10 Things I am going to do today.

Please note that these action items are not listed in any particular order.

1. Change every name in my IM buddy list to "Smurf."
2. Hug my Roomba.
3. Receive a large sword as a gift.
4. Practice eating with one eye closed.
5. Ignore the constant low battery warnings.
6. Drive fast, turn hard right, pull up emergency brake, enjoy.
7. Hug my Roomba again.
8. Send Brian some horribly insulting text messages.
9. Get wasted and watch free movies on demand.
10. Light something on fire.

Thank you for your time.