Five Women The Angry Piper Would Totally Do The Sex With
1. Beth Smith, aka Dog the Bounty Hunter's WifeThe reason(s) for this should be obvious.
2. Susan Sarandon
Any man who even has to ask why is a flaming queer.
3. Raquel Welch
Yes, even now.
4. Leila Ali
For a woman who looks like Muhammad Ali and makes her living getting punched in the face, she's fucking hot. Plus there's something very sexy about a girl who could probably kill me with one swing.
5. Michelle Rodriguez
She's not really a boxer like Leila, but she played one in Girlfight. Now if I could only get past the fact that Vin Diesel was there before me...
Now, if his were "Five Non-Famous Women The Angry Piper Would Totally Do The Sex With", the list would read like this:
1. Toyi
2. Toyi
3. Toyi
4. Toyi
5. Toyi
Honorable Mention: Tainted Love, because it would be cool to say I had sex with someone named Aasta.
posted by The Angry Piper @ 3:48 PM
11 Comments:
I agree ... I'd LOVE to do the sex with a girl named Aasta ...how often does that happen! ~grins wickedly~ Thanks for the Honorable Mention. ~tainted smooches~
You really meant to put Hobbs von Whackamole
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#1 Flava Flav
YEEEAAAHHH BOOOOYYYY~!
Beth. Are you mad? I don't care how big her boobs are or how bossy she is with her handcuffs....EWWW!
Beth is #1 on my list.
I love her.
Oh AP.....what shall we do with you?
Oh my!!!!!!!!
is an honor or a dishonor to be in this list?
eh eh
Malach HELP!!!
I have a moment of amnesia and I couldn't log cause I can't remember my pass or user name, wow 3 days w/o internet caused this brain damage?
Toyi: with you, baby, there's no need for a list.
You need to do the sex with jesus
^ ohhh that was complitely NOT FUNNY!! I hope you are not a comedian... or planing to be one...
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