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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

So while I was being a tool today...

I sloganized myself. Never has anything been more true:

Where Tequila is a Pleasure.

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29 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

Naughty, but Murk.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Go on, get your paperpants out.

9:42 PM  
Blogger Angry Veteran said...

"Nobody Does It Like Angry."

Catchy, pithy, and true.

9:52 PM  
Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

paperpants would be unacceptable... i would soak through those.

11:01 PM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

"You deserve a Malach the Merciless today" and y'all do

7:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Make the Most of Jesse Debuc From Attleboro, Ma."

9:04 AM  
Blogger moooooog35 said...

Mine was:

"Mental Poo Prevents that Sinking Feeling"

Truer words have never been spoken.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Elise said...

"Made To Make Your Elise Water"

I did it twice just incase

"Great Elise. Great Times."

Okay, I think I'm hooked! xx

9:49 AM  
Blogger Toyi said...

"Do the Toyi" o-0

I kinda like this thing...

9:50 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

"Feces - It Does a Body Good."

And it does, when I smear it all over the Captain's chest

11:32 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

"Life Should Taste As Good As Dead Babies."

My new favorite

11:34 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

"When You've Got Murk's Penis, Flaunt It."

Ahh, another new fave

11:34 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

"It Takes A Tough Man To Make Tender Farts."

Ok I am done

11:36 AM  
Blogger Eve said...

"Eve. It's What's For Dinner>'

Ok whose hungry???

12:05 PM  
Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

Reach for the Eschation

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eshaton, bonehead

3:09 PM  
Blogger Hobbs von Wackamole said...

Actually, its Eschaton, bonehead!

3:56 PM  
Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

"what would you do for a hobo jizz?"

4:49 PM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Beef - It's the other toothless black hooker.

WTF?

5:06 PM  
Blogger Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

My Doctor says "deez nuts".

5:52 PM  
Blogger A Girl, A Boy, and Me said...

Just What The A Girl, A Boy, And Me Ordered.

6:02 PM  
Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

"with a name like scrotum, it has to be good"

6:05 PM  
Blogger here today, gone tomorrow said...

"Little. Yellow. Different, Narcissist."

Bwaahhahahhahahahaaa!!!!!

7:21 AM  
Blogger here today, gone tomorrow said...

"What's in your Lynn?"

Aaaaaaahhh!!! Must stop!

7:22 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

"Mike Huckabee Saves Your Soul."

9:07 AM  
Blogger Captain Flak Paperpants said...

Get In My Amandalee7747.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unzip a Dick Biggman.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Mo'Ham' said...

Fuck a pig for Ramadan.

9:10 AM  
Blogger Dr. Robert J. Murk said...

Hindu fuck cow and eat it, Murk.

8:32 PM  

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