The Eye of Argon

"The Worst Piece of Science Fiction ever".
Well, Malach has found the world famous story The Eye of Argon. I have not read it since being a teen, and hae just reread it. So bad it is good. It reads as poorly as the worst days of Friday Night Roll Playing.

With prose like:

The trek to Gorzom was forced upon Grignr when the soldiers of Crin were leashed upon him by a faithless concubine he had wooed. His scandalous activities throughout the Simarian city had unleashed throngs of havoc and uproar among it's refined patricians, leading them to tack a heavy reward over his head.

and

Eyeing a slender female crouched alone at a nearby bench, Grignr advanced wishing to wholesomely occupy his time. The flickering torches cast weird shafts of luminescence dancing over the half naked harlot of his choice, her stringy orchid twines of hair swaying gracefully over the lithe opaque nose, as she raised a half drained mug to her pale red lips.

Read all it's glory here, if you dare

I am Malach spilling you "crimson droplets of escaping life fluid" on a daily basis with my "lithe opaque nose".

The Return of Minimum Security

We'd like to welcome you back to our forum.
I have revived our forum, Minimum Security, after a bunch of requests to do so. I made it easy on myself and decided to just reopen our old Invision Board which has been offline for about a year. If you were a member, your membership is still good, and if you were part of the old PHPBB board, join this one. This board is a pow wow for not only the WoW, but Third Option Media, Stool Sample, Hill-TV, and the Angry Piper.com. We are also offering board space to members of the WoW. Please contact me or Murk for that. Minimum Security is a lot of fun, I am revamping the board so give me a week or so to get it really slick. We have already had 3 or so people join today.

WoWees, we hope to see you there.

I know the truth about Piper and Hobbs.
Check out this undercover film of them the other day.


I am Malach If you leave, don't look back.

Hump Day Jokes....

(bet you thought I forgot ....smiles)

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

~*~*~

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back.

"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts although still silent stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

~*~*~

Four nuns died simultaneously in a car crash and arrived at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" "Yes, father," she replied, "I once touched a man's penis with the very tip of my finger." "Swish that offending finger in holy water," St. Peter instructed, "say a prayer begging forgiveness, and cross over into the promised land."

The second nun said, "Yes, father, I once touched a man's penis with my whole hand." St. Peter instructed this second offending girl to douse her entire hand in the holy water, say two prayers begging mercy, and proceed to heaven.

As nun #3 approached, nun #4 shoved her aside, "Father," she shouted, "if you expect me to gargle with that crap AFTER she dunks her ass in there, you've got another thing coming!"

~wicked love to the ones ...I like!~

One of the Top 10 Greatest Moments of my entire life.

Captain on the Bridge!

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Today's Classic (yet real) News Headlines

• X-Men illustrator dies in Superman pajamas (CNN)
• Clerk swings machete to stop porn theft (CNN)
• A dip can bring a sea lion's nip (CNN)
• 3 goats found spray-painted, surrounded by porn (MSNBC)
• Health: Breasts on a plane controversy (MSNBC)
• IHOP eatery will stop carding customers for pancakes (MSNBC)
• Squirrel OK after fiery chimney surprise (Boston Globe)
• Pigeon enthusiasts gather for N.M. show (Boston Globe)
• First Transgendered Character Answers Your Questions (ABC)
• Pelosi's First Bowl (ABC)
• CIA Searches for PlayStation3 (ABC)
• Man Tried to Hide Guitar in Pants (ABC)
• All Shades of Black and Brown Are Beautiful (ABC)

This is for you, Malach!

Man why people need to get sooo sensitive?

The fact that we live in a free country and have issues like this flatters me.

I personally see more Satanic to go kill people elsewhere without knowing the real cause.

Classic Arcade Game Rediscovered!

Wicked awesome!

Early this morning, I was finally able to download a shareware copy of the extremely rare HUNTIN' HOBBS' arcade extravaganza!

This is the game where you can choose to be either Angry Piper (The Hunter) or Hobbs Von Wackamole (The Hunted) and run around in a bland 2-D world!

Check out all the pixelated WoWees watching the action from the second level!

When you play this killer 80's retro flashback classic, you'll find out that the WoWees are actually cheering on Piper's emotionally unbalanced wine fueled hunt fest!

(OR ARE THEY?!?!? Ooooooo!!!!)

Here's the Mail, it never fails . . .

It makes me want to wag my tail . .
Hello. Malach here. And I can hear you. You are asking, Malach, that guy from Blue's Clues, Steven Burns, what ever happened to him? I mean he left that show, left it with that ambigously airheaded giant (well giant compared to Steve) Joe. I miss Steve, Steve was fun, and almost subversive . . . Joe, Joe kinda sucks.

Well, Malach has heard your call, and done a bit of research. Steve Burns (contrary to internet rumor) is alive and well, and possibly bathing in right now Blue's Clues dough. Steve has become a musician, director, actor and kind of strange little psuedo alternative darling.

His Wiki page is an interesting indictment on what is wrong with Wikipedia. There is plenty of wrong and false information there, including the porn actor stuff (really imagine how much money someone could make if they had a copy of Steve in all his pornographic glory). Well evidently after leaving the pleasant company of Blue, Mailbox, and Mr. Salt, he started making music, hanging out with the Flaming Lips, and putting out a album called Songs for Dustmites.

So Malach, intrigued, moseyed over to Steve Burns website. (Yeah another celebrity with a pretty crappy website, Steve, contact me, I'll hook you up). Semi entertaining. Rarely updated. You can also listen to some of his songs off the Dustmites album. You can also get a nice pic or two of Steve. My favorite being the one at left. Methinks that Side Table Drawer would be none too happy with this haunted look. But she's a bit of a whiny bitch anyway.

Further intrigued Malach journeyed over to Steve's Myspace, or as Steve puts is "Ourspace" (he has this past, present, future Steve thing going, hey what ever works). Malach of course immediatley becomes his friend, even though Malach has more MySpace friends than him (Hey gotta help a brother out).

So, the music, it's not bad. If you are a Lips fan, you will like Steve's stuff, which has some obvious influence from. It is interesting, albeit, missing a few elements that might make it very good. Of course I am not a muscian, but I think I would like to hear Steve unleash his voice a bit more. I really liked the last song on the page Mighty Little Man which features a bit more voice.

So give Steve some love, he has given you and your kids tons of it.

More Kids Shows.
So Malach order a Pancake Mountain DVD. And I must say, the kids loved, I liked it, and would love to see more kids show like it. While it shares some things with The Electric Company, Banana Splits, Dance Party USA, and it is so much different. You need to check out some of the videos from their site to get a good feel for it. You can also go back to a earlier WoW article for a little of Ian MacKaye's Vowel Movement.

I am Malach and and I just figured out Blue's Clues, cause I'm really smart.

Moving is a pain

I presume most of you must have (not) been wondering where I've been. So I've decided to tell you. It's a tale of immense boredom that only
the truly pathetic moronwho has too much time on his hands will finish reading.

I, my WoW commrades, had to shift residence. But shifting is more than just moving all you belongings
from one home to another.
Sometimes you must (as in my case) shift from one state to the other!

Oh the pain!
1st we have to employ barely litrate worker to pack all of our stuff and then
send to off. Along the way several expensive items obviously get 'lost while
packing' and the worker are sure that 'it'll be in some box'

Then you must at times spend the rest of your last sad days at the home of
a fellow relative whose kid will annoy the life out of you but is too cute to me
angery at.

Several sad goodbyes and farewell parties later you're on a plane onwards
to an exciting new life.

So then I spent the fist few weeks of my exicting life in a mess room studying for an enterance
exam to get intoa school. Ofcourse since my dad works for the Navy (now as a Commodore) we were denied thefun of frantically searching for a hotel room to stay at before our
luggage arrived (5 days later than planned)

Surrounded by all the horrors of T.V, Internet and Music is guess I'm back
to the same routine I used to follow back in Bombay. yay.

1st day of school tommorow. Didn't/don't you just LOVE the sensation of
being stared at by everyone as you introduce youself in front of class? Bullies planning
when you 'get friendly' with you and girls giggling at the end of class about some obscure joke about how nervous you look, etc. etc.

Been there done that too many times now, I don't even feel a little intersted
about thinking how the 1st day will be like.

I feel like eating some cheese now for some reason.

Sports News

The United States Government has traded Donald Rumsfeld for North Korean Premier Pak Pong-ju and a minor politician to be named later. Rumsfeld and his agent issued a 'play me or trade me' ultimatum to the United States after being benched in favor of rookie Robert Gates, who has shown promise over the last year.

The U.S. frequently cited Rumsfeld's behavior as a distraction and he has been compared to Terrell Owens in his tendency to be a bad locker room influence.

North Korea is excited at the prospect of having an all pro Secretary of Defense and have cited his ability to play both offense and defense as illustrated by his orchestration of the Second Gulf War. "We wish to invade Belgium," said Kim Jong Il in a press conference, "And Rumsfeld is our guy. He has unique abilities and we believe he can incite a war against any nation for any reason at any time and get away with it." When asked if Rumsfeld's antics might be a distraction, Kim Jong Il responded, "What were we talking about again?"

President Bush refused to comment by saying "Hey, man. Rummy had good hands and was a smart smart smart smart smart smart guy who we liked a lot. We had to trade him. He was awesome! This Ping Pong-po dude's got some big pants to fill, but I think if we feed him some children, he'll fatten up and get tough enough to start a great war in somewhere sandy and warm, like Hawaii. I love that volcano they got there. And them women are naked under those grass skirts. Can you see me winking in my mind, eh? Naked. Now, hush up, my bath is getting colder than my glass of milk and cookies. Mamma crumbles them up into the milk, you know? Kinda streamlines the process. Say, that's a nice tie! Give it to me or you'll go to Gymto or somewhere we can hit ya real nice and solid, hear?"

Sources around the league don't expect much to change for either nation, noting that all countries are really run by a secret cabal headed by Charlton Heston and Bee Arthur's ghost.

Christmas Bells are Ringing!

Malach's guide? to holiday decorating.
So Malach has just finished decorating the house (Yes Malach is an XMas Maniac and immediatley puts the stuff up the weekend after Turkey Day, yes I was also first in the neighborhood to so so). Malach has been decorating numerous houses of varying style for several years. Malach likes to tastefully decorate his house, and does not go overboard, but it is only once are year, so have it. Now, this is less of a "how to decorate the house", and more of, the "secrets I have learned".

Malach has always used the cheap green garland, well last year (after season when it was half) he invested in some of the pine garland wire branches . . . well slap my ass and call me Charlie. I should of done this year ago. Yes it is like 100% more expensive per square foot, but it is so vastly superior . .

1. I look so much better
2. It has a 10 year life span, where the other crap I had to replace almost every year.
3. It is SO MUCH easier to sting up, and put up light with it. I stead of having to use zip ties every few feet, I only used a total of 4, and that was just to hid the plugs.

I figure the amouht I am saving on zip ties and replacing the old garland will save me big money in the long term.

In addition never by anything longer than a 100 light count on the mini lights. Anything longer burns out a fuse in on season, and I don't know about you, I can never get them to work again, and throw them out. The 100 count last forever.

Now, remember this, the couple days after XMas go to Wal-Mart, all this crap is like 50 - 75% off.

And don't forget what Xmas is all about!!!

Wanna hear something scary? NBC had the brilliant idea to make a live action version of this. Wanna see a sneak? Click me. And yes, that is Harvey Fierstein and the Heat Miser . . . .

I am Malach and I am here to make XMas easier for the masses.

Give Thanksgiving a Rest

I hate Thanksgiving. I don't even get the premise. Why should we celebrate the whites invading America and the beginning of the end of Native American culture? Isn't it pretty symbolic that we overeat the food that they gave us in the same way that we took advantage of their gift of land? Those poor Native Americans on their reservations have to sit idly by as we completely miss the meaning behind Thanksgiving.

Don't get me wrong, I love turkey, stuffing, potato salad, and sweet potato casserole...once! The following days are murder because we overeat on Thanksgiving. For the next whole week it looks like Thanksgiving sandwiches three times a day. I hate the American participation in cultural events and I hate that I have to digest whatever the heck is in stuffing for the next week.

So happy day-after, WoWees, and pass the mustard.

24 Hours Later

And Thanksgiving is still going strong.

Many of us travel and eat the yucky food of relatives on Thanksgiving. Here's a f*cking idea: DO IT YOUR WAY!!!

This weekend, steal all your favorite family recipes, get some friends and cook a smaller Thanksgiving feast for yourself. It's relatively easy, b*tches. That, and no annoying in laws and butt cracks spoiling the mood. Plus, if you put up your Christmas decorations and some light jazz, you can cook it by 2 pm, kick back and relax, and eat in a casual manner for all eternity.

Now, the Murk household is dry, but if you're into getting a little sh*tty, buy some nice wine and or beer and have a little late night party with your best buds and rock the house to some techno or whatever. It makes for a nice transition back to real life.

I say do it!!!

Murk

Enjoy More....

I think everyone needs to watch this short film. Only 6 minutes long, Mark Osborne takes you away to a fantastic little world, much like our own, where oppression is the key to success, and dreams take you everywhere. But where you end up may not be where you had envisioned. Please, enjoy More, and the beautiful song 'Elegia' by New Order.



Get Happy.

Look at the Baby I got delivered SWEET!!!

Uhh I got the "Classic white" Model with Gold hardwear, loved the Ebony but fingerprints are very noticible if you didn't have the chance to clean it up, & the "Fireburst" was cool but was $100 more expensive than the other models, color wasn't very remarkable anyways... well I am complitely satisfied with my mother's present so I think I no longer need a husband lol

Gibson Guitar!

So Close

The Kill Whitey Podcast is 80% complete and will be up by Sunday.

Hate will reign.

One more thing...

That is all.

More from the "WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE" File

This proves that people are stupid.

I thank you for your time.

End of line.

CHEWBACCA IS MARRIED!?!?!?!?

Happy Holidays!

Coming Soon

The WoW Webcomic . .
Based on the Tales of WoW, at Stool Sample Webcomics. And exclusively at the WoW, a sneak peak of some of the chracter designs.

How's that for anticipation.

I am Malach, and I'm stuck on you, I got feeling down deep in my soul, that I just can lose . . .

Hump Day Jokes ...

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

~*~*~*~

10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving but Aren't...

1. "Reach in and grab the gibblets."
2. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
3. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"
4. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
5. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
6. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
7. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
8. "It's cool whip time!"
9. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
10. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

~*~*~*~

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an Occupational Benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden?

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about?" The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about?"

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK, you win!" "The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says, you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"

(Don't ya just love lawyers!)

~Have a Happy Turkey Day Woweees~

The State of the Nation..

...People are starving to death. Homelessness is rampant. Money is cut from federal programs to protect and help the underpriveledged. There is war. Deceipt. Theft. Murder. And in the middle of all this, I bring you the definition of frivolity. I bring you.....

Truck Balls.

We, as a civilization, are doomed.

and rightly so.

THIS JUST IN!

I Did It!!

The big news of the day is this: First he did it, now he didn't do it... then he was going to write a book about how he would have done it... now he's back to "I didn't do it."

Yes, everybody's favorite homicidal former football player: O.J. Simpson. He was reported to be writing a BOOK called "If I Did It". Hello, Juice! We know you did it. This is about the worst stunt I can imagine.

But, thankfully, News Corp. announced today that they are canceling his book deal and TV Special. Sadly, no Brazilian-style crime walk-thrus for us! I really wish I could have turned on Fox and watched O.J. talking about "Hypothetically, I could have stabbed her repeatedly in this back alley... hypothetically."

Somebody shut O.J. back up! I was content without his mug in the news... now he's back. Please... go away... and don't kill anybody else.

That is all.

Horatio

Kosmo Kramer

I guess he is missing one more K in his name.
Check out this TMZ video of Michael Richards hissy fit that other night at The Laugh Factory. He went off on a heckler, used the n word pretty extensively, then zapped them all with Tazers.

Click for Video.

Perhaps he was having "flashbacks" to Andy Kaufman's appearance of Fridays. Or perhaps this is part of the ritual of being a 33rd degree Scottish Freemason (Cap'n can inform more about this). Of course perhaps this is just some practice for a eventual buddy movie with Mel Gibson.

I am Malach and it takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back.

Casino Royale

Ah. A new James Bond film. Feels like it was only yesterday that we saw a man from Scotland who donned a white dinner jacket and confronted a Dr. No. Yet this film is a restart of the franchise, like Batman Begins was. Known as Casino Royale, it's based on Iam Fleming's first Bond adventure of the same name. This reboot will stray away from the CGI laden films of the Brosnan era. It will do it's stunts "the old fashioned way" and I like it like that. It's gives it a new life into this old franchise despite it's popularity.

This film also marks the entrance of a new and blonder Bond played by Daniel Craig of Layer Cake film. He plays a more grittier Bond which was surrounded with controversy over the studio's choice. But I believe he pulled of this rold perfectly and made it his own. We also get the return Judi Dench's M, sadly no Money Penny (though a reference is made) or Q. I quite like this Bond, he relies more on skill like Timothy Dalton's films rather than Gadgets like Roger Moore's films which saw Bond in space.

Also in the cast is Eva Green as Bond girl Vesper Lynd and Caterina Murino as Solange another Bond girl who sadly meets a grizzly fate with a hammock. This film also marks the return of Felix Leiter as played by Jeffrey Wright. We last saw Felix in Licence to Kill being fed to sharks. And as Le Chiffre the main villain is Mads Mikkelsen who I never heard of. It's an action packed film worthy of the James Bond character and it won't disappoint with a somewhat humorous torture scene at the hands of the villain. With twists in the plot added to the mixture I give this movie a solid A. See it, you'll be glad you spent about 8 bucks.

Top 10 Bush Moments.

Pay attention

Fat Bug 1.7 is Published

I am Malach and I won't repeat myself.

Lower Your Expectations

Remember, this just might be as good as it gets. Try to enjoy it.

Happy Friday Everyone!

Generous Investors Wanted

The Captain and I have teamed up once again to bring you another great investment opportunity!!!!

We are going to be making a Sudoku Book! Riding the wave of success Sudoku has had, we plan on licking the brain bending excitement up a few notches. Like FIFTEEN notches (Captain shouts over the phone as we consult).

We are going to find obscure recipes and list out the ingredients. Then, on a nine by nine SUPERGRID (I have to turn my volume down on my phone), we will place SOME of the ingredients, and the puzzled Sudoku Suckers will furrow their brows in concentration as they try to guess the remaining ingredients.

On the cover will be a picture of Warren Sapp, pointing you out and saying "I popped your Sudoku, BITCH!" and the whole thing will be wrapped in seaweed and it will throw a bowling ball through your windshield (what?). Hollywood is full of bees.

So, who wants in?

Everything is better in Asia

Who could possibly argue with that?

Fan-fucking-tastic!

RENT a WoW review.

Malach is lucky . .
him and the wife got to see RENT the opening year with all the original cast. I found the play a powerful and moving voice for my generation. It touched your heart as it touched a nerve and dealt with issues usually not seen in big time theatre like AIDS, drug use, homelessness, and homosexuality. It was funny, riveting, and emotionally draining, and was a inspiration to me artistically.

RENT does have it problems, but overall, it is extremely good live.

The wife and I rented the 2005 Movie. It is something we have wanted to see for awhile a finally got the chance to see. The film was good, though not as good as the musical. There of course are some changes here and about the film as compared to the musical, mainly addtion of dialogue and cut of some songs. But overall, if you like the musical, you will like the film.

RENT is set in 1989 - 1990, in New York City's, Alphabet City. It centers around a group of artist and musicians struggling to survive in in the early 90's NYC, under the shadow of HIV/AIDS and Heroin. Much of the the peice is heavily influenced by Puccini's La bohème and has a lot of the that same feel and culture. It chronicles a year in the life of 8 friends as they struggle with addiction, AIDS, being poor, love, and their creative vision.

The music is also very good. Malach commands you to see it.

I am Malach and Oh lover I'll cover you.

Today's state of the Nation...

....so, you wanna see some police brutality? Do ya? I bet you do!
Well, there's enough video on here, so here is the link to this video.

Apparently, the short version of the story is, UCLA Library, computer lab. An Arab student couldn't produce his student ID or Library card when asked (they do random checks). So they asked him to leave, which he did not do immediately. The Community Service Office (whatever that means) who asked for it left, then came back shortly thereafter with campus police. The Arab student was in the process of leaving when they arrived.

They grabbed him, argued, and then began using a taser on him. Multiple times. They threatened other students with the Taser as well.

Well, here's the details of the article:

At around 11:30 p.m., CSOs asked a male student using a computer in the back of the room to leave when he was unable to produce a BruinCard during a random check. The student did not exit the building immediately.
The CSOs left, returning minutes later, and police officers arrived to escort the student out. By this time the student had begun to walk toward the door with his backpack when an officer approached him and grabbed his arm, at which point the student told the officer to let him go. A second officer then approached the student as well.
The student began to yell "get off me," repeating himself several times.
It was at this point that the officers shot the student with a Taser for the first time, causing him to fall to the floor and cry out in pain. The student also told the officers he had a medical condition.
UCPD officers confirmed that the man involved in the incident was a student, but did not give a name or any additional information about his identity.
Video shot from a student's camera phone captured the student yelling, "Here's your Patriot Act, here's your fucking abuse of power," while he struggled with the officers.
As the student was screaming, UCPD officers repeatedly told him to stand up and said "stop fighting us." The student did not stand up as the officers requested and they shot him with the Taser at least once more.

Here's the link to the full article.

And this is the state of the Nation today

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A typical day at Malach's full time job.

As many of you know . .
Malach is the Director of Disability services for a large non profit. This is what my typical day is like.

Sometimes, it is more like this . . .

Ain't life grand.

I am Malach and you'll never find, another love like mine.

Hump Day Jokes ...

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your
needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby
brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his
baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now." "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

*~*~*~*

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car.

"Go get help." he pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked." He points to his shoe that was thrown
clear and says, "Cover your snatch with that and go get help." She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "Help! Help! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies,

"I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."

~*~*~*~

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the
prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

~giggles, have a wonderful Hump Day Woweees~

Looks like she didn't miss the '06 world cup.

Paganism

A requested article.
Here at the WoW, we aim to please, at least Malach does. Recently one of my favorite buckos has requested to hear about paganism and some of my opinions on it. So watch me work.

Paganism as a general term in this modern day refers mainly to any non Abrahamic based religions (Christianity, Judiasm, Islam). While some would include a number of very popular Eastern religions in this (IE Buddhims, Hinduism), that is always deabatable and based upon opinion.

The basic definiton of Pagan/Paganism connotes a broad sense of esoteric, naturalistic, polytheistic, and/or spiritualist practices that are out of the Abrahamic branch of religions. This is a very broad term and many Eytemologist avoid this generalization and prefer to sub-catergorize paganism into other smaller categories like animism, shamanism, polytheism, etc, etc. The range of "Pagan" religions is immense. Not including Eastern Religions everything from Old dead religions to modern Wicca are "Pagan" religions. Pagan which at one time was a very perjorative term like Heathen or Blasphemer, has become a very accepted term, and term used by self descibe pagans. There is also some debate whether Paganism includesAtheism and Agnosticism.

Paganism because of it's colorful range and history is broken up into several sub divisions:
Paleo-Paganism: Is a Pagan religion that has not been disrupted by culture and other religion. They have survived since their inception or were abadoned. For example Shito, Hinduism, and Celtic Polytheism which survive to this day, or the more familar Ancient Greek and Egyptian Religions which nor longer are forms of worship.
Meso-Paganism: These are Pagan religion that have been highly influenced by other relgions and cultures, but has been able to maintain a semblace of it's own worship. For example thing like the Native American religion or Voodoo.
Neo-Paganism: Is an attempt by modern man to reconnect and reconstruct ancient religion like Neo-Druidism and Wicca.

As for use of the term, Pagan and Paganism, one of my favorite websites, Religioustolerance.org has an excellent 7 item definition for it's modern use. I reprint it the items below:

1. Pagans consist of Wiccans and other Neopagans
2. Pagans are people to hate
3. Pagans are ancient polytheists
4. Pagans follow Aboriginal religions
5. Pagans are followers of non-Abrahamic religions
6. Pagans don't belong to any of the main religions of the world
7. Pagans are Atheists, Agnostics, Humanists, etc

You can read the entire article here.

So, know that you are confused, here is Malach's opinion. To me, you cannot be an Athiest and be a pagan. Pagans all believe is some type of higher power. Because of the numerous religions that can be applied as Pagan, it is kind of hard to give you an opinion on Paganism. In general Malach has the opinion