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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Hump Day Jokes ...

20 Politically Correct Ways to Say Pervert

20. Morally Challenged

19. Sado-Masochistically-Engineered

18. Sensationally-Accomplished

17. Kinkifically-Resolved

16. Exhibitionistically-Oriented

15. Missionary-Incompatible

14. Dominantly-Endowed

13. Submissively-Enabled

12. Orientation-Curious

11. Contusion-Achieved

10. Gender-Empowered

9. Pain-Reliant

8. Poly-Capable

7. Deviationally-Fixated

6. Fetish-Accessible

5. Restraint-Compatible

4. Leather-Dependant

3. Endorphin-Enhanced

2. Spank-Natured

And the #1 politically correct way to say 'pervert'...
1. Vanilla-Impaired

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Which one are you?

I'd say I'm No. 18. ~grins~

~hump day love~

Labels: Hump Day Jokes, perverts, Tainted~Love

7 Comments:

Malach the Merciless said...: I suppose 17 .. .; 10:08 AM
Toyi said...: I loved # 4 lol; 10:17 AM
just me said...: I'm #1.....because Brandon hates the term "vanilla". *snicker* Otherwise I am #5, #13 and #14.; 11:14 AM
Dr. Robert J. Murk said...: 20. Morally Challenged

Like anyone had to guess.; 11:28 AM
just me said...: I disagree. I think you're #9.; 11:48 AM
Dr. Robert J. Murk said...: Naw, I like that stuff, but I'm more kinky than fetish. I like the outdoors and stuff and dirty talk.

Don't get me wrong, I like a good whack, but that's not what really fills my tank. ;); 1:05 PM
Eve said...: Ok I am 20, 2 and 8! Murk, I thought I was he only one who liked outdoors. ~grin~; 8:42 PM