10 Things I Did Do Today
1.Masterbated in the shower while thinking of Tequila masterbating in the shower.
2.Made some red hot cinnamon scented candles.
3.Cleaned the crappers.
4.Farted half a dozen times.
5.Blog surfed.
6.Made some homemade veggie beef soup.
7.Initiated the new mattress.(wink)
8.Took all of my meds on time.
9.Sang along to some Celine Dion songs.
10.Played with my youngest sons Optimus Prime helmet.
posted by Preposterous Ponderings @ 11:24 PM
4 Comments:
I would fuck Optimus Prime and I don't care if it would hurt.
I think today I will masturbate to PrePon masturbating to Tequila . . .it's a vicious cycle now.
hot. i think more people should masterbate to the picture of me masterbating.
you are soooo "different" :)
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