We're paying out about $500.00 a month to keep the Network (3rd Option Network, that is), up. Hey, it's self sustaining at this point and we all get this great fun for free. But did you know Capn Flak makes that possible? Also, he's got the countdown going. This summer, we're making another leap up. Can't say much now, but every year, The Third Option Media Network (that's all of you as well) gets bigger. This summer?


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Here's my advice to you all.

You are very creative, all of you. Work your ass off getting your portfolios ready. A new company is forming that might need you. GET READY FOR EVERYTHING.

14 Comments:

Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Yay me

2:21 PM  
Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

by portfolios you mean pics of ourselves naked, right?

6:25 PM  
Blogger Hojo said...

If that is the case, then consider it done, except viewing my portfolio will get you all arrested.

10:09 PM  
Blogger Angry Veteran said...

AP,

Mockingbird was joking. DO NOT send any "under the kilt" photos.

11:14 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

My portfolio and my prison record are both up to date.

Probably shouldn't have mentioned that whole prison part--huh?

9:22 PM  
Blogger moooooog35 said...

My portfolio is currently residing on the computer of my college math professor.

..which is actually now in the evidence locker at the local police station.

I'll see what I can do to get it back.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Toyi said...

I am always ready with the sword of my tongue.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

I don't know what he is talking about. I'm going to be working at Dairy Queen this summer.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

Darn...

10:49 PM  
Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

can i operate the blizzard machine?

12:50 AM  
Blogger The Angry Piper said...

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7:05 AM  
Blogger The Angry Piper said...

"The sword of my tongue"

Toyi, you complete me.


(And yes, TM, that's exactly what he means. Send your portfolio to angrypiper@angrypiper.com).

7:06 AM  
Blogger The Angry Piper said...

Oh, and I never read Malach's blog. It's filth. FILTH, I tell you!!!!

7:08 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

I would read the Angry Piper's blog, just he never updates it . . . 1 year to describe a two week trip to Ireland

7:53 AM  

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