Because I am an Asshole...

I will preface this by saying, I totally understand this makes me a bad person for finding this story amusing, but it was just so ironic, I could not help myself. It's sad, yes, this poor little kid is dying of cancer, and his special chemo-tastic wish is to get a pony from "Make-a-Wish", he gets it and then it is devoured by pit bulls.


Also making me an asshole, is that when my partner in crime, Landon, who has been in a few of my drunken shenanigan stories, and a source of inspiration for the term "hobo cockblocking", started a blog this week, I was slightly annoyed. I assumed it would be a piece of shit, and suck worse than a toothless Bangkok whore. I was pleasantly surprised that it is hilarious (way more so than the cancer kid's dead pony) and well-written. Check out his blog, and you'll love it like a pirate loves rum!