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Thursday, April 05, 2007

Happy Easter Weekend!


"My Sweet Lord" is, of course, getting much more publicity because people protested it and the museum decided to cancel the exhibit.

If there was a Jesus of Nazareth, he was probably black, so, technically, this is probably a more accurate depiction of him than the pasty white long haired figure with a halo that we grew up with.

But was he delicious? Sadly, we will never know. The shroud of Turin was unfortunately devoid of any chocolately goodness.

As for the medium chosen by the artist, I'm more of a milk chocolate fan, but I can certainly approve of my brothers and sisters who prefer the dark chocolate.

Whatever your preference, please go out and celebrate the return of our Sweet Lord with the chocolate of your choice. Amen!

12 Comments:

Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

That ain't no black man lookee his dick

6:46 PM  
Blogger Angry Veteran said...

Nice of you to find the racial stereotype in the Easter story.

7:44 PM  
Blogger Toyi said...

MY EYES!!!

10:19 PM  
Blogger Hojo said...

When have you seen a white carpenter? Jesus was definitely not a caucasian fellow.

10:31 PM  
Blogger The Angry Piper said...

Much...too....offensive....
Eyes...bleeding.....!

7:04 AM  
Anonymous silent murk said...

silent

7:46 AM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

I see plently of white carpenters. Ask Murk about Clint and the Misfits.

8:50 AM  
Blogger Toyi said...

well helloOOOO he is naked, and is made out of chocolate... robotic voice... WE MUST RUN FROM TEMTATION!!!

9:23 AM  
Blogger just me said...

Hahahahahah! I had at least 5 perverted things come to my mind but alas, it is Jesus. And even though Tori Amos was madly in love with him (she sings about getting off while thnking about him), I think that Jesus would not approve of my wanting to taste.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

I wonder if it is hollow . . . like most men.

8:38 AM  
Blogger Toyi said...

the only way to find out is trying it... so go ahead Malach lol

11:43 PM  
Blogger Malach the Merciless said...

Got a ball peen hammer?

12:09 PM  

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